Sharing a Bed with Your Rival

Transcript

Hey, uh, Scarlet, are you sure you have the itinerary? Yes, I trust you, but let's just not forget the time that you, in fact, did not have it. Will you just check for me, please? Your best friend, your trusted class president? Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop.

Um, the just check, yeah? Okay. Hmm, you don't have it.

Okay, um, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. Um, will you just go, uh, I should have a copy on my desk in the office. Will you just go, um, grab it really quick for me? I'm just gonna get everybody's attention, you know, um, yeah, yeah.

No, it's fine, it's fine, I'm not mad, I'm not mad, don't worry. It happens, it happens, that's why we double check. Um, or in this case, triple check.

Um, yeah, you just run up and go get that and, uh, um, we'll be here. We're not gonna leave without you, don't worry. Okay.

Okay, um, can I get everyone's attention really quick? Okay, they didn't hear me. Um, hello, can I get everyone's attention really.

.. Of course you had to walk up. I didn't need your help, you know.

Yes, I did, I have it under control. Oh, right, I'm sorry. Forgive me, your highness.

I mean, should I say your prince? Or, or, actually, actually, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I gave you the wrong title, didn't I? All hail the ever-glorious king.

So benevolent, right? Yeah, that's more, that's more of your ally, huh? Okay.

You little. .. Scarlet, you're back.

No, nothing's wrong, you made it just in time. I'm just about to let everyone know what the plan is. Yeah, thank you.

Do you need a copy? It just answers a freaking question, you don't have to be so. ..

Here. Okay. Um, okay, everyone, so sorry about that.

Well, you know, there's a reason why, uh. .. There's a vice president, and I'm not the vice president, I am the class president.

Uh, yes, yes, I know, very funny. Um, so anyway, back to what I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by someone. I won't name names, but you know who.

Um, anyhow, so we, um, first things first. We are gonna load up on the buses, and make sure you have everything before we load up on the buses, because we are not turning around. I don't care if you left your charger, someone else will have a charger.

Um, or the worst case, you just have to buy another one. Because, well, I've been patient with you guys, and I've sent you many reminders about what we need, about what you would need, so if you forget something, that's not on me. That's on you.

So, um, we're gonna load the buses, um, be on our best behavior on the bus, because, well, the bus driver doesn't deserve to deal with everyone's antics so early in the morning. And neither do I. It is quite early, and even though I woke up much earlier than most of you, I would like to have some peace and sanctity on the bus ride before we make it to our destination, and all chaos ensues.

Right, right, um, moving on. Um, when we get there, we're going to just hand our luggage off to the concierge, we've already checked with them about that, and we're gonna go straight to the conference, um, to kind of get an early start, to get an advantage over everyone else. Um, speak to, we need to speak to, make sure you guys are taking notes, have your, everyone has their, um, notepads, right?

Yeah, I have, um, pins. Yeah, Trevor, yep, I'll give you a pin. Um, I'll give you two, because I feel like you're going to lose one of them in the other, so maybe I'll give you three.

Anyway, um, yeah, so, we're gonna do that, and then. .. Go ahead, go ahead.

It's not like you're going to interrupt me or anything. That's what you had to tell them, that's what's so important. Okay, you were such a little.

.. Nothing, nothing. Um, moving on.

So yeah, so we're gonna get there, and then that's that. Um, yeah, so, I guess that's all, and unless there's something the ever-so-gracious king needs to say. Is there, your highness? No? Okay, thank you.

Um, okay everybody, let's load up. Why are you sitting up here? No.

.. No, I mean, I don't. ..

It doesn't bother me, but why? Everyone else is sitting in the back. Oh, because you're the vice, okay.

Sure, sure. You don't need to sit up here, though. I'm perfectly content sitting by myself.

I chose to sit up here for a reason. If I wanted to mingle with everyone, I would've sat in the back. And I didn't want to mingle with anyone, and yet you're here.

Okay. No, no, fine. You know what, I don't really care.

Sit. It doesn't bother me. But, you know, here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm going to put my headphones on, and I'm going to work on some things, you know, approve some projects, and I'm going to need you to not bother me. Could you do that, maybe? Are you capable of that? I know that the prince is so.

.. You know, he's so used to getting his way, but sometimes princes need to be, um. ..

I don't know, their titles need to be stripped. But don't be disgusting. I don't want to see you strip.

You're such a. .. No, you're a total jerk, you know? Why would your mind even go there? No, no, oh, I like you? Okay.

Well, now you're just being preposterous. Yes, preposterous. Nothing.

Nothing's funny. Nothing. I just.

.. Okay, no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I feel like maybe you should know.

It's a really big secret, and I just. .. I'm going to tell you this, and I hope that it doesn't break your little heart.

You know, um. .. The world does not revolve around you.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I know such terrible news. I mean, you would have never have thought that, would you? Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I have to tell you that. Well, I just thought that maybe, you know, maybe if you knew, you'd stop being such an old choice word that I'm not going to use, because I'm very family-friendly.

Yeah, I'm like you. Yeah. So I'm going to put my headphones on now, and I'm going to do some work as the class president.

The head class president. And I need to remind you who was voted as vice president. Yeah, yeah.

My votes are ranked yours by quite a few. So I'm going to do my job, my duty, as student council president. And you're going to do your duty as student council vice president, and yeah, you're going to leave me alone for the entire bus ride.

Okay? Yeah? Did you get that? Did you? Good.

Good. I'm glad you can follow rules. Now, if you'll leave me be.

This is going to be a long trip. Yes, yes. Yeah, for our class project, we worked on community.

That was our biggest part of our, one of our biggest parts was giving back to the community. So we went and we visited the schools and the district, and we talked with the younger kids about leadership roles and what they do has an impact on themselves, on everyone around them, the world. And yes, yes.

Ah, yes, this is my vice president. Yes, yes. He's quite the charmer.

No, no. We're not together. No, never that.

No, we keep things strictly, strictly professional. No, and, you know, just between me and you, ma'am. He's totally not my type.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's, no, no. I mean, he might be slightly attractive, but not to me.

No, no, I don't, I don't, I don't fancy him. No. I appreciate, I appreciate it, though, that you think we would make a lovely couple, but no.

I would have to strongly disagree with you there. Yes, yes. Well, if you'll excuse me, I see that someone's calling me over there, so I'll be right back.

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe she just thought that we were together. Me liking you.

You know, if anything, you like me. Yeah, it's very more plausible than me liking you. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you so have a crush on me. I mean, otherwise you wouldn't be following me around. You know, just because we're co, I don't know, we're co-captains in this ship doesn't mean you have to follow me around, you know?

Okay. Oh, you want to show we're a united front. Sure, sure.

I'll let you believe that, you know. I've heard that delusion is a disease, so I hope you don't get sick too much. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, I'm going to go, and you're not going to follow me because I want to be by myself right now and talk to people by myself. So, goodbye.

See you, your highness. Yeah, Scarlet. I'm going to head to my room now.

Yeah, yeah, no. You guys can definitely stay out here, and I know everyone's doing a, down in like the commons, I think they're having like a party, I guess. Not really my scene, you know.

Yeah, yeah. It's fine, it's fine. I don't, I'm not worried about it.

I'm going to just go to sleep. I'm not being a, I'm not being a party pooper, Scarlet. I just, I'm really tired.

Today was a very busy day, but I have to get some work done. So, yeah. You guys have fun.

Be responsible. Don't disappoint me, or tarnish our school name. Yeah, yeah.

Because you guys can get pretty rowdy, so just make sure you're on your best behavior. Okay, I know I don't have to give you the mom speech, but still. Yeah.

Everyone, I'm just going to go back to my room, okay? Alright, see you guys. Thank goodness.

Finally some peace and quiet. Now, um, which number am I? Okay, 205.

Okay. That's 202, so I must be a little bit further down. And here we are.

Home sweet home. Okay. I'm just going to go put my bags down.

Okay, I definitely need a shower. Okay. Shower time it is.

What are you doing in here? No! Why are you in my room? Oh.

Oh, this is your room. That's so rich coming from you. You know, I get that most of the time.

You are so absolutely infatuated with me, and that you're absolutely obsessed with me, but coming to my room? Like that's, you're crossing so many lines right now. This is your room.

Okay. I find that very hard to believe, because it's my room. In fact, I have a room key.

I don't even know how you got in. You have a room key. Okay, who did you talk to to get a room key? No one? Oh, I find that hard to believe.

Okay, show me then. Show me where it says that this is your room. What? Why does it say 205? Fine, I'll show you that it's my room too.

Here. So it's both of our rooms. What the heck? How did this even happen? Did you do this? No, I'm not accusing, I'm not trying to accuse you of anything.

It's just this is a very odd situation. Um. ..

Who even scheduled. .. Stacy? Okay, that makes sense.

Yeah, she must have gotten it mixed up or something. Oh, you can't stay in here. What? No, you can't stay.

I was in here first. Yeah, technically, yeah, that is me calling dibs. I was in here first.

And I already used the shower, so it's mine. You just, you can go sleep with one of the guys. You don't have to stay in here.

And besides, there's only one bed. There's no possible way I'm sharing a bed with you. Oh, you wouldn't want to share a bed with me either.

Sure, sure. I'm glad the feeling's mutual then. Just, you go, just stay with one of the guys.

They're not back yet? Okay, then. ..

Where are they? The party. That's still going on? Okay, um.

.. Well, I'll just go then. No, yeah, no, I'm just gonna go.

I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go. I'm going to just find somewhere else. Maybe I can go with Scarlet or.

.. No, I'm not sharing a room with you. That's absolutely insane.

I'm not sharing a bed with you either. That is even more insane. That's bordering on, um.

.. So many things. I'm not gonna say.

But, no. Okay, I. ..

Yeah, I know, it's raining outside. But I, I, I'm not, I can't stay in a bed with you. No, well, I'm not saying you have to go.

I'm just saying I'm gonna go. Okay, you don't want me to go. Well, okay, what are we gonna do then? It's far too late to try to get in contact with the hotel staff and ask them about a room change or to ask if they have anything available.

So, what do we do now? You. ..

You'll sleep on the floor? I. ..

You don't have to sleep on the floor. No, I'll feel bad or something. I don't know.

Okay, well, how about this? I'll try to get in contact with someone, maybe. Um, I know you have to take a shower.

So, you can just go ahead and do that and I'll just try to see if maybe I can get it sorted out. Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine, it's fine.

Go ahead. I'll still be here when you get out. It's just my luck.

Hey. You're done? Yeah, um, no.

Nothing worked out. I did get in contact with someone, but they said that they wouldn't be able to find another room tonight. That the only time they would have them available is tomorrow.

So. .. I guess we're sharing the room.

Yeah, and the bed. No, I'm not making you sleep on the floor. You can sleep on the bed.

But, but, before you get any ideas running through that head of yours, we have to have some ground rules. Yeah, ground rules. Okay, to protect my sanity and to protect yours.

Okay? So, first off, you stay on your side of the bed. And in fact, I'm going to put up a pillow wall.

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I know, I know. So dramatic, right? Yeah, a pillow wall.

That's what I'm putting up. I'm going to put up a pillow wall and, um, you know, don't cross the wall. I'm not going to cross the wall.

We're going to stay on our perspective sides and. .. Yeah.

Um, second, um, I feel like you're a snorer. No, yeah, you definitely snore. Just don't snore loud, all I'm asking.

Um, I would like to get some peace. Um, some restful sleep tonight. So, if you could just hold off on doing that, that would be so great.

Um. .. That's it.

Do you have anything to add? I don't steal blankets. It's so presumptuous of you to assume that.

Okay, well, whatever, um, are you ready? Okay, that sounds really wrong. Um, don't, stop laughing, it's not funny.

Um, I meant, like, are you ready to go to, to, to, like, to bed? No, stop, stop twisting my words. I'm not saying it like that.

Oh my gosh, you're so awful. Uh, I'm, I'm asking if you're ready to go to sleep. Okay, is that, is that more appropriate for you? Is that enough for your brain to comprehend? Gosh, you're so annoying.

Um, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty tired, so. .. Well, come on then, I've already set up the pillow wall.

Yeah.