Serial Killer Boyfriend - Suspicions

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No, I really haven't seen that one yet but I'd say my favorite ever would have to be American Psycho. Yeah, I mean American Psycho is really something that's been plaguing me for years. The book is good but the movie is much better.

I really think so. What's your favorite one? That one's good too.

I actually forgot about that one. That is a very good one. Very good choice.

What do you mean? Oh, that? That's just.

.. Okay, so how do I explain this? Okay, so that was just from a Halloween party I had last year.

That's nothing important. You can just leave it right there. Yeah, anyway, so let's keep talking about movies.

I mean, what other movie would you say is a great serial killer movie? I want to see what your favorites are. Things you're into.

What you like. Halloween. That's a classic.

Very classic. Very, very good. John Carpenter.

1978 will always be considered Michael Myers as one of the best slasher villains or serial killers ever in cinema. Wouldn't you agree? Yeah.

Alright, here's a question for you. Very good question, but you have to think about it, okay? If you were a serial killer, how would you kill or hunt your prey? Think about that for a moment.

What do you mean? It's not gruesome. It's just a question.

That's not meaning that we're gonna go out and kill people. That's not what I'm saying. I just want to know what you would use.

I want to see what kind of person you are, you see? I think this really tells. Also, if.

.. Oh, you have your answer already? Okay.

Go ahead. What would you use? Okay.

Okay. Alright. I could see that.

Well, the thing is, the only thing that I don't see working out is the fact that what you picked is a very close-range weapon and you're relatively very small. Pretty sure I could just choke you out with my own hands. I wouldn't even need a weapon.

But yeah, I'm just saying, you know, like, I don't think it would be the best choice for you. That's all I'm saying. If you were a serial killer, it wouldn't be the best choice to just pick a tiny little knife and a hatchet.

Plus, I've never seen that combination before. Never in cinema or any books. I mean, I know the hatchet killer, but both of them together? Like a knife and a hatchet? It's a very strange combination, but I see where you're going with it.

I applaud the try. You don't want to know what I would use? Okay.

Well, what I would use is probably three specific things. It all depends on the killing. For example, if I'm going out and just looking for people to kill, nothing planned, nothing, you know, where I can take my time and learn their routines and learn where they live, learn who they live with, what time they go in, what time they go out, their habits, their rituals.

If I could not know any of that, right, and it was just an impulse killing, like a lot of killers do in the United States more prevalently, I would probably use a gun with a silencer. And probably a small gun, too. You know, something very compact.

Maybe a Walther PPK with a silencer. Very concealable. Even under a very, you know, somewhat light wind coat.

It'd be perfect. It'd be great to pull out and be able to just maybe even cover it with a bag or anything. You could even, well, this might be getting ahead of myself, but you could even cover it with an umbrella.

So you know how umbrellas, they're closed, some of them little umbrellas? You could have it in there. You could modify it so it looks like you're just carrying an umbrella by your side, and then you point at someone and bam, they're dead.

They wouldn't even know it was you, even if you pointed it straight at them. Because then again, all you have in your hand is an umbrella. Now, that's for a spontaneous impulse kill, right? So if I could choose, if I could plan, if I could make certain that I would be able to go into a house and take my sweet time, I would definitely use a straight razor, maybe a stiletto knife, and maybe, maybe a hatchet.

I do feel a hatchet would be the best for kneecapping people. You know how kneecapping is with a gun? Well, I would use a hatchet.

It'd be much more. .. Actually, you know what? Scratch that.

Not a hatchet, a kukri knife. Do you know what that is? Well, look.

It's a type of knife that is curved forward, but at like almost a 45, 3-degree angle, and is prevalently used in India, if I'm not mistaken, and some parts of Asia. It has a very, very forward weight to it for slashing. It's perfect for that.

You can kneecap slice off a leg pretty easily. I'd say maybe not even winding up the arm for a strike. You could go from just holding it up here and BAM! Dead.

You know? But yeah. Anyways, I'm actually really hungry right now.

Where do you want to go eat? What do you want to eat? It could be anything.

No? Okay. Now that sounds delicious.

Let's go there. I'll go get my windbreaker, okay? I'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere.