Sensual Hookup with Your Cute Tour Guide

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Hello! Welcome, welcome. Hi, thank you for joining us here today.

Hi, how are you? Yeah, yeah, just stand here. Okay everyone, gather around.

I'm going to tell you the brief history of this castle. So, this is Buda Castle, also known as the Royal Palace. This is a historic castle complex, so you're looking over the Danube River.

They really knew what they were doing with the views here, right? The castle dates back to the 13th century, when the Mongols invaded Hungary and destroyed the original fortress. That's when they rebuilt this castle and expanded it several times over the past centuries, with major renovations during the reigns of King Matthias Corvinus.

You know, you see him everywhere around here. And that church over there, that belongs to him, well, named after him. That was in the 15th century and after that, King Sigismund of Luxembourg in the 16th century.

During the Ottoman rule in the 16th and 17th centuries, the castle was heavily damaged and later they rebuilt it in Baroque style, what you see here, in the 18th century under the Habsburg dynasty. The castle was further expanded and renovated in the 19th century to its present form, which includes a mix of Baroque and Neoclassical and Neo-Renaissance styles. Beautiful, isn't it? Today the castle is home to a lot of museums.

It includes the Budapest History Museum, the National Gallery, and if you just look around in the terrace, there's a cafe there you can walk around. I'm gonna give you like five, ten minutes to take it all in, and then we can move on to the Fisherman's Bastion, okay? Cool.

Hey, Mark. Yeah, it's just a small group today. It's all right.

Quite calm, not like all those children yesterday. Oh god, I couldn't handle that. Yeah, I'll just have an espresso, thank you.

Hey, I know you can join me. You're with the tour, right? What's your name? Hi.

Do you like it so far? Yeah, it's beautiful up here. Are you having a coffee too? Oh, you don't need to do that.

Oh, thank you. I'll take that as a tip. I don't usually accept drinks from my clients, but hey, my clients don't usually look this good.

Oh, did I say that out loud? Oh, thank you. Cheers, or, I guess, segedre, as they say in Hungarian.

Oh god, I needed this coffee. So, what do you think of Budapest? Yeah, no, I haven't actually been here that long, just a year or two.

Yeah, it sort of feels like low-budget Paris, doesn't it? Because of how gorgeous it is. Did you know that many, many TV shows and films, if they're set in London or Paris, it's usually filmed in Budapest because it's cheaper here.

Yeah, I think it's time to move on. People are gathering around the statue over there. Yeah, come on.

Hello, hi. You all right? Yeah? Shall we move on? Okay.

So, just follow me. We're going to the Fisherman's Bastion. So, this is, it looks, I know it looks very old.

It looks like something out of a fairy tale. This is called the Fisherman's Bastion, a neo-gothic terrace. And you see, this is the church behind it, the Matthäus Church I was telling you about.

This bastion was built in the late 19th century as part of the celebrations for Budapest's thousandth anniversary. That's right, the name comes from the medieval Fisherman's Guild that was responsible for defending this stretch of the castle during the Middle Ages. The terrace features seven towers, each representing one of the seven Hungarian tribes that founded Hungary in the 9th century.

The bastion's walls are adorned with ornate carvings and sculptures, making it a popular destination for tourists and photographers, as you can see. It's always busy here, but you know, sometimes, if you come up here at like 4 or 5 am, just during sunrise, not a lot of people here. And oh my god, the sun's sunrise here is out of this world.

During World War II, the bastion suffered significant damage from bombing raids, but it was later restored to its original splendor. Today, it remains one of the most iconic landmarks in Budapest, and it's definitely a must-visit for anyone. So, if your friends are thinking about coming here, send them here first.

Well, that was it for today. So, you've still got a couple of hours before the evening, so if you feel like it, why not check out the History Museum or the National Gallery. And yeah, thank you all for joining me, and I hope you enjoyed the tour.

Enjoy Budapest! Bye! Oh, it's you, coffee man! What's up? What am I doing after this? Well, I'm gonna just go home and, you know, relax.

Take me out for dinner? Well, well, well, I didn't expect that. Hmm, why not? Let's go.

Thank you for bringing me here. This is a nice place. No, I haven't been here before.

Do you say that to all the tour guides you seduce? No, actually, I've never. Well, I have had guys asking me to go out with them after a tour, but I don't know, I've just never really been interested, that's all.

Why? Because, I don't know, it always just seemed like they're not really interested in what I have to say, they just think I'm pretty or whatever. Yeah, when I was talking about the history and the features of the buildings and stuff, you seemed like you actually cared.

You actually have interest in this. You didn't just come on this walking tour because, you know, we gotta see all the sights. You actually wanted to hear what I had to say.

Yeah, it is my passion, I guess. Not being a tour guide, of course. History and architecture.

The show is about the history, the history of the city, the history of the city, history and architecture. This is just an easy way to get money. No, I don't think I have the affinity to be an actual architect, but I'm just appreciating the art, you know?

Like, you can love music without knowing how to play music, right? Yeah, this is lovely. Thank you.

Hmm, well, I do have to get up fairly early tomorrow. I've got a sunrise walk soon. I can't really continue with drinks after this.

Yeah, you'd like to come to that? Of course, you're welcome to. Yeah.

Oh, you're leaving tomorrow? I said the sunrise walk will be the last time we see each other. That's a shame.

Unless. .. No, no, no.

Fuck it, life's short. Do you want to stay at mine tonight? And then we go for the sunrise walk together? Oh yeah, free of charge.

I'm joking, that sounded wrong. I meant the tour is free of charge. Yeah, I'd like you to come home with me.

Can I kiss you? Come on, I don't live too far. God.

Oh, I didn't want to admit it. I'm so ridiculously attracted to you. I was hoping you'd ask me out.

Yeah, I can't do that myself. It would be very unprofessional, wouldn't it? No, I don't usually do this, I just.

.. I felt like I needed to spend more time with you before you leave. Sometimes you just feel a spark, a connection, an undeniable attraction.

Fuck. Fuck. Come to the bedroom.

Let me take this off. Yes, oh, I love my neck kissed. The way you move against my neck, it's perfect.

It's like you knew my body. It's like you've known me forever. It's like this instant click.

I knew I had to have you. I knew I had to have you here. Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, suck on my nipple. Oh, that feels good. Oh, yes.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God, I want you.

I want you so bad. Oh, God, the way you kiss my body. Oh, yes, please keep going, keep going, keep going.

I hope you don't mind me pulling your hair a little. It's just. ..

Oh, God, I can't control myself. Why are your lips around me? Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, God, that feels good.

That feels good. Oh, baby. Oh, God, that tongue of yours is perfect.

How the fuck did you learn that? Jesus. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that feels so good. Oh, it feels so good. Here, grab my butt.

Oh, stick your nails into my butt. Oh, and squeeze. Oh, God, you're so perfect.

Fuck, I wish you could stay for longer. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, baby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, please keep going, keep going. The way you suck on my clitoris.

Oh, fucking exquisite. Moon against my pussy. God, your voice, your voice is doing things to me.

Oh, my God, I feel so lucky right now. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Yeah, yeah, you want to finger me? Yeah, so fucking soaking wet for you. You just push your finger in.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, that is the spot. Then it's the right spot. Oh, fuck.

Two, yes, two fingers. Just keep pushing them against my g-spot. Why you, why you suck on my clitoris? Oh, my God, this is so fucking perfect.

You are so fucking perfect. Oh, I want this to never stop. But I actually really, really, really want to feel you inside me.

Oh, God, I am feeling you so hard against my legs. The way you grind as you grind your face against my pussy. I just want you inside me, please, please, please, please, I need you.

I need it, I need it. Yeah, wait. Yeah, let me get a condom.

Yeah. Oh, my God, I feel dizzy. I feel so fucking dizzy.

I need you inside me. Oh, why is this so difficult? Oh, here we go, here we go.

I'm soaking, dripping. Push it in. Oh, God, this feels right, just right.

Come here and kiss me. I'm going so fast. I want to enjoy every second of this.

Oh, God. Oh, God, you feel so good. Oh, keep kissing me.

Keep kissing me while you fuck me. How could you be so perfect? This is not fair.

It's not fair that you have to leave tomorrow. I want more of you. I want more of you.

I want all of you. All of you, all to me, to me, to me. Oh, yes, you can go faster.

Yes, squeeze my hands. Fuck. It's been so long since I felt so close to someone.

Oh, fuck. This is not fair. This is not fair.

You can't leave. You can't leave. I want to feel you.

I want to feel you inside me like this every day. Oh, fuck. Oh, so good.

Stay here, stay here.