Seduction Of A Yandere

Transcript

Hey baby, good to see you. Why do you look so cross? Where was I? Oh, you know, just hanging out with some friends, talking mostly about you.

Well, I took it upon myself that you have a couple of distractions in your life and your past few ex-boyfriends aren't going to be a problem anymore. Oh, no, no, no, don't worry about it. It's just you and me.

No, I didn't do anything too bad. No, not illegal. Just told them to back off or they would see a very bad end.

Oh, threatening, come on, it's not a big deal. Anything get closer to you, right? No, it's just going to be you and me, dancing together, riding off in the sunset.

Why do you look concerned? Oh, no, no, no, no. Everything was all for you.

You don't got to worry about your safety. Well, that was kind of the point. If I were doing all this and then I hurt you later, I could never, I couldn't live with myself if I hurt a precious little hair anywhere on your head and now we won't ever have to worry about that, not with any crazy ex-boyfriends or family members, really.

Speaking of, I got us some good news. Well, I took it upon myself and I got two of us tickets to move across state, cross country if you want. No, no, it's not sudden.

Well, maybe a little bit. But haven't you always said that you wanted to be away from all this craziness? Everyday life and your job and basic responsibilities.

We can leave, dip off and go somewhere else. Just us. You don't even got to know where your location is.

I'm kidding. But we don't got to share that with anybody else, right? There's no point.

Right? Well, uh, think about it. You don't have to do it right away, but, you know, it'd be nice.

Maybe over the next few days so I can set the flights up. I don't have to pay through the ass to get a refund. That'd be nice.

But enough about us. What about you? How's your day go? Hmm.

Um, yeah. I'm not going to lie. That sounds like a lot.

All the more reason to get on a plane. Oh, I'd really like if you would sit right next to me if possible. You can get the window seat.

We can hold hands, talk about where we're going to go. Maybe go to Italy, where you've always wanted to. We've been talking about it for years, right baby? Yeah.

No, you don't have to invite anybody else. It's just us. I mean, I'm not bringing anyone else.

Yeah, it's just more like a couple's vacation, honeymoon. Yeah. How about we make sure we don't miss the flight? I'll grab a coin and we call heads or tails.

Whoever wins gets to pick when they leave. Deal? Well, yeah.

Of course I'm going to give you a choice. You can pick first. All right, heads or tails? Call it.

Tails, interesting. We'll see. Ah, what bad luck, baby.

Heads. Well, no time like the present. You know, I actually packed your bag for you in case this was going to be an option.

You didn't have to thank me. I was just making sure that you were ready to go. Because I know you'd be super excited about this.

Now, our flight leaves in about an hour and a half. So we better start on over there. You want to drive or you want me to drive? As long as we're together, I don't care either way.