Seducing The IT Guy

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Hi, you've got the desktop support team. My name is Pettipown. What can I do for you tonight? Hi.

Of course, happy to help. Let me just finish starting this ticket for you. Alright.

Yeah, well, I'm filling in for the usual night guy. I guess you're stuck with me. Aw, now that just pains me.

Don't worry, I'm just as qualified, if not more. I'll be taking good care of you. Alright, I've got a few housekeeping questions to get out of the way.

There should be a model number on the back of your docking station or at the bottom of your laptop. Take a look and let me know if you find it. Oh, got it? Perfect.

Go ahead and read it out for me whenever you're ready. I-D-0-M-U-6-9-S-E-X-M-E-N-U. That's it.

Alright, perfect. Let's take a look. Okay, there we are.

Uh-huh. Oh, wow. Oh, nothing.

It just, uh, it looks like a relatively new device. Can you describe what kind of problems you were experiencing with this device? I-D-0-M-U-6-9-S-E-X-M-E-N-U.

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I-D-0-M-U-6-9-S-E-X-M-E-N-U. I-D-0-M-U-6-9-S-E-X-M-E-N-U. Alright, I hate to be cliched, but have you tried turning it off and on again? Actually no, that's the wrong question to ask.

The question should be, have you tried restarting it? Because did you know that turning off a computer, if you have a certain setting on, does not actually turn it off all the way? Yep, totally true.

Because if you have a setting called Fast Startup On, when you turn off the computer or press the turn off button on Windows, it shuts down Windows. It shuts down the graphics, or the graphics card or whatever you're using to power on your monitor. It does turn all that off.

But your motherboard is still running parts of your memory, your hard drive, and some parts of your processor, without you knowing. And the hard drive in particular is the one that boots Windows. Because a fast startup is basically preparing the RAM, the hard drive, and the processor to say, hey motherfucker, they're starting up the PC.

But with more modern PCs, that difference, if you have that on, is microseconds. Literal microseconds. But if you have it on, it shaves off years of lifetime for those pieces, especially the hard drive.

I've had a client complain to me that their hard drive actually faulted after six months of having the PC. All because they had Fast Startup On. So what we're going to do actually is open up the Windows menu and type in Control Panel, and then go on to the power options, and then choose what the power button does.

And there it is. When I press the power button, it says shutdown, as it should. It should shut down the PC when you press the power button.

And when you press the sleep button, it should go to sleep, as it should. But if you check below that, shutdown settings, you can see that it's grayed out. But you have your Fast Startup On.

So you just click the option with the shield at the top, which says change settings that are currently unavailable, and then boom. You can turn it off, save changes, and boom. You have saved off years for your computer.

Fun facts. But. ..

All right, all right, all right, just checking. We're just troubleshooting here. Yeah, I'm not sure.

Nah, don't worry, we'll figure it out. Okay, tell you what, I'm gonna send you a request for remote access. You'll see it pop up on your screen right about now.

Yep, just go ahead and click accept for me whenever you're ready. Cool. Give me a sec just to poke around and try not to touch your mouse.

Can you do that for me? Great, that's awesome. All right, I'm gonna start with checking on.

.. Okay, gonna start with deleting some temporary files to free up your disk. Just some background programs, nothing you'll even notice is gone.

Sound good? Okay. ..

Sorry, did you say something just now? Right, sorry, I just thought I heard. ..

You know what, never mind. I'm a little off today. I didn't get my full eight hours.

Okay. .. All right, if I check in there.

.. I mean, your storage is pretty good, so there's nothing to be worried about. Okay, there, right then.

You definitely said something. I think. ..

Do you have any questions for me, or. .. No? Okay.

Well, I promise this shouldn't take much longer. Question? Yeah, of course, what's up? I did mean questions related to the state of your computer.

But no, I'm pretty new to the company, so I don't actually know a lot of people yet. So yeah, I guess no one's really caught my eye, as you put it. Hey, don't worry.

I'm new to this role and all, but I promise you, I know what I'm doing. You're in good hands. Ah, thank you.

That's nice. Nervous? Yeah, a little.

I mean, you're the director, right? That kinda makes you my boss, in a way. Oh, true, okay.

Boss. Yeah, you're right. Sorry, God, sorry.

I don't know why I'm so, like, nervous all of a sudden. Yeah, go easy on me. You know, my performance is still monitored, so if you could leave me a glowing review, that'd be great.

Okay, I've cleared some of your programs for your CPU, which freed up some of your storage, too. That should hopefully speed things up. All that's left is handing back access to you and.

.. Oh, yeah, no problem. I can take a quick look at something else.

This folder? The ones my cursor's on? Are you sure? It's labeled private.

Okay. .. Hey, this isn't, like, some phishing test or anything that I'm about to fail, right? Because that would not be the.

.. Holy fuck, oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God.

Oh, thank God, yes. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I must have clicked on the wrong thing.

Holy fuck. My bad. What? You wanted me to? Did you.

.. I mean, you meant for me to see this? Okay, um.

.. Why are these pics on your desktop? And is that.

.. Is that you? Jesus.

Fuck, sorry, I mean. .. Damn.

Yeah. I'm just gonna close this out. I can't.

.. I should not be looking at them like this. Well, because, I mean.

.. Yeah. Nobody's around, but we're working.

You're like, higher up. HR's gonna have a field day with this. Yeah, well.

.. Coworkers should turn each other on. At least, not in like, real time.

I mean, you go home and then think about them and get off. And then take it to your grave. That's how workplace crushes work.

No, I didn't mean I don't have a crush on you. I just. ..

Fuck me. Oh. You're trying to.

Yeah. That's really cute. Look.

I don't wanna get fired, okay? I'm pretty sure you've already got me filing at least five different company policies. So the responsible thing to do would be to just close out your ticket, wish you luck, and.

.. Holy shit. You know I can hear that, right? You're not being quiet anymore.

I knew I heard you earlier. Jesus. Have you been touching yourself this entire call? You have? Shit.

Fine. Keep going. Don't stop at my expense.

I mean. .. You were already touching yourself when I was just trying to fix your computer, right? That was a question, you know.

Yeah. So. ..

Give me an answer. Have you been touching yourself? Good god, that's hot.

Start ripping yourself a little faster. Press a little harder. I bet you're starting to get wet, right? Think about how hard you make me.

It's just so easy for you, right? Turning guys on. Yeah, I bet.

Were you even planning on saying anything? Or were you just gonna get off to my voice hand between your legs? Muffling those little moans.

Oh, you perv. Jesus, you're wet. I can hear your pussy.

Fuck. Oh, you'd feel so good. Slick and needy.

God. I wanna feel how wet you are. Mmm.

Oh, you sound good. Where are you? Yeah.

Right now. Oh, on your bed? Stealing company time.

That's very irresponsible. I guess we should make this efficient then, yeah? Get you off and back to work.

Look at your screen for me. Yeah, right. You're getting off to a stranger over the phone.

Don't act like you've never watched porn before. Oh my god. I can scrub for viruses later.

Right now. Just look at how good she's getting fucked. It's hot, right? Yeah.

It's exactly what I wanna do with you. Desperate, mindless fucking thigh spread. Look at how wet she is.

Practically dripping all over herself. I bet you'd get even wetter. Would I be right? God.

I'd love to fuck you like that. Get you underneath me. All whiny and desperate and full of cock.

Yeah, baby. My dick's fucking aching. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, you'd feel so good. Standing up for me like that. Stretching open on thick cock.

Going cum drunk on my fingers. Grabbing at my arm. Digging your nails in.

Molding like a needy slut. Because it feels so good, right? Oh, please don't stop touching yourself, okay? Can you do that for me? Don't stop.

Don't slow down. I just. ..

Oh, fuck. I need to hear you cum. Fuck it.

Yeah. Oh, I'm almost there, too. Don't worry.

Yeah. Keep those legs spread open for me. Just for me.

God, you have great legs. I know, I know, sweetheart. You just need to feel good.

I could do that for you. Oh, please, let me do that for you. Matter of fact, yeah, I'll fucking beg for it.

I don't care after seeing you like that. After seeing you like that. Hearing you like this.

I'd get on my knees for you. Tell me how good it feels. Tell me how much you love my cock.

My fingers. Oh, fuck. My mouth.

Yeah, fuck. I need to hear it. Oh, God.

Oh, use me. Oh, I don't care. Just thinking about you grinding against my mouth, sloppy and desperate.

Oh, God. I could fucking cum. No, I'm not fucking kidding.

I am hot. Oh, you're so hot. Oh, you feel good, right? Please tell me you feel as fucking good as I do right now.

Fucking fingers spread open like a toy. Your pillow, whatever.