Secret "Handshake" Between Ex Lovers

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Oh, I've been invited to a birthday party. Nice. I wonder who's going to be there.

Hey! Oh, it's so good to see you! Oh my gosh, isn't this a fabulous party? I'm having such a great time.

Oh, they invited my ex-husband. We have joint custody, so I have to play nice. I guess I better go talk to him.

They invite anybody to these parties, don't they? I hope you hired a babysitter. This is not cool.

I don't need to be seeing you when I'm trying to enjoy myself. Come on, we broke up for a reason. Don't ruin my night, okay? I'm going to go have fun with my friends.

You just stay out of my way, okay? He said, what? You're kidding me.

That is so funny. Well, tell me more. Hey, I'll be right over, okay? One moment.

Don't follow me. I really gotta get going. He hired a babysitter so he could have all the fun he wants, live in the single life.

Must be nice. Leaving so soon? I need to have some one-on-one time with you.

We barely got to catch up at the party. Sorry for being a bitch earlier, but I had to set my boundaries. Something I should have done years ago.

Did you miss me? I know you've missed me. I know you think about me all the time.

Do I think about you? I'll never tell. We gotta be quiet.

I hope nobody walks in on us in this room. Told everybody I was leaving, but really, I saw you grab your coat to leave and I just couldn't leave the party without a kiss. I just needed to keep things spicy like I always have, right? Keep you on your toes.

Yes, you were always such a good kisser. Perhaps that's why I fell for you. Where is my mind? I must have had too many waters tonight.

I need you. Come on. Yeah, give me that cock.

Just as big as I remember. Let me just touch you a little bit. That cock just fits perfectly in my hand.

Like it was meant to be until it wasn't. Fuck it. I don't care about the divorce right now.

You know, this cock has always been mine till death do us part. Oh, yeah. Just a handjob, okay? Just a handjob.

Nothing more. Don't want to get on my knees and ruin my party dress. Oh, no.

Oh, plus you've got a lot of making up to do if you ever want another blowjob from me, let alone to fuck me. Oh, maybe at the next birthday party. Feel our bodies so close to one another.

We're pressed up against each other in this small room. I can tell you're getting close. I know you.

I know your cock and your balls so well. No, you're calm like the back of my hand. I know how to make it shoot out of that cock.

Hell, I did it enough. Slow it down. Getting too close too fast.

Plus I'm going to have to give you a cool down period. We got to leave this room one at a time so nobody gets suspicious. The two ex lovers coming out of the private room together.

Everyone's gonna talk. Unless they see my lip gloss on your lips. Oh, they're gonna know.

You have all those times when we were married. Give it to me. Just one more load.

Oh, and then we can go our separate ways forever. Oh, come for me. Come for me.

Oh, I feel it dripping out of your cock. Don't worry. I brought a cocktail napkin with me.

We can clean this up. No one will ever know. Didn't that feel so good? You know, I used to always love when you would kiss my neck, my collarbone, rub my shoulders.

Don't mess up my hair. It's getting so hot in here. I don't want to part ways just yet.

I'm not ready. Not ready to move on.