Saucy Shorts (2) - Rivalry
Saucy short 2. Rivalry. [F4A][office][rivalry][condescending][proposition][suggestive] This is a fun one I wrote last year. I got to test out that cute tiny mic I bought. It's a little buzzy and there's a lot of background noise but I think it'll be fun for voice notes. So what do you say? I could use someone like you.
Transcript
Oh honey, I don't think I'm better than you. I know I am, and you know it too. That's why you're so competitive with me.
Not that it's a competition. It must eat away at you. Working so hard.
Working overtime. Always being on call. And for what? For me to breeze by you so effortlessly.
For me to be pursued for high profile clients, promotions, and all expense paid conferences. And meanwhile, they forget your name. Don't get me wrong, I don't like this any more than you do.
I don't think it's fair. But that's life. Some of us, like you, are little worker bees.
So busy making, yet hardly ever recognized. And then some people, like myself, are queen bees. High value.
Special. But, like any good queen bee, I appreciate my workers. So let's say we put the silly rivalry to bed, and embrace our positions.
I'll be your queen, and you'll work for me. What do you say? I promise I'll make it worth your while.
I'm very good to my busy little bees. So long as they remember who their queen is.
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