Sacred Seduction [Magic Speaker] [Human Listener] [Lots Of RP Cliches] [Comedy?] [Satire?] [Strangers To More?] [Lots Of Mini-Characters]

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Human, I am Mnemosyne, the first vampire. You are my humble servant, and tonight I wish to feed. Come closer, little one.

It will only hurt for a moment, and then you may even enjoy it. That's a good mortal. I see the hesitation in you.

Put it out of your mind and bare your neck. See, was that so bad? Now that you've sated my dark hunger, we can cuddle on my bed.

You can see first-hand that despite my monstrous abilities, I am quite lovable. I am also immensely wealthy and very experienced in pleasure, so it's a win-win. Yes, lay against me, human.

My cold skin may remind you that I am dead, but I promise my heart beats for you. They look skeptical. I might have laid it on too thick.

Nothing, mortal. I didn't say a word, and I would know. My senses are so much stronger than yours, after all.

I can smell your fear, and I can hear your heart beating, and I can taste your desire. Kiss me, human. Kiss me and proclaim your love that we may be together forever.

No? I went too big too fast, didn't I? Hey, what's up? Yeah, it's me, Mnemosyne, your best friend since birth.

But you're an Omega and I'm an Alpha, so there's always been a sort of tension between us. That's right. I just came back from training and you stayed with the pack.

We haven't seen each other since we were much younger, but despite our obvious attraction, we can't be together. You see, I have to mate with the Omega from the neighboring clan so we can stop a war. So even though you're secretly in love with me and I clearly want you, we can't be together.

Alas, your pheromones are driving me wild. You're in heat, aren't you? I suppose we could elope together.

My younger sibling can mate with the Omega and we can start a new family together. And you don't even have to worry about moral repercussions because the Omega and my sibling secretly love each other and want to be together. We'd be doing everyone a huge favor, so just come with me and be mine.

It's a full moon tonight, so our urges will be even stronger. Let's run into the woods and find a new den. Really? Do you want something more subtle or.

.. Ooh, yandere. That'll work.

Hello, my love. Did you miss me? I know you're blindfolded, gagged, and tied, so I'll just tell you what's happening.

I'm your best friend, Namasini. We've done everything together. I've always had a crush on you, but I could never admit it.

When you started dating your ex, it made me so mad that I had to kill them. Then you caught me with the body, so I knocked you out and brought you here. I just walked down the stairs to my basement and you heard me talking about how much I love seeing you asleep.

Now I'm going to take your gag out and spoon feed you. Open wide, baby. I made your favorite food.

I know you're hungry, so you'll have to play along. You'll think you're building my trust and getting closer to escape, but really Stockholm Syndrome is setting in, and by the end of the month, we'll be together forever. Wait a second.

I don't want to wait for a month, but the slow burn was working so well. I guess I can always loop back to this one if the quicker options don't work. Welcome home, owner.

Was work stressful? What are you talking about, silly Billy? You know me.

I'm your neko, Namasini. You adopted me a few years ago, and I was really shy. I still am really shy, but I'm not shy around you.

I love you. And even though I'm small and kind of flighty sometimes, I'm technically an adult for my species, so spicy stuff is okay. I don't know a lot of things, but I know I love you unconditionally, and I'm ready for you to teach me anything.

I'm the perfect blank slate, and you can mold me however you want. Just don't get the spray bottle. After all, I'm still part cat, so I hate water, love sunbathing, and I get really loopy if you give me catnip.

I pushed the dumb kitty angle too far, didn't I? We can still recover this neko idea. Just let me try again.

Finally, you're home. I've been starving all day. Yeah, it's me, Namasini, the Sundara neko that lives in your house.

You say you adopted me, but we both know that I adopted you. Now hurry up and get a can of tuna ready. I'm hungry.

This tuna is okay. It's not like I love it or anything. I was just really hungry, so I ate all of it.

Stop staring at me. Just go watch TV or something. Yes, I'm laying on your lap while you watch TV.

It's not for any particular reason. You're just sitting in my spot, and if you coincidentally pet me, I wouldn't scratch you. That doesn't feel good.

I don't like it. I just don't care enough to stop you, so you can keep going if you want. Okay, wait.

I can't do this. Acting aloof is way too hard when I love you this much. Maybe strangers to lovers will do better? I'm sorry for bumping into you, fair noble.

I beg your forgiveness. I am Namasini. I am a young knight.

I'm sorry for taking up your time. Walk with you? Of course, my liege.

Why did you ask me to walk with you? Yes, I suppose something may seem special about me. I was orphaned and brought into the knight's order at a young age.

I've trained tirelessly to be better than all my peers, and I'm ready to lay down my life for you. Of course, I would protect you with my life. You are the ruler of these lands, and I am sworn to serve you.

In fact, if a band of assassins broke in right now, I'd gladly make peace with life to save you. Oh no, a lone legendary assassin, probably the one who killed your father. I'll fight them, my liege.

Just run. What happens to me doesn't matter. I'll just buy you time.

And if I win and become gravely injured, you can nurse me back to health and slowly develop feelings for me. Now run. Oops, I made that assassin a little too good.

Oh well, you weren't buying this one anyway. Lay still while I heal you, and I'll try something else. You have summoned me, mortal? I am Mnemosyne, the archdemon of desire.

This summoning circle is weak. It will not hold me. I am free to do whatever I wish to you, oh summoner mine.

Embrace yourself. Welcome to my domain, mortal. I rule over this section of hell, and from now on, you will be my pet, and— Wow, you already look unimpressed.

Is this not your speed? That was a rhetorical question. If you don't like this, I'll just— Wait, did you say you remember the other fantasies? That shouldn't be possible.

I've been brainwashing you between each one. You should believe you are in each situation. I must have gotten sloppy on the casting.

Oh well, if at first you don't succeed. Greetings, human. I am Mnemosyne, an alien from a far-off galaxy.

One whiskey for Mnemosyne. I'm the mafia boss that's been frequenting your bar for a while. Hey, nerd! It's Mnemosyne, and I'm here for your lunch money.

I'm your best friend's older sibling. I'm your favorite anime character. I'm your professor.

Your step-sibling. Arr, a pirate! A superhero! A robot.

Spouse? Best friend? I'm— I got nothing.

I'm out of ideas. Yeah, I'm sure you're pretty confused. I've been messing with your memories quite a bit.

Let's just start over. I'm Mnemosyne. I'm a— Well, I'm special.

For a lack of a better comparison, I'm God. Or at least the God of Earth. It's pretty complex.

Just don't think about it too much. You'll go insane. Sometimes I walk around as a mortal, and one day I passed you.

Nothing special happened, but it was enough. I could see all your dreams and ambitions just from a glance. I thought you'd be perfect.

That you'd be the closest thing to a soulmate I could find. I got a little stalkery. While I was watching you, I noticed something that consumed a lot While I was watching you, I noticed something that consumed a lot of your time.

Audio roleplays. I thought since you liked them so much, maybe you'd like to live one. And that maybe if I played my cards right, I could live in one with you.

Obviously, it didn't go so well, so now I'm kind of stuck in a corner. I guess I'll just go for the long shot. I really like you.

We have a lot of similar interests, and I'm sorry for trying to trick you. Do you think we could go out for coffee sometime?