Roommate's Testosterone Therapy Backfires

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Hey Roomie, welcome back. How was your date? Aww what? Another dud? I thought you were excited about this guy, what happened? That bad? What? Oh no, dude.

I don't blame you, hearing a guy talk about his carnivore diet for 2 hours does not sound like fun. Aww, well that's a bummer, but hey you looked really good tonight, so I'm sure you'll catch someone's eye and you'll be back out there in no time. Me? Oh no, you know it's been a while, I'm not really talking to anyone right now, but that actually might be changing soon, so yeah, yeah, so okay, this is going to be embarrassing.

So me and you, we've talked to each other a lot about our mental health and shit like that, and you know I told you I've been feeling really tired all the time, and yeah, not really feeling like I have the energy or motivation to do anything, especially when it comes to dating, and yeah, well I, oh fuck, okay, so I talked to my therapist about it, and she was like, you know what, we'll try a few different things, but also you should just go to the doctor and get checked up, and I got tested, and it turns out I have, oh god, I have male hypo, male hy, I have male hypogonadism, I have, I have low T, okay, I, yeah, like really low, yeah, my four year old cousin is probably clocking in more testosterone than me, I barely blipped the screen, yeah, so the doctor's putting me on TRT, and I'll be injecting testosterone for like eight weeks or so, until I try and get back to normal levels and go in for a follow up, see how my energy levels are, and yeah, and if I get back my sex drive, yeah, if I get that back, and, oh fuck, oh, oh no no no, you're like, no, you're totally right, I'm not, I'm actually, I'm not embarrassed about having low T, no, this is actually, this is actually good news, the way I see it, it means my problems might have a much simpler fix than I thought, no, I'm embarrassed because I'm afraid of needles, and I wanted to ask you, like, okay, if sticking a needle in your roommate isn't too weird, I was wondering if you would, like, help me take tonight's dose, yeah, you will, oh my god, really, are you sure, like, I can just man up and you don't have to, oh, thank you, yeah, it's actually really simple, I just know I'm gonna back out if I have to do it myself, but you're really sure, okay, thank you so much, oh my god, yeah, you're actually being surprisingly chill about this, yeah, so, can we do it now, like, just before I go to bed, okay, cool, oh, oh, shit, oh my god, okay, no, this is, this is my fault, okay, yeah, so, oh, yeah, you being so nonchalant makes so much more sense now, okay, yeah, I should have been clear, um, testosterone is injected in the butt, yeah, right in the ass cheek, yeah, no, I wasn't gonna flash you, no, oh, god, I was gonna pull down the side of my boxers, yeah, you are not gonna see any ass crack or anything, okay, oh, I'm so sorry, do you still wanna do this, can you still help me, oh, thank you, thank you, I appreciate it, um, yeah, I have everything set up on the counter here, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and pull my pants down, okay, oh, my god, no, I cannot stand to look, I, I told you, I really, like, I, I did not underplay this, I really don't like needles, yeah, fill up the syringe and let me know before you put it in, you got it, yeah, right there should be good, okay, I'm ready, go, oh, this is taking longer than I expected, done, okay, oh, thank god, okay, yeah, just need to wipe it down with an alcohol swab, no, I'll, I'll take it from here, you don't need to wipe my ass, oh, hey, thanks again, this, uh, this won't be a regular thing, and I'll clean up here, yeah, we don't, we don't wanna bring your dates home seeing you use needles, no, um, hey, uh, why are all the vials empty, oh, fuck, did it spill, hey, it's, it's, it's no big deal, no, it's, this is all covered by insurance, I'll just get some more, uh, yeah, but the floor is, the floor is dry, what's, oh, oh, no, okay, how much, how much did you put in me, oh, my god, that's, that's all eight weeks, hey, hey, hey, no, no, calm, calm down, it's, I'm not gonna overdose, you, you didn't kill me, don't worry, uh, you just gave me, like, a Mr. Olympia dose of testosterone, no, it's, it's fine, I'll, I'll talk to my doctor tomorrow just in case, but I, I think it's okay, just, fuck, oh, my god, well, at least I won't have to be injecting for a while, uh, yeah, I'll, I'll probably be in for a ride, but I'll be okay, all right, um, I'm gonna head to bed, yeah, uh, thanks again, and, no, you don't have to be sorry, I'm the one who, oh, fuck, this again, yeah, this is, this is a third day in a row, how do you host these back-to-back house parties, you probably don't hear it with your room all the way on the other side, but, oh, that shit kept me up all night last night, yeah, and they keep playing the same fucking song, oh, no, no way, we can't call in a noise complaint, no, they, they live right next door, they're gonna know exactly who called it in, uh, it's, it's fine, I, I appreciate the offer, but I can sleep in my own room, yeah, I, I bought some earplugs, I knew this was probably gonna happen again, um, yeah, anyways, I'll see you tomorrow, yeah, night. Yo, what's up, roomie, you're home late, oh, oh, no, no, no, it's, it's me, it's me, yeah, no, don't freak out, yeah, I guess I, I feel a little more grounded in my body today, um, well, yeah, that's it, I know you're usually tired after your closing shift, so I, uh, I went ahead and cleaned the place up, thanks, yeah, I, I guess it is spotless, uh, there just wasn't much to do, so I figured I'd go ahead and be productive, uh, yeah, I, I have been feeling better, um, it's, it's literally only been a day, but I already feel like I have more, more energy, and feeling a bit more vibrant, and what, no, it's, it's testosterone, it's, it's not cocaine, okay, so it's mostly pretty subtle, you're not really missing out on much, but it's still setting in with the monstrous dose you gave me, so, uh, we'll see, we'll see how it pans out over the next few days, yeah, I, I called a doctor too, I'll, I'll be fine, yeah, it, uh, it just might be a few weeks before you see me take my pants off again, oh my god, you're so embarrassed, hey, I'm, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it's literally just, oh my god, okay, hang on, let me go take care of this, oh my god, there we go, no, this, this whole time, it wasn't even a party, yeah, it was just a girl making some bees, she said she had no idea anyone lived next door, yeah, she was cute though, I should have stopped by earlier, anyways, I'm gonna go ahead and clock out, all right, yeah, good night, roomie, sweet dreams, oh, hey, roomie, it's the middle of the night, I'm sorry if I woke you up, yeah, I've, I've been up for a while, I'm feeling, I'm feeling a little restless, uh, yeah, I, I tried taking a bath, I tried some calming music, but I just, ah, I feel so horny, fuck, I, I wanted my libido back, but this is, ah, fuck, this is bullshit, I can't sleep when I have this, this hunger, it's just, yeah, yes, yeah, I, I tried getting myself off, but like, porn, it wasn't doing anything for me, like, nothing, I, I need a woman, I need a real fucking woman that I can just, ah, god, anyways, I'll, I'll quiet down, you should go, yeah, I'm, I'm feeling really distracted with you in here, and anyway, there's, there's no reason you have to be up to, so, no, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm not upset with you, okay, I'm, I'm just frustrated, I'm really sexually frustrated, thanks, but there's really no way you can help, I'll, I'll taper down to a baseline in a few days here, and if you really want to help, just, please, just go, just go, I, I can't look at you, and, ah, fuck, you're just so, ah, I can't help but touch myself, and, ah, what am I doing, here, can you go, please, just leave, please, just get out, get out, please, I, I don't need your help, just, oh, fuck, are you taking off your pajama pants?

If that's what you had in mind for help, then, yeah, you can stay, yeah, yeah, of course, just giving me something to look at while I touch myself, oh, oh, you look so good right now, wow, will you turn around for me? Oh, wow, how is it that we've roomed together for months, and I haven't noticed this gorgeous ass of yours until now? Oh, yes, oh, if you were home earlier today, I don't know if I'd be able to focus on anything, oh, I've just seen a woman like you, oh, hey, look back at me, oh, take off your top, yeah, I, I do think it would be helpful, mm-hmm, seeing more of your feminine body would be very, very helpful, oh, yes, fuck, yeah, I agree, why, why sleep with it, brah?

Oh, when those beautiful tits of yours could be free like this, oh, free to be properly admired, oh, my, fuck, you know how to pull a man in, oh, flaunting your body like that, oh, yes, yeah, it's helping, oh, my cock has been craving this for so long, oh, thank you, this is exactly what I needed, oh, what, what am I thinking about? Oh, come here, come here, lay down next to me, you know, I told you I was doing all those things earlier to relax, and did it help? No, because I didn't do any of those things, no, I was thinking of you, I was thinking of walking to your room, and walking right through the door, and and seeing you look up at me from your sleep, a little confused, asking what was up, and I'd walk up to your bed, and sit down, you'd look into my eyes, and you'd see that fire, that fire that you put there, and I'd look back at you with the deepest hunger, I'd place my hand on your knee, yeah, just like this, and edge a little closer, and it's only been a day, but I already seem bigger, more built, and you can feel the mattress shift along with my weight, and my hand would slowly increase the inside of your thigh, yeah, just like this, and I would never think of hurting you, but you look at me, and it's clear I'm not thinking, I'm possessed by this primal desire, and my fingers itch even higher, yeah, just like this, and you're surprised at yourself, that you feel so curious, so curious, you've never seen this side of me, absolutely entranced with lust, it makes you wonder, and then I start rubbing you through your panties, yeah, just like this, we look at each other, and as my fingers continue to circle, and exactly the way you like, you start to feel that fire too, that insatiable desire, building and building, and as I feel my fingers begin to moisten, I slowly pull your panties to the side, and slide my fingers right in, right in, touching you in all the right places, and I lean a little closer, and oh no, I think my fingers are distracting you from this story, oh, you want me to keep going?

I know, the craving, it's, it's almost painful, isn't it? Maybe if I help you, you can help me, you see Rumi, I, I think you know exactly how I feel, you've been really naughty, I'm not stupid, the dosages were written clear as day, it was supposed to be two days of testosterone, and you give me all eight weeks, give me a break, you've been on all these dates, and these guys, they all beat around the bush, they all own the fact that they're on a date, .