Roommate Finds Out You Stole His Hoodie

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I feel like I haven't seen it in. .. months? Ugh, where? I used to wear it all the time.

Ugh. Okay, it can't be in here. Hey! This is so frustrating.

Yo, have you seen my- Where did you get that? My hoodie? Found it where? I've been looking for it forever, like- Did you take it? Just cause I left it on the couch doesn't mean it's, like, free range or, you know, like- You can't just take my shit and claim it as your own, like- What?

I don't want any of your clothes. I want my hoodie. I want what's mine.

I don't want your stuff. If I did, I'd buy it, but I didn't. I bought that.

I know it's comfy. That's why I bought it. Like, every great thing that you can tell me about that hoodie, I already know.

Because I bought it. Because it's mine. Take it off.

What do you mean, no? I don't care. I can step out if you want.

Like, you can put something else on. This is your room. You have literally all of your options available to you right now.

Like, you couldn't- You couldn't have more options available. I- Listen. I don't care.

How much you like it, how much you love it, how much you've gotten used to it, it's mine. And if you're not gonna take it off, I'm going to take it off of you. You think you can stop me? Do you really? Yeah? Come on.

You think just because you move a lot, you can get away, huh? Mm-mm. Nope.

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax, relax.

I had, like, a little stretch. I'm not trying to rip this. Yeah, because it's mine! Besides, now with the hoodie pulled up like that, you can't pretend like you didn't enjoy that little tussle we were in there.

Hey, careful! You might rip if you pull it down like that. Besides, you can't hide, uh, your true desires from me anymore.

Oh, no? You weren't excited? You didn't like that? You didn't like having me over you like this? Mm-mm.

No? You want me to get off, then? Or you want me to keep getting closer? Hmm? Hmm.

Hmm. You should consider wearing pants inside. If you want to try and be more sneaky.

And be a little less obvious. Mm-mm. Mm-mm, I don't need to think.

I didn't mean to be so slow. Mm-mm, you could have just told me. You wanted me to get on top of you like this.

Mm-mm. Open your eyes. Thank you.

What? I said I wanted my hoodie. I'm going.

Next time, don't take my shit. What an asshole. I thought they could just take my favorite hoodie.

I'm glad I went over there to check. And glad to have you back. Mm-mm.

Definitely, definitely worth the kisses. Mm-mm.