Hey, you made it. Oh, it's like everyone's cancelling. You heard about that, right? Yeah.
Means I'm driving this damn RV now. Unless you want to drive. No, wait, wait.
Time is only insured for me now. Anyway, let me load your bags. What? You're kidding me.
Look who just messaged. I don't believe it. What the hell? It's just us and the two lovers now, right? Yeah.
Wait. Scratch that. It's just us.
Oh, God. I guess you're not going to want it. I mean, do you still want to go? I can return the RV if.
.. You still want to go? Are you sure? You're blushing.
If you're uncomfortable with it just being me, it's. .. We can have a fun ride without them, right? What? What did I say? Don't go all shy on me.
I know you want to come. Did I say something else? Maybe you want to help me check the oil before we leave? What? No, that's not an innuendo.
I'm serious. Okay. Look, let's just get in and go.
Do you want to be DJ? Come right up front and be my co-pilot? Like Chewbacca? Sorry, no.
You're Leia, I promise. So, here's my phone. Do you want to choose a playlist for us? And there are snacks down there, too.
Get whatever a Wookie wants. Jokes, jokes. Are you mocking me? Putting on my retro romantic playlist.
Very funny. Yeah, it's cheesy. But I'm getting more in touch with my emotional side.
I can even cry. I did, it happened once. Yeah.
But you're such an ice queen for mocking my playlist. Oh, you're not? You like it? I didn't think you'd be into this kind of stuff.
A suitcase of memories. Life's full of surprises, right? Do you want another surprise? It's just, I'm kind of glad.
Actually, I'm really glad that it's just going to be the two of us. I've been trying to get your attention for weeks now. You didn't notice, did you? I was trying to deliberately ignore her tactic.
I guess you just thought I was just ignoring you. And then, wait. Then I tried the tease her method.
You know that one, Chewy? So, anyway, now I've only got one last shot. The get her alone by pure luck technique.
So far, it's going pretty amazing. Yeah, thanks for asking. What did you do that for? Hey, what? You want me to pull over? Okay.
Okay, so what's this for? You want me to read these messages? Why? Are you sure? Okay, so you started a chat group with everyone that I'm not included in.
Ah. You what? You asked everyone to cancel? No.
What did you write? Wait, wait, wait. He said, to be honest, kind of wish it was just me and him going.
And they agreed. Wait. No, I'm reading the replies now.
You guys should totally go alone. You might never get a better opportunity to tell him how you feel. Oh, that's so cute.
And this one. Yes, go get his ass. Oh, babe, I have to kiss you.
I had no idea you felt the same as me. Really. You did this for us.
I'm even more in love with you now. You know what? We could extend this trip if you want.
Let me convince you. Just give me a couple of days. I'm not kidding.
Wait, no, no, no. You're probably going to want to plan stuff, right? Okay, well, I'll convince you right now.
Come back and look at the RV with me. Come here. Look.
See? This rig is dicked out. We have everything we need.
What's that theory about, like, basic human needs? Maslow's hierarchy or something, right? Look, we got food.
We got shelter. We got air. We got water.
We got warmth. And here, Maslow says six is a basic human need, too. But I don't know about that.
It's just, you know, it sounds like something a man would say, right? But just in case, we better check out the main bed here. Jump home with me.
Okay, that's good. Firm edges. Let's test the roll together.
Ready? Yeah, there's a bit of it, but that's good. Because if we decide to, you know.
Well, actually, maybe we should test it a little bit. Why don't you climb over and just rest your body weight on me? Yeah.
You need to lie right on top of me. Don't worry. We're going to need to get more comfortable around each other anyway, right? Think of this as, like, an icebreaker activity.
Yeah, lie right on me. That's it. The bed's good so far.
But I guess if we're really going to test it, maybe you should just, like, grind onto me a little. Just for demonstration purposes, right? Yeah.
Oh, my God. You couldn't make this up. Let's just go with it, though.
You don't need to ask me twice. It feels good. A little harder.
Like, what you might do if we were, like, really, really needing to, like, take the next logical step. Yeah, just like that. It's good, huh? Oh, my God.
Who wrote my fucking amazing life? I get to have you here like this. And flexi-slat technology, too.
But what if I was lying on top of you and we weren't wearing all of these clothes? Is that pushing the bounds of plausibility too far? I mean, do you think the mattress springs would still be okay? That's my main worry.
Fuck it. We write our own story, right? Let's strip off and see.
Everything. Get everything off. Oh, my God.
Those sexy hips. Oh, baby. You have the cutest boobs.
Oh, fuck. That ass. Panties off.
Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, God, we're gonna taste the spit.
Mm-hmm. Now if I lie between your legs like this. Don't look at my cock like that.
You'll be fine. Mm-hmm. Your skin feels so smooth against me.
Except your nipples. They're getting hard. Can you show me how you like them touched? Like that? Circle them.
Uh-huh. Ripple. God, it's hard watching you doing that.
Can you feel how hard I am against your thigh? Can I have a turn touching you? Like this? Yeah.
I can do it with my tongue, too. Mm-hmm. Mm.
Yeah. See, I can hold it between my lips. And massage it with my tongue, too.
Like this. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Yeah. And press flat hard against them.
Mm. Circle them slow. Around.
Around. Like that. Oh, fuck.
My cock's really hot. I'm just gonna rub it between your thighs so you can feel it, too. Mm.
You feel that? Your skin's so soft and smooth there. Almost a bit too soft and smooth.
Like I need to tie that place for it. A place that's more grippy. If you want, you can open your legs a little and direct it up towards you.
Yeah, there. I can feel it lodged there against your warm, wet pussy opening. Mm.
Let it go inside you a little. Just to test the bed, right? Yeah, let me push the tip into your hot, wet little entrance.
Now, there. You're gonna open for me and let it slide right into the pocket of your pussy. Mm.
Oh, fuck. You stretch nice and open around me. Swallow me in there.
Oh. Mm. I gotta look down so I can see my cock partway inside you.
Oh, my God. It's so hot. Let's just push together and fuck a little deeper.
Mm. There. Can you hold my thumb and show me how to touch your clit? Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Just like that. Oh.
You show me whenever you want me to go fast or hot. Yeah. Oh.
Use your hips to fuck that beautiful pussy up into me if you want. Oh. Yeah, like that.
Wrap your legs around my thighs and pull me into you. That's it. Yeah, squeeze me tight inside your pussy when I hit.
Mm. Like that. Yeah.
Oh, it's fucking nice and hot. Mm. Right there.
Oh. I can hear your wetness leaking out of my shaft while I pump it in and out of you. Mm.
There. Oh, it's helping me get so deep. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. I'm pushing the tip of my cock right into the back of your pussy now. Oh, fuck.
Let me ram it harder and faster into you. There. God, it's making me tingle.
Oh. Yeah. I'm so close.
I won't come yet. Oh, maybe I will. Oh, fuck.
Just don't let me look down and see your wet pussy gobbling up my cock. Watching you do that to me with your pussy will make me calm. Is your clit feeling good like this? Yeah? Oh, fuck.
I think I do have to cum now. I'm tingling so much. I want you to cum all over me.
Yeah, I want to feel the sexy little glands in your pussy.