Reviewing My New Toy (Immediately Recorded After Finishing With It)

Transcript

All right, let's have a chat. Ah. Oh my god.

So, I'm recording this immediately after the, um, quickie that I probably posted. And, um, fu- Oh my god. I need water.

Mmm. Oh my god, okay. So, I wanted to do, like, a review, but I don't- I don't have that type of formality bullshit in me today.

Especially right now. Oh my fu- So, It's, um, on Amazon, it's, uh, Ainzo? I don't know how to pronounce that.

E-I-N-S-E-O. Automatic Sucking Male Masturbators, blah blah blah. You can't miss it.

It's big, it's- Oh my god. Oh. Oh.

Um, You can- You're hearing the pros, like, Wow. Um, Negatives, uh, It's, um, it's big, like I said, it's heavy. If you're someone like me that enjoys, uh, taking his time, We'll see.

It can probably be a little bit, um, Well, you gotta- You gotta be a professional. Or something like that. I'm babble- I babble once I come.

Oh my god. It's, um, Okay, negatives, it's remote control is non-existent, really. Um, you're- You gotta use the- It's got app functionality, but it's just not good.

Um, This is something for, like, I don't know. It's- It's not a couple's toy, I guess. Um, I'm not really, like, fully there still.

In case you can't tell. Which is why I'm doing the audio now. Fuck.

Woo! Well, I hope you enjoyed me squirming like that. I know someone did.

I know a lot of you did, actually. I treated it like, um, How do you say this politely? I treated it like using your mouth and coming down your throat.

And then I treated it like your pussy. Just fucking you. Really rough and hard.

But at the end, I mean, I just- I just held some fucking- Fuck. Oh. Okay, I hope this is funny.

Um. I do- I absolutely recommend it if you want to buy it for someone. They like it.

Alright. You go have a fun day. I'm not good with goodbyes.

Fuck.