Recovered Log Report: Encounters of the Spicy Kind

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All right, system on. Psi quarter calibration, vocal recording calibrated. Mental psi quarter log calibrated.

Sound quality's not great, but it'll do. This is Exploratory Officer 827, beginning psi quarter log. Currently assessing abandoned Federation craft 4523.

Ship was recorded as abandoned three days ago. Crew were all accounted for. Investigating condition of the ship for possible salvage operation.

Initial report, hull is mostly intact. Anything that wasn't auto-sealed upon landing. Air was already checked to be clear.

I have such already moved my helmet. I know it's against regulations, but you try wearing this cheap thing for three hours straight. Yeah, but back on topic, so far the hull looks mostly intact.

Some damage here and there, but mostly minor and easily repairable. And the engines looked all right, too, so it should be a pretty easy salvage. Just like I told her it would be.

Add that to the list of useless jobs CARTA sent me on. I, ugh, reviewer's note, delete that last sentence before submitting the log, please. But anyway, I think everything's done here.

Might as well head back and. .. What? What is that? It looks like a body.

I guess the crew had a stowaway on board. Poor guy probably got killed in the crash. It's weird how it looks mostly in one piece.

Hang on, why the hell is it blue? And why does it only have three fingers? Holy shit, is that thing an alien? How did this get on board? Did.

.. Did it just move? Please tell me it didn't just move.

No, it is definitely moving. It's getting on his feet, and it can definitely see me. Come on, 827, move.

Why can't I. .. I mean, I know I should have moved it, but I can't move it right now.

I mean, I know I should be running, but I can't move. It's getting closer. It has blue eyes.

It's just a little bit taller than me. God, why did I not bring a blaster? It's just looking at me really closely.

Is it trying to see if I'm a threat? Is it trying to see if it can eat me? It can.

.. Ah! The alien is touching my arms.

It doesn't feel painful or anything. It's caressing them. It feels kind of nice, actually.

I suppose there's a worse way to go, at least. It's leaning down. Why is it getting so close? Ah! It's kissing me.

This thing is kissing me right now. And it's actually a pretty good kisser. Fuck, it's a really good kisser.

Its mouth doesn't smell or taste bad. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was human. What the hell? If I'm gonna die here, I might as well go out kissing a hot alien.

That'll make an interesting story wherever I end up. It's wrapping its arms around me. It's so gentle.

And the way it's looking at me. .. What is this thing? Why is it making me feel so good? Ugh, grabbing my ass like that.

I guess it isn't so gentle. Still, it feels really good. I haven't had anyone grab me like that in ages.

Huh. This tongue feels really big. I guess it is another species.

It's going into my mouth. It's filling my mouth with it. Why does this feel familiar? I feel like I've.

.. Wait a fucking second. Is this a.

.. Am I feeling a. ..

Does this thing have a. .. Oh my god, this thing has a cock for a tongue.

And it's a big cock at that. How in the hell does an alien have a. ..

Ugh! It's. ..

It's thrusting into my mouth while it's kissing me. I can feel its cock in my throat. Ugh, so damn hard.

Why? Why is this so hot? Fuck, this is so hot.

Yes, you beautiful blue alien. Pull my head closer to you. Stink that hard cock all the way into my mouth like that.

If you're gonna kill me, at least make me enjoy it. It's been so long since I've given head to someone. Especially someone who took what they wanted from me.

Not to mention someone who made me feel this good. Can this thing come? If it has a cock, it should be able to come, right? Is that what it's trying to do? Trying to breed me with my throat? Oh, it certainly feels like it.

Oh, I want it. I want this thing to come down my throat. I don't care if it's poison or anything, I just want to feel it.

What if I. .. Wrap my arms around them and pull them into me? I hope that surprised them, huh? Never had someone who wanted that hard, thick cock down their throat before? Oh, yes, just let me suck on it.

Oh, let me suck on this hard cock while you fuck my face. Oh, fuck, this is so hot. Oh, where have you been all my life? Is.

.. is it moaning? I think those are moans, at least.

Oh, and they sound so good. Oh, I want to hear even more of them. Yeah, you like that? Like when I grab your ass like that? At least I think that's your ass.

Whatever it is, just let me feel you. Oh, just go harder. Come on.

If you're gonna fuck me, then really fuck me. Fuck, yes, just like that. Exactly like that.

Thrust that hard cock all the way down in my mouth. Oh, let me feel it down my throat. And you're enjoying this as much as me, huh? Those moans are so much louder than before.

Oh, that look in your eyes. You want to come down my throat, don't you? You want to fill me with every drop of your cum.

You better. If you're gonna eat me, at least give me something to swallow. I'm not letting you pull out of my mouth for a second.

I'm gonna put my hands behind your head and hold you so you can just thrust so deep in my mouth. Oh, and I'm gonna suck even harder on it. I'm gonna get every last drop out of this perfect fucking cock of yours.

Oh, fuck, you're throbbing. You're so close, aren't you? Come on, let it out.

Pump that alien seed down my throat like this. Come on, come for me. Let me taste you.

Oh, let me feel you explode in my throat. Yes, look at me. Look at me as I swallow your cum.

Give it to me. Give it all to me. Give it all to me.

Fuck, yes. Oh, it's so much. It's so thick.

It's filling my throat with its cum. Oh, keep going. Oh, pump every drop of that cum into me.

Oh, fuck. Fuck, that was so good. You are so good.

Oh, yes, look at me with those eyes, those hot blue eyes. Oh, there's nothing I love more than just looking into the eyes of someone I just drained. I don't know if you can understand me or if you can read my thoughts or anything like that, but you get the idea.

I want more of you. Hey, where are you going? Don't.

Oh, oh, you're getting lower on my body. Oh, put your mouth against my breast. Oh, kissing the outside of my suit like that.

Oh, oh, oh, it's making me so wet. Well, I've come this far. Might as well go all the way with it.

I suppose if I can just open this part of my suit, I can. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, I'm just going for my breast like that.

Oh, oh, oh, it's so good. Oh, oh, yeah. Suck my nipples just like that.

Let me, let me feel more of that mouth of yours. I wonder if I can just gently push down on its head. Yeah, I think you get the message.

Just let me open the part in the front of my pussy. And oh, oh, just going right for eating me out. Oh, I'm shoving, oh, I'm shoving its thick hook inside me again.

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's right there. Oh, right there. Oh, shove that cock all the way in me.

Oh, fuck, that mouth feels so good. Oh, I'm grabbing my ass again as you fuck me. Oh, you're something else, you know that? Oh, that mouth on me.

And that hard, big, perfect cock sliding in and out of me. Oh, fuck, fuck, it's going to make me cum so hard. Oh, just let me shove your face deeper into my pussy.

Oh, fuck, yes. Go even harder like that. Oh, you suck so hard.

Oh, fuck me as hard as you can. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

I'm coming. Oh, I'm going to cum on that hard cock. Oh, make me cum.

Oh, make me cum. Please make me cum. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. I don't think I've ever cum that hard before. Oh, fuck, I need to lay down for a second.

Uh, hey, what's that look for? Is that concern? Maybe I can show you.

I'm still fine. How long does someone like head scratches? I guess so.

You're actually kind of cute in a hot alien kind of way. Is that? Oh, I guess you have a cock where there's supposed to be one.

And I must be seeing double because it looks like you have two of them. Wait, you have- You have two cocks. That can't- I mean- Oh, my God.

Oh, and it's rubbing them against me. Oh, they're so much harder than before. Oh, when it gets my pussy.

Oh, and one poking into my asshole. Oh, fuck, they both feel so good. Come on.

What are you waiting for? Just fuck me already. Or are you waiting for permission? Well, what if I just lock my legs behind you? Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes, just feel me like that. Stipple those hard cocks inside me. Oh, God.

And you're moaning so much. This must feel so- What? Already? Oh, fuck, so much cum.

Oh, it feels so good. What- What's that look for? If I didn't know better, I'd say you looked embarrassed or- Wait, was that your first time with anyone?

Oh, my God, you were the cutest hot alien ever. Oh, wait, no, I'm not- I'm not laughing at you. It's really just kind of funny how shy you really are.

Oh, come here, handsome. I know you have more cum in you, and I want you to give me more. I want you to fuck my pussy, and I want you to fuck my asshole.

And I want you to fuck my mouth again. And I want you to let out every drop you have into me. Please, I want you to feel me.

I don't care what happens. Hell, I want you to breathe me. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Like that. Exactly like that. Let me feel all those cock inside my holes.

Oh, fuck, it's so hard. You're pounding into me so hard. Oh, you must want this as badly as I do.

Oh, I just want to wrap my arms around your body, too. Oh, make sure you can't possibly pull out of me. Oh, looking at me with those fuck me eyes.

Oh, you're just the whole package, aren't you? One hard cock fucking my throat while kissing me. Oh, so hard while you fuck me.

One hard cock deep in my pussy pressing against my womb. Oh, one hard cock so deep in my ass. Oh, stretching it out.

Oh, thrusting so hard and deep into me. Oh, fucking me so intensely. Oh, and those moans.

Those moans, it's like it's singing. God, it's so damn hot. I need more of you.

Please, if you can hear my thoughts, please go harder. Please fuck me as hard as you can. Oh, yes, yes, just like that.

Oh, so perfect. You're so fucking perfect. Oh, yeah, play with my tits while you fuck me.

Really squeeze them. Oh, be rough with me. Oh, I'm pinching my nipples like that.

Not bad for a former virgin. And what if I clench more around you? Tidying my holes as you fuck me like this.

Oh, yes, you sexy alien. Oh, moan just like that for me. Oh, it's so beautiful.

Just build up all that cum for me. Just the thought of my mouth being filled again. Oh, my pussy being pumped full of cum.

Oh, and my ass getting filled. Oh, a bug is turning me on so much. Oh, I want your cum so badly.

Oh, so give it to me. Give me all that thick, hot alien cum. Oh, I think I know what I'll set you off.

And if I reach down and grab your ass again. Yes, like that. Like that, exactly like that.

I can feel you throbbing again. All your cocks throbbing inside me. Oh, and that look in your eyes.

You want to breed me. You need to breed me, don't you? Is that it? Is that what you were created for? Well, do it.

Fucking breed me. Breed this human pussy. Breed my ass and my throat if you can.

Oh, just come inside me. Oh, just come inside me, please. Please breed me.

Do it. Breed me. Breed me.

Breed me. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.