Rambling while jerkin (learn how many fully grown men to forge a blade)

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Hey there. I decided to do a talking video. Um, okay.

So, where to start with this? Um, Okay, I think that works. I had to turn up my volume a little bit.

Um, but, it's a very fun fact for everyone. Um, T-Rexes are, T-Rexes are closer in time than, to us, than they were to, I'm pretty sure it was Stegosauruses or Triceratops. I'm pretty sure it was Triceratops.

Um, and then, another fun fact, it would take 2.2K fully grown men to forge a blade out of your enemy's blood. Um, so, when they say in, um, games, movies, and TV shows, um, that they forged a blade out of their enemy's blood, um, a lot of the time, depending on how big that sword would be, for example, if it's a greatsword, it would take anywhere from 10 to 8,000 fully grown men. Um, and then, yeah, so, yeah.

Uh, another, um, fun fact for you, um, you know ferrets, right? They do marital abuse for intercourse. Um, and a female ferret would die if they didn't have intercourse.

So, basically, um, um, when a female ferret needs to reproduce, uh, I think it's like her body, um, stops producing something that affects, um, bones or something like that? Or starts producing something that badly affects bones? I forget which way it goes, but, um, they literally need to reproduce, or they die.

Um, and when a male ferret is fucking a female ferret, he will drag her across the room and throw her, and you will literally hear screams of terror. Um, and then, another very, um, I don't know, actually, I was about to say another fact, but I really don't know anymore. Um, uh, uh, fuck.

I really wish that I could be filled with cum right now. I want all the liquid inside me dripping out. But, how is your guys' time going? How was your day, huh? I would love to hear it.

If you want, you can comment in the comments, and I will reply to anyone. Uh, uh, fuck. Uh, uh, uh, so, currently, I'm looking for another job.

Um, looking for, possibly, in the beauty sales, like for makeup and stuff like that. Um, which, normally, they get out at like 6 to 5pm, which is, like, perfect. Like, absolutely goddamn perfect.

Um, to be honest, I really hope I get a job like that, because it would be very, very amazing. Um, uh, fuck. Uh, okay.

I'm gonna do something I don't do a lot. Let's see, I might take this off while I do this. Ugh.

Yeah, I, oh, I, at the moment, have 50 partners. I recently added some. All, you know, uh, different acting people, but the most recent one is a blacksmith.

And I gave her the title, um, Forger of Blood. Because I thought it would be a really fitting name. Um, because, you know, it's really cool.

Oh, fuck. Uh, uh, um, oh, I also own a legal sex club. It's in Illinois, around Joliet slash Darien.

Um, it's not where I live, but, um, it's around there. And, upcoming, we are having 75% off drinks, and, um, having a few famous singers come and sing for us. It's gonna be very, very fucking fun.

We also have nude dancers. There's these two that are really fucking adorable and sweet. And, like, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know.

It wouldn't be surprising if we add them to the poly. Because, like, even though they're nude dancers, no one else, you know, fucks them besides each other. Um, but the interesting thing is, I was able to make it where that, um, club has hybrids, okay? And we have hybrids from, like, humans with ears and tails all the way up to fully, kind of, humanoid animal beings that are, they still talk, they act like humans, just have full fur, claws, stuff like that.

And, yeah. And I'm not gonna lie, I'm very somewhat confused, but also not. People call me a furry lover, but I don't, I find, it's not that I don't like furries as people, but, like, not in, like, a romantic way.

Because the suits, those eyes, they creep me the fuck out, man. Um, but, if it's, like, the dancers that we have that are born like animals, they're hot, you know? Like, we're born that way.

And, you know, it's a little bit different, because they are that, and they don't have the creepy eyes. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.