Ramblefap While Answering A Questionnaire

Transcript

Alright, I promised I would do one of these, so just to explain the situation, I am currently strapped into my favorite toy, and I've got a microphone in front of my face, sort of. My angle is kind of funny, because, you know. I have not specifically spoken while being hysterical, but I know it's a thing, and I'm trying to focus on this questionnaire written by Marcella Hattrick, and I thought it was a good one to combine a RambleFap with some answers to some questions about me.

And we're going to see how long I last with this. I promise to finish the questionnaire no matter what, but whatever state I end up in at the end of it, whether it's exhausted or exceptionally keyed up, I promise to both finish the questionnaire and to come. So, what's something weirdly specific that you're good at? That's a good one.

And full disclosure, I glanced at these, but I didn't really read all of them, because I wanted to save that for the audio. All I can think about is I'm really good at coming from penetration, and this toy does a lot of things, and that's one of them, so I'm going to say that, but for a non-sexual thing that I'm good at, well, you know, I don't do it in public, but I do belly dance, and I am fairly good at that. I am also very distracted.

Everything is centered around the hips right now. God, there's other things that I'm good at. I know there is.

I just, I can't think of them. Let's see. Yeah, I would say coming from penetration and belly dancing.

This was supposed to be classier than this, but, you know, I don't know what I expected. What's the scariest thing about me? How far and loud I can actually project my voice, and I'm not going to demonstrate that here with the mic, but I'm sure if you've heard any of my recordings, I can be very loud, but when I'm actually, for example, trying to get somebody's attention, they're in trouble, like as in danger, I can bark out my voice pretty loudly, and I have scared people.

I've made children cry. I've made adults cry, but yeah, that would probably be the scariest thing about me in terms of scaring other people, I think. Tell us something about yourself that you think would surprise us.

A few people know this. I actually blush very easily, and it doesn't take a lot to get that to work. I'm trying to think if there's anything else that would surprise people.

I think that's a good one. God, this is very difficult. I don't know how, I've heard other people do this, and I don't know how they do it without, you know, dissolving into a puddle before question four, because that's the next question.

What's something you love to do, even though you're bad at it? Definitely sing. I do like to sing for myself.

I'm not very good at it, but I also, let's see, I like to, I was going to say I like to flirt, flirt with intention. I am a flirty person, but like if there's somebody that I actually like, and I'm flirting with them, I'm really bad at it. I'm like level 10 dad jokes, bad at it.

What is your favorite insult? Like as in swear word or no, probably just like insult. You make poor life choices, as I, as I myself may have made one, picking out this particular toy for this particular questionnaire.

Um, let's see, uh, Ooh, another one is, um, fuck, um, you don't give a shit, apathy and not caring. That's a big thing for me. Like if it doesn't take a lot to pay attention and to be empathetic, even if it's just for a second, for a stranger, just somebody who just doesn't give a shit.

That's probably one of my favorite and most sincere insults. Um, what's your favorite thing to do when you want to let your mind wander a bit, but not too far, like actually physically doing, I do enjoy crocheting again. Oh, I could have answered that.

I'm not very good at it, but I do enjoy it. I kind of let my hands just work and create a thing. And even if it's ugly at the end of it, I can unravel it and start all over again.

It's very meditative, um, but I, I can also still pay attention and stay in the moment, keep my dogs from getting into trouble. Um, what's a silly superstition that you find yourself following or putting stock in? Um, silly superstition.

Um, I don't know. I, I twist a lot of, oh fuck. I twist a lot of superstitions on their head as far as like my own personal quirks and beliefs.

Like I enjoy petting black cats, don't have a problem walking under ladders. Big fan of the number 13. I actually find the number 13 to be very lucky.

Um, oh, let's see. I'm not, uh, Christian by any means, but the triple six number, I, I actually kind of try to avoid it. There's, I don't know, like I had to stay in a hotel room once to have that number and it's never done me any harm.

Like, you know, it's, it is a very silly superstition, but I try, try to avoid it, uh, best I can. Um, be honest, how many memes are saved in your phone? So goddamn many.

Um, I find ones for my friends. I find ones for my family. Um, and then I find ones for people I haven't met yet.

That has happened more than once. I'll run into a person and be like, Hey, I think I found a meme a while back that suits you. So here you go.

Oh fuck. Oh, oh, this is very, uh, oh, fuck. Okay.

All right. I got this. Oh boy.

Um, what do you do when you get angry? Do you get quiet or yell? Do you want to fight or get away from people? This one is slightly more complicated.

Um, I do in general, when I get angry, try to get away from people because most of the time when I'm angry, it's a source of irrationality. Um, sometimes it's genuine and deserved, but most of the time I acknowledge that like it's a flashing annoyance that has built up and has grown into something bigger than it needs to be. And I just need to walk away, um, and let it go.

Um, but then there are other times where it's something that's deserved and needs to be hashed out. And then I don't exactly want to fight, but I want to talk about it. So, and that sometimes turns into a fight, but that's generally better than stewing in it and letting it grow into something completely unreasonable.

Okay. That is question nine and we are 10 minutes into this. I am, I am fucked.

All right. Let's see. Um, what's one thing that you cannot stand to have someone do to you? This can be physical, verbal, emotional, whatever.

Um, not believing me when I'm speaking the truth, uh, when I know about a thing and someone just decides, no, that's not, that's not, and I know for a fact that, uh, no, I am 100% right. No, I am 100% right. And I just dislike being disregarded and ignored, um, and spoken over, especially when I know that I'm right.

I, I cannot stand that. What's the first non-physical thing people notice about you? Um, probably that I'm awkward and probably too generous with my time.

Uh, at least that's what I'm told. I, I like meeting people and I like if they're in trouble and they need something or they have a problem or a question, I like trying to find an answer for them, whether it's looking it up on my phone or having that particular knowledge locked away in my head somewhere or having the answer physically upon my person or nearby. Um, I tend to be very, uh, generous with my time that way.

What is your favorite scent to wear? What about on someone you're attracted to? Um, my favorite scent to wear is something, it's really old fashioned.

It's called tea rose oil. Um, my high school sweetheart, she used to wear it. And, um, I remember the first time she wore it, she said it was her grandmother's bottle and it was just oil.

And I hugged her and it was like stuffing my face in a bouquet of roses. It didn't smell fake. It smelled genuine.

And it's one of the reasons why, um, I wear it on occasion, um, for myself or other people. Um, because, uh, it's just, it's the perfect rose smell and it smells, um, I want to say antiquated. It just smells genuine.

Um, on other people, um, oh man, I, I like the way people smell naturally. I'm not a big fan of heavy colognes or perfumes, but like a subtle oil, um, like tea tree or, um, they make so many, they make so many oils now that are, um, that, that have that old fashioned sincerity to them, whether they're, um, pine trees or smoke or, or, um, like, uh, even, you know, the earthier sense, like, you know, I don't know if anybody else remembers this and I might be aging myself here. Um, back in the day, I think it was the body shop used to do body sprays that smelled like grass, um, and other just, you know, very domestic sense that like people in general, people in general love.

And, um, I like those kinds of, um, sense mixed with other people's actual body chemistry. I believe that like pheromones play a big part into why we're attracted to people and your actual pheromone, it being, um, attractive to a person means that there's some kind of match there, whether it's, you know, a compatibility or something. I just, I kind of, I kind of believe in that, um, clean skin in general, people, good hygiene.

That's a, that's a scent that I like on most people. And, um, anything that's, you know, light after that is generally appreciated. Oh man, it's, it's getting harder to focus.

Oh, okay. What's something you've learned about yourself through your GWA experience? I have only been doing this since May of this year, 2023, April, May, I think.

And, but I've done something like this, uh, before in the past. I just never did it on purpose. And I think what I've learned the most is that, um, doing it on purpose, um, is very satisfying in a way that I didn't expect.

Um, I learned that I could get a lot of, not the kind of satisfaction I'm going towards now, but just in general, um, being able to put out a fantasy or a story in my head that's been sitting there for a while and share it with people in a way that, you know, I know that they want to, um, enjoy it as, um, and just, there is a, there is a very visceral rich way of, um, expressing these ideas and these fantasies in audio that I can't in writing. Then I've written erotica, um, in some form or another, uh, for as long as I can remember, um, for as long as it was appropriate, let's just put it that way. So yeah, um, I, I learned that I find, um, a good overlap between my own audio kinks and my desire to express myself, um, with it.

It's just, it's just incredibly satisfying. Um, okay. I'm going to need a second.

Okay. All right. Oh, oh boy.

That might've been a bad idea. Do you have an item that you absolutely must? Oh, that was a bad idea.

Must buy every time you see it, even if you already have it at home, if yes, what is it and what makes it a must buy? Um, uh, oh, that's a good question. Uh, usually it's candles, I think, um, stuff that, uh, will make my house smell like a pine forest if I can manage it.

Um, um, if I can find it, it seems like I'm always on the quest for the perfect smelling pine forest candle. Um, so for sure I will, I will, if I find one that I think will work, I will definitely buy it and try it. Cause you can't really test it out until you burn it.

You know, you can smell great in the store or smell off putting in the store, but then you take it home and you know, it, it's a completely different scent. Um, tell us about the best cup of tea you've ever had. If you don't drink tea, tell us the best dessert.

Okay. Um, I can actually answer the tea one. Um, there is a type of tea called, and I'm going to butcher this pronunciation, please forgive me, Lapsang Sushong.

It's smoke tea and basically, um, drinking it takes me back to every beachside campfire I have ever been on. And, um, it's, uh, it's delicious. It doesn't seem to be very high in caffeine, which is something that I have to avoid.

Um, and it's, uh, it's, uh, in general, just, um, uh, very aromatic, earthy scent and flavor. It's, um, something I only discovered last, last summer. Tell us about the last good dream you had.

Oh boy. Um, uh, this is a little nerdy. Um, so I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3.

I'm sure I'm not the only one, uh, who's been doing that, but, uh, um, I am pansexual and that game is very thirsty. It's full of a lot of delicious characters and voice acting, which I appreciate now in a different way than I did before. Um, I got into, uh, Gone Wild Audio and, um, I think I played that game for 10 hours straight, uh, at least this last weekend for just one day, just one day.

Um, I had a whole Saturday to myself and I took, I took the time to, uh, indulge and, um, had some really amazing dreams about, um, uh, Karlak the tiefling. Yeah. I don't know what it is about that character.

It's got to be the shoulders and how adorably goofy she is. And, uh, yeah, although Astarion did make, he did make a cameo, a couple of them. Um, um, uh, I don't know how graphic I should get.

Um, I basically, I rode Karlak like a pony and Astarion was looking up at me between my thighs. And that was, that was a really good dream. Um, non-sexual good dream.

Um, I was, uh, flying over the mountains. Um, not saying which mountains, but they're beautiful. And I do like the dream is where I fly.

So that was, there you go. Not safer work dream and a safer work dream. Oh, fuck.

What's something you love to have done to slash for you, but you hate to ask for it.