Ramblefap 5

Transcript

I've never done this quite like this, um, and certainly not with a good mic. I've done one actual ramble fap before, and I played music in my headphones and just yelled because I tend to get really distracted. Um, and I used to use a ton of, like, visual and audio stimulation to come, but I've spent the last couple months just, um, oh shit, training myself to jerk off in silence, or to music.

I was always concerned because I'm, um, such a toy whore. So what you can hear right now is my Hitachi. Let me use this for a little bit just to get warmed up.

Um, but I have, like, several, I think somewhere around 40 to 50 other implements. And today I'm using this, um, large vibrating dildo in my pussy, and I have this vibrating thrusting plug that I just, oh, love that I'm gonna put in my ass. So I'm just gonna let this run, and, um, I hope you're picking up more voice than vibration because there's gonna be a lot of that.

I'm just teasing myself right now. I like to, uh, wear panties when I masturbate because it helps. Um, spread out the vibration of my Hitachi, and it makes it kind of a softer feel against my skin.

Oh, I'm ready in a little bit. I'm gonna start using my toys. All my pen and paper toys.

And I'm laying down at the foot of my bed. At the foot of my bed. And I have my legs draped over my, um, fuck, what's it called? What do you put your mattress in? Bed frame.

Bed frame. So I don't have to, I like to masturbate as lazily as possible. But I'm gonna stop, um, rambling and, uh, get to fapping.

And just lose myself in my fantasies right now. Um, there's a boy I have a crush on, and, um, I like to think about him fucking other women. So.

This is also a little difficult to me because I'm, um, mostly a silent masturbator. Um, until the very end. Maybe you can hear my breathing though.

Which might not help you much because I tend to hold my breath. Right now I got my Hitachi doing little circles over my clit. I'm starting to feel really good.

Oh, fuck. I'm about ready to put something in my ass. I, um, really like having something in my ass.

I like the extra sensation. That really, um, heightens everything I'm doing to my clit. Yes, I think we're gonna scale this up.

Okay. I hope you like all that. That was the lube.

Oh my god. That was the lube. Um, anyway.

That was, that was actually really funny. So this has, of course, a flared base and I have to put it in facing the right way because the dildo I like to fuck my pussy with, um, I don't want it to hit more than it needs to. So let's get this in my ass.

And since it's early morning and everything's cold, it's gonna take a little second. Or maybe not. Yeah, no, that went right in.

I've been doing a bit of anal. It's a little tight, but I think it'll loosen up. Let's turn it on.

I have to find the button. So it's, um, fuck, it's not quite like anal beads. Oh my god.

I like that, um, melty, tingly sensation you get in your chest when you put something in your ass. So it's not like anal beads, but it does have ridges like that. So, um, that just kind of wiggles inside me.

And if I press a few more buttons, I turn on vibration. Oh, that's really good. And since I'm, I'm backed up against my bed frame, I can just move forward and kind of push the base of the toy against my bed.

So it's held inside me and fucks me. That's really nice. Oh, fuck.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm so glad I decided to do this this morning. Oh, fuck.

Oh. I don't know if I'm even gonna need the other toy. Well, there is a difference between needing and wanting.

Oh, yes, fuck. Although I could come with this. Why not add more? You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go in here for a little bit.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. I love that.

So there's an audio. I like. Oh my god.

It's anal. Oh, and like, it's very stylized. It's very stylish because there's no- He doesn't- Oh, fuck.

He doesn't touch our pussy at all. He just fucking fucks our ass. I know I stopped masturbating to audio.

At least like this. I don't play with my pussy, but the toys are different. Oh my god, I'm getting close.

I remember the lines. I listened to it so many times it's fucking burning my memory. Thinking about him.

Bending me over his desk and fucking me in the ass. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh, I'm really quite dehydrated. Oh, it's a little too early for this shit. Oh.

Oh my god. Oh, fuck. God, I love having a clit.

Like, penises have to be cool and alright, probably. You probably have a penis. Maybe, I don't know.

If you have a vagina, like, way to go. Oh, but clits. Oh my god, like.

Oh, I can't. I can't feel this good to play with a penis. Like, I just can't.

Fuck. All right. All right, let's have the other toy.

I'm a little nervous. This thing's big. And so to get it past, oh my god, the plug is gonna take a little bit of a squeeze.

Oh, it was the lube. Oh, this is such a, you know, what's really frustrating about this dildo is that it's absolutely perfect. But it was discontinued.

So this one that I'm using, because the other one died, like, just stopped fucking working because I, I don't know, maybe I used it too much. I had a friend from Europe ship me because it's the only place that they still have any stock. And it's like, on like, it's bespoke sellers.

Like, it's not, they discontinued it. And I have no fucking idea why. So let's see if I can get this in me.

It is a tight fit. Oh my god. Oh, the head's really big.

So if I can get the head in, I can get the rest in. Oh my god, that's, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. Oh, fuck, okay, it's in.

Okay, let me find my button. Oh, and turn that on too, because why the fuck not? I like to be stimulated.

As stimulated as possible. So let's turn this on and turn it on. I actually like pulse inside me, especially if it's different from the, oh, from the one in my ass.

Oh, fuck. So now, I'm gonna pull my panties back up. And I'm gonna, oh, fuck, scoot forward so I can fuck myself against my bed frame.

Mm. Very carefully. Oh my, that's, oh, I'm gonna cum, I can't wait.

I'm gonna put it in my clit. And I'm gonna make myself cum, so I hope you're along for the ride. I have this fucking Hitachi cord in my face.

Oh god, yeah. Mm. This is why my panties get so stretched out.

Oh my god, this feels good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay, okay. Oh. Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

Mm. Oh. Oh, fuck, every little move up against this fucking bed frame changes the way it's pressed up inside me.

Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh.

My clit is so sensitive right now. Oh. Mm, that feels good.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Mm, yeah.

Mm. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, it's so good. Oh, I love it.

Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. And so, you know, this is the part in the Rambo fap where I get nervous.

I'm gonna try not to get nervous. Just think about how good this feels to my pussy and my asshole. How much I love playing with myself.

Mm. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, it feels so good.

Yeah. Mm. Mm.

I feel like I have to walk you through it. Freaking verbalize exactly what I'm doing. But I guess if I were a man stroking my cock, I fucking wouldn't.

But I'm squeezing. Mm. I'm releasing all the different sensations inside me and outside me.

It's really good. I really like it. Oh, my god, it's so good.

Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. Mm.

Mm. Oh, god. I'm gonna go hide something in my ass.

Ah. I'm getting close, I'm gonna come. Yeah, I'm gonna come.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, this is gonna be really good. Oh, my god, yeah, come on.

Come on, I'm so close. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on, right there, right there, right there.

Oh, yeah. Huh. Huh.

Oh, that's so good. Oh, my god, fuck yeah. Huh, huh, huh, huh.

Oh, my god, yeah, fuck me. Mm. I see when I come with an audience.

I don't. I don't get the refractory period quite the same. It's a little weaker.

I want to just keep going. But, um, now I gotta fucking excavate these things out of me. Oh, my god, dildo's still right on my g-spot.

Fuck. All right, let's turn this off. Now, this always hurts.

So let's see how I can do it today. Mm, fuck. Oh, okay, now let's see out the ass.

Oh. Well, I have some, um, I have some toys to clean up now, so. Um, I hope you have a fabulous day.