[Ramble] Nut so hard my legs turn into silly string

Transcript

Okay, I haven't done a proper one of these in a while, so I'm kind of like, how do I start this? This is so awkward. Basically, my brother is away for the week, so I can literally jack off anywhere.

Right now, I'm in the kitchen. I just had some Cheerios with oat milk. They were bustling.

I feel so awkward. I don't know, because something I've been like, I kind of want to like, you know, on the counter. Of course, I'm going to disinfect this after, okay, like, I'm not a monster, okay, I prepare food here, you know, but like, like the count, okay, so like, when I'm standing up, right, there's like, very few surfaces, like, that are like, at hip level, you know what I mean?

Like perfect thrusting level, you know, without having to like, do a weird knee bending, or like lean, like, it's, I don't know, just, okay, you imagine fucking like, you know, like a little toy, right? But like, imagine that, like, it's like a foot below where your crotch is, it's like incredibly difficult. Like, I'm not trying to do squats, while I'm doing this, okay, so, bro, it feels like I'm trying to do like, a weird YouTube intro, you know, sorry, let me stop talking, let me just fuck the toy and like, be done with it.

Okay. By the way, I had to buy an insanely long XLR cable, like, I'm like, not kidding, okay, this thing's like, 64 feet or something. You know what else is 64 feet? This cock.

Okay, let me just move it up, I'm already hard, I know, that's like, a weird sentence to hear from somebody who's been like, hey guys, welcome back to my YouTube video, today we're gonna be jacking off on the kitchen counter. Let me just move it up. And then the toy too.

By the way, I got a new toy, super excited, it's really fun, really nice. Okay. Fuck.

Okay. Okay. It feels so much better, the rest thing.

I've been just laying down. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. I need to put another toy in.

Okay. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Schön und schlimm, Johann, and thank you for watching. I hope you had a nice day, and come back soon, for another attack of Hate.

Thanks for watching and if you have any questions, leave them in the comments below or under the video. Bye. Ja, ja, ja, ja.

Ja, ja, ja. Ja, ja, ja. Ja, ja, ja, ja Ja, ja, ja, ja Ja, ja, ja, ja Ja, ja, ja, ja Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja 아.

.. 안 돼. ..

으. .. 으.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. .. 아.

.. 아. ..

아. ..