[Ramble + Improv] Bestfriend can't resist you anymore ["Please slow down for me"] [Keep on f*cking cuz you haven't c*m yet] [Overstim] [Cons
You stumble into your apartment following an Uber ride home. It's been a long time since you've both let loose at a party like that, and he's finally gotten enough liquid courage to ask you for something you've both always wanted.
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Don't hit your head on the headboard, okay? Got it. Oh god.
I feel like. .. We haven't drank that much in ages.
Oh my god. Yeah, it does take us back. There you go.
Nice and safe in your bed. Okay. Oh shit.
It's like, what? 3 a.m. ? I'm gonna go sleep on your couch, okay? Because I don't want to pay a 3 a.m.
Uber. Also. ..
I'm feeling a bit dizzy too. Stay here. Okay.
You're not gonna get mad if I watch TikToks or something, right? Okay, I won't. Goodnight.
Goodnight. Hey. Are you still.
.. awake? It's just.
.. It's just. ..
It's just. .. It's just.
.. something I wanted to tell you. I don't know.
I guess I've just. .. been too scared to say it.
If. .. If I tell you.
.. do you promise you won't be mad at me? Do you promise.
.. Do you promise. ..
even if you don't like who you hear? You promise? I.
.. I. ..
know we're best friends and all. And. ..
But you know. .. I.
.. I couldn't help myself. I.
.. I've always wondered. ..
what it would be like. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm sorry it's too embarrassing to say it out loud.
But. .. Is that okay? You know I'm mad.
What are you then? I'm nervous too. Yeah.
I'm sure. I've actually thought about it. So, so much.
Always wanted it. It sounds so creepy. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I am being very brave about it. So. ..
Don't you want to stop me? No? Okay.
Okay. Do you want me to stop? No? I'll keep going then.
You can tell me. .. if there's anything you don't want.
Okay? I'm gonna put a finger in, okay? Stop me.
Yeah, never too much. Okay. Here.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Don't.
Fuck. Don't. Fuck.
Please. Don't. Stop.
Please. How to push my buttons. Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. You want it? I want it.
I want it. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Fuck, slow down. Please, slow down.
I'm sorry, I'm just so. .. I'm already so close.
I've dreamt about it for so long, you know? I'm feeling a little pent up. Can you slow down, please? Oh.
Oh, that's not slower. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that.
I can't. Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
Don't shake your ass like that. What the. ..
Fuck. Oh, my God. Fuck.
Fuck you. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, God. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck you.
Oh, fuck. Fuck, I want it. Fuck.
Yeah? Oh, God. Fuck.
No. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Oh, fuck.
-watering second of every track.