[Ramble] 99% of players don't last the first 30 seconds!

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Hi baby, I. .. I was just thinking about you.

I hope you don't mind if this is a little bit naughty. I'm hoping you find it maybe kind of cute, but. ..

I was just at work thinking about you. And as soon as I got home, I was just so rock hard. And I just wanted to take this video for you.

To tell you how much I miss you. Oh. ..

Is that okay baby? If I'm naughty, it's because I miss you. Fuck.

Fuck. As much as I love fucking this toy. Oh baby, I want you so bad.

Nothing compares to you. Fuck, I'm feeling your skin. I can't smile.

Oh goodness. Oh. ..

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Fuck.

Oh. .. Fuck.

I want to be your puppy. Let me be your puppy. Oh.

.. I can be your dumb dog. Woof.

Woof. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh fuck.

Oh. .. Fuck.

Oh fuck. Oh. ..

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. .. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Fuck. .. Ah.

.. Oh. ..

Fuck it, fuck it. .. Yeah.

.. Oh God. ..

Oh, so good. .. Ah, so good.

.. I feel so good. ..

Oh fuck. .. Thank you.

.. Fuck, thank you. ..

Ah. .. Ah.

.. Fuck. ..

Yeah. .. Yeah.

.. Ah, fuck. ..

I wanna fuck you. .. Ah.

.. Ah. ..

Ah. .. Ah.

.. Ah. ..

Ah. .. Ah.

.. Ah. ..

Ah. .. Ah.

.. Oh fuck. ..

Fuck. .. Fuck.

.. Fuck. ..

Fuck. .. Fuck.

.. Fuck. ..

Fuck. .. Fuck.

.. Fuck. ..

Fuck. .. Fuck.

.. Fuck. ..

Fuck. .. Fuck.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, fuck, baby. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh. .. Oh, oh.

.. Oh. ..

Oh. .. Oh.

.. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. ..

Ha-ha-ha-ha. .. Oh.

.. Fuck, fucking kick. Oh.

.. I think I'm gonna. ..

I'm thinking. .. I'm gonna go home.

.. Fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. ..

Fuck. .. Oh.

.. Mm-hmm. ..

Hmm. .. Mm-hmm.

.. Oh. ..

Mm. .. Oh.

.. Ha-ha-ha-ha. ..

Mm. .. Ha-ha-ha.

.. Mm. ..

Mm. .. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

.. Oh, no! Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. .. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

.. Ha-ha-ha. ..

Oh. .. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Fuck! Oh.

.. Oh. ..

Ha-ha-ha-ha. .. Oh.

.. Oh, fuck. ..

My leg! My leg! Ah.

.. Ha-ha-ha-ha. ..

Ha-ha-ha-ha. .. Oh, fuck.

.. Ah. ..