Rainy Morning Cuddles

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It is way too early to be awake. Stupid storm. Hmm.

Wake you up too? Yeah, sorry baby. Sounds really nasty out there.

Hmm. Ha ha. What are you talking about? That's a lot more than a drizzle.

That's a downpour. It is. It's a downpour.

Hmm. Hmm. Sounds like the rain's cold too.

Hmm. Of course I can tell if it's cold from the sound. Warm rain sounds different.

I can tell, babe. Hmm. I'm not full of crap.

What are you telling me? You really, really want to get out of this nice warm comfortable snuggly bed just to go outside and find out that it's cold out there? Hmm.

If you really want to. Hmm. No, no, no, no, no.

Don't go. I know I said if you wanted to, but you weren't supposed to want to. Go get up.

Hmm. Sweetness, we don't have anywhere to be this morning. Let's just stay here and cuddle, okay? Stay here and cuddle with me.

No. Don't be like that. Are you really going to leave me here on my own? Are you going to leave me lonely and cold and alone? Hmm? I know that lonely and alone mean the same thing.

You said it that way to emphasize it. To emphasize the lonely loneliness of being left alone and lonesome. Okay, I'll stop, I'll stop.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm, but before you get up let me I just got to show you something.

Okay? Here. Look here.

It's close. Ha! Cuddle lock engaged.

Sneak attack cuddle lock because I'm tricky. Hmm. I would think that I am tricky.

Because I tricked you. I did so trick you. No, you didn't know the cuddle lock was coming.

You had no way. I was stealthy. Baby, that was a stealthy sneak attack.

Mm-mm, you're just saying that. Because you don't want to admit that I tricked you. But now you're stuck in a cuddle lock and there is no escape.

No escape. Okay. Alright, if you really really want to get up then I will release the cuddle lock.

So you really want me to disengage the cuddle lock. Hmm. You just want me to release it so you can turn over and be the little spoon.

Is that it? Madam, your proposal is acceptable. Releasing cuddle lock in three, two, one.

Hmm. Hmm. Now my gorgeous little spoon I get to snuggle up with you.

Love you. I love cuddling up with you like this. So cozy.

Now these cuddles are great to begin with but on a rainy morning like this a cold rainy morning like this Hmm. These cuddles are even better. Hmm.

This is just so cozy baby. I could stay like this all day. I could.

You want to find out? We could stay here. We don't have anywhere to be.

Ha ha ha. Oh it's so warm. Hmm.

Hmm. These rainy mornings just give me the overwhelming urge to snuggle with you. I'm completely overwhelmed by it.

Nothing I can do. Ha ha ha. You can't fool me babe.

I know you didn't really want to get up. You did not. No I knew it at the time.

Because the other day you said you're would you call it you're my snuggle bunny? No I do believe those were your words. You did say that.

Ha ha ha. Yes I remember. You used to never be a cuddler you said.

But I have changed you into a snuggle bunny. I like that. I like having you as my snuggle bunny.

Hmm. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.

I won't tell anyone. Hmm. The sweetness I knew all along.

That my little snuggle bunny did not really want to get up out of this nice cozy bed. Hmm. Hmm.

Nope. She just wanted to see me pout. Ha ha.

Joke's on you because I didn't pout. Didn't have to. No I did not.

I tricked you that's why you stayed. Darling I never pout. Ever.

I do not and it's not adorable when I do it. No. It is not adorable when I pout.

It can't be. Because I don't pout. I don't even know how.

Hmm. Don't know how. Ha ha.

Well fine. You admit that you didn't really want to get up. Hmm.

And I will admit that I pouted. Hmm. No it was not adorable.

You can't get two for one. You admitted one thing which is that you didn't really want to get up. You can either get that I pouted or that I'm adorable but I'm not agreeing to both.

You gotta choose. These are tough decisions babe. Is what life is made of.

Hmm. Hmm. Okay.

I pouted. Well you can say I'm adorable. I don't have to agree.

You're welcome to your own adorable little brand of madness my dear. Ha ha. Besides I only pouted because I knew it was what you wanted me to do.

I totally did. Hmm. Hmm.

I gave you what you wanted. And I got exactly what I wanted which was these cuddles. Ha ha.

Oh I love scooting up close here behind you like this. Hmm. Running my fingertips down your arm.

Giving your hand a little squeeze. Hmm. Like that.

Hmm. More like this I can trace my fingertips up. Hmm.

Behind your ear. Hmm. And down your neck.

Hmm. Baby you make the most adorable little happy cuddle sounds. Yeah you do.

I don't know they're little happy sounds like um like hmm. No I'm not doing it again. No.

You got one. Fine fine fine. You got one more.

Hmm. Ha ha. No.

No shut up I'm not doing it again. It was not adorable. No.

No I'm not doing it again told you. Because I can't make those sounds and still kiss. Hmm.

Behind your ear. Hmm. And down your neck.

At the same time. Wasn't that better? You like those kisses more than the sounds don't you? Hmm.

Baby I don't know if I can keep those cute little happy sounds of yours a secret though. No you already want me to keep your transformation into a snuggle bunny a secret? There's a lot of secrets.

It's starting to turn into like a conspiracy of some kind. I don't know if I can keep them all straight. Just so many secrets and lies.

Ha ha. Hmm. Snuggle bunny.

Hmm. You're comfortable. Hmm? I wasn't asking.

No I was telling you you're comfortable. Hmm. Just the right size for me to snuggle up like this.

Hmm. Hmm. Since you mentioned it.

Are you comfortable? Because we can we can shift if you're not. Hmm.

But what if I don't want to be the little spoon? Hmm. I might not like being the little spoon all the time.

Hmm. Maybe I don't. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Babe. Babe.

Putting your cold toes on me doesn't work if your toes aren't cold in the first place. Ha ha. Hmm.

But you you are right. I do like to be the little spoon sometimes. Hmm.

Everybody likes being the little spoon baby. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I'm gonna disengage the spooning cuddle lock. Hmm.

It's different from regular cuddle lock. Different variants. 3 2 1 Okay.

Hmm. Hmm. Love it.

Love, love, love it. Now you scoot in there close behind me and put your arm around me. Hmm.

You feel safe. You do. That's important to me.

You make me feel like there's nothing that I can't handle. Hmm. Except maybe your toes if they actually were cold.

That might be more than I could bear. Hmm. Just snuggle in here with me.

Hmm. It's way better than getting up, isn't it? So much better.

Hmm. I have an idea. I have an idea.

Let's do this every day. Every morning. No, I'm not worried that we get old.

Mm-mm. Well, I mean, the only way to figure out if we're going to get tired of it is to actually try. Right? Hmm.

Yeah, our jobs could be a little bit more of a problem, I guess. Hmm. You with your logic.

All right. All right. We'll just.

.. We'll just enjoy what we got right now since we have the luxury of a slow, sleepy morning. Hmm.

Hmm. Oh, you did not just do that. Mm-mm.

Fingernails down the back of my neck is cheating. Hmph. I have no defense against it, sweetness.

It's a good thing you're not a supervillain. Heh heh. Because you'd be able to get whatever you wanted from me just by doing that.

Baby. Are you a supervillain? Oh.

Okay. You prefer criminal mastermind. Got it.

No, I can run with that. It makes sense. Since you've stolen my heart.

Heh heh heh. Hmm. Hell yeah, I know that was cheesy.

You saying you didn't like it? Heh heh. I thought so.

Because it's cheesy and dorky, but I'm your dorky, cheesy man. Hmm. As long as we're keeping secrets, you're not allowed to tell anyone that I'm dorky and cheesy.

Uh-uh. No one thinks I'm a dork. Who thinks I'm a dork? Hmm.

No, I'm not a dork. No, I don't care if I just said I was.