I would love to visit you guys there sometime. Oh, I'm sorry, I have to speak with my husband. It's for the party.
I'll talk to you guys again later though, alright? It was so nice to see you two again. God, what a bitch.
Won't even let me speak. Just wants to brag about her new house in this rich-ass neighborhood. She even started lecturing me about her son eating too much.
Like, excuse me, bitch? That's my son. And this is his goddamn birthday party.
He's fucking four. If he wants cake, let him eat it. Jesus Christ, I need to blow some steam off him.
I'd fucking lose it on someone. Easy, Lorna. Easy, Lorna.
You're not that girl anymore. You're a proper adult now. A husband.
And a son. If only it were that easy. Now, where is that dork husband of mine? Holy shit, there are so many people.
I don't even know half of these schmucks. Where? Where? Oh.
Of course he's doing card tricks with the kids. He's even got the cape and everything. Where'd he get that? Silly man.
It's hard to believe I let him impregnate me sometimes. Hey, honey. Yeah? I know, very fancy wizard costume.
Oh, from your club in college? Yeah, I can see that now. Anyways, can I borrow your hair for like ten minutes? Hm? No, your son's fine.
Look! He's playing with the other kids over there. I just need some help in the attic really quick.
You want to finish your routine? Honey. It's just for ten minutes.
And this really can't wait. I need your help. In the attic? Okay, that's it.
I'm sorry, kiddos. I know you really like this magic, but I'm going to have to borrow my husband for just a little bit, okay? I promise to give him back.
Thank you. Bed. Help.
Help in the attic is supposed to be our code word for sex, you idiot. What was that about? Fuck, I needed this.
I didn't think so many people would come to this party. So much stuff to do, so many people who want to talk. People, people.
Just give me this, honey. Just a quickie. I need it.
Please, please. Thank fuck you're a lifesaver. That's it, baby.
Kiss my neck. Kiss my neck and take off my clothes. Don't wrinkle it.
You still have to go back out there. Just like that. Look at you being a gentleman.
Take this stupid cape. Oh, I'm sorry. Let's take this very manly magician's cape.
Oh, so hot leather gloves off. Abracadabra. Come here, you dork.
Let me swallow you, baby. I need your taste seared into my brain. I want to forget all this shit.
Yeah, that's it. You're so hard for me, honey. This perfect cock, that's all mine.
Sit on the edge of the bed. I'm going to kneel on the floor. There we go.
Well, hello there. Ew. Fuck, this never gets old.
I think I'm addicted to your cock. And you look so fucking cute when I do this. Come, honey.
Put your hands on the back of my head. There. No.
You don't need to move. I just want to feel your hands. You know I can deep throat myself.
Like that. See? Fuck.
What? No, you taste perfect, honey. Honestly.
I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.
Honestly. I think all this sweat is just. ..
Adds to the flavor. God, that makes me sound like such a slut, doesn't it? That's right.
I'm your slut. Hold my head down. And your cock this time, honey.
I want to breathe in your whole cock. I need my fucking brain reset. Fuck.
Fuck, that hit the spot. Do it again. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Now, help me back up, honey.
No. You can return the favor later tonight. We don't need to have a lot of time.
Remember? Just let me straddle you while you sit there. There.
God, you're incredible. Look at me. You're always so sweet and caring.
Give me that cock, baby. Just give it to me. Just slip it in.
We don't need a condom. Just like that, honey. Oh, fuck.
It's like my body belongs to you. Fuck. That's it.
Wrap your arms around me while I bounce on your cock. I want to feel nothing but you. So good.
You make me feel so good. You like my tits, honey? You smell me tits.
Oh, they grew so fucking much since you knocked me up. It's like my baby. You deserve it.
Fuck. Oh, you're such a good husband. And a good daddy.
Daddy, daddy. You like that, huh? You like thrusting up into me.
God. Oh, it's so good. You are a good daddy.
Such a good daddy. Daddy, daddy. What? Oh, my.
Throwing your poor wife onto the bed and getting on top of her? You savage. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get my husband all riled up. This counts on her. Fuck, honey.
Please, get that cock back in me. Get that cock in me. Just take me like this.
Pin me down. And fuck me. Oh, that's it.
Oh, my pussy's all yours, honey. Oh, she's all yours. I have it in.
Fucking take me. Oh, God. Come here, honey.
Fuck, I love you. I know I can be rough sometimes when I talk to you. But I really do.
I really do love you. I love you. God, I fucking love you.
Oh, that's the spot, honey. Right there. Right there.
Fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
My little tight pussy. God, I'm so fucking wet for you. Fuck.
You make me so happy. That's it. Fuck your wife.
Show her you're the man of the house. Oh, don't hold back. Just come.
If you feel like it, honey. Oh, I need you to fill me up. I need it.
I need it. God, this cockney is so good. This fucking cockney impregnated me.
Oh, you like that? Thinking about breeding me. What? Another one? Right now? We made such a fuss when we first started trying for our baby boy.
You sure you want a second one? In a quickie? Yeah, of course, honey.
I can start trying. Stop taking my birth control if you really want it. There's never a chance I'd stop with just one kid with you anyways.
Oh, that's it. Give me another baby. Let's grow this fucking family.
This beautiful family with you. Oh, my hand, honey. Look at me.
I know it's not guaranteed, but I want a good look at you. I know it's not guaranteed, but I want a good look at you. As you fuck another baby into me.
Fuck, I'm gonna cum. Kiss me, baby. I think I'm gonna scream.
You're gonna hear me in the yard. Please? Fill me up.
Fill me up, honey. Fill me up. Fill me up.
I'm gonna cum. Jesus Christ. Let's hope your son doesn't find it weird that his little sibling was born nine months after his birthday.
Hmm. Hmm? I love you, too, husband.
Oh. Wait, did you hear someone running up the stairs? Oh, shit, I think that's him.
Get off me, quick. Oh, fuck. Ahem.
Yeah, sweetie. Mommy and daddy were here. We're just, um, looking for gifts under the bed.
Yeah. Put your clothes back on, you dork. Your cape's over there.
Uh-huh. Oh, they're looking for us? Okay.
Well, just tell them we'll be out there in two minutes, alright? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
I think your cum's dripping out of me. Shut up, shut up. Don't laugh.
Ahem. Ahem. Yeah, just a lot of stuff to sort out, sweetie.
We'll be there soon. See ya. He's gone.
Okay, let me just clean up. Oh, shit. And stop running up and down the stairs.
You'll trip and hurt your tiny little legs.