Pulse of Pleasure - Foursome audio

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I can't believe it's been three days already. Thanks so much for having us. I will shower you with my homemade bath bombs when we get back to our accommodation as a way to say thanks.

And I do mean it. Oh, what shall we watch this evening? The new series of Afterlife should be up on Netflix now.

Nearly finished the washing up and then I can come join you. Stick the fire stick on then. Hopefully we roll a six and the university Wi-Fi allows it to connect.

The portal for the exam prep sheets is down again. Bloody fantastic. And you know this is the last time I'll be able to log on before the exam.

Try clearing your browser cookies. Yeah, tried that. You won't believe I'm paying 13 grand a year for this.

Well, at least you don't have anyone breathing down your back for a pass. Us private school kids are basically expected to go to university. True, but I dare to think what a career at McDonald's would do for the Oberau.

Well at least you have an excuse. I'm basically three weeks behind on coursework thanks to all the technical errors. And what with the massive water leak as well.

This emergency accommodation has been a godsend. However, on the Lowestoth campus, their student support area has mindfulness pods. Looks like the extra fees for us medical students gets put to good use.

I wonder when they'll do the next rock night down at the student union. Hopefully a decent band this time. The last one was quite a bore.

Huh, Cherry? Oh god yeah. Especially when the frontman of the Iron Maiden tribute act didn't realise his microphone wasn't plugged in for the whole show.

Aha, found it. The new series of Question Time. Ah, please no.

Easy way to send us all to sleep. Well, we all know the waterworks will start with Afterlife. Don't need more of that.

Oh for fuck's sake. Just tried to download the timetable for tomorrow's lectures. Fucking the server cannot be found.

All these fiascos, Jesus. Where's my vibrator when I need it? Yeah, sure.

Anyway, moving on. No, I'd like to hear more from Cherry, please. What? Inappropriate language? Don't worry, I'm in the same boat to be fair.

Really? This is the best conversation I've had all year. Oh, if only our course allowed for such fun.

I feel the same. Well, why don't we all sort each other out? Oh my god.

Oh, I've always fantasised about making you come, along with Marcus, Cherry. It all seems so natural, doesn't it? Well, as long as it stays in these four walls.

Oh, this is amazing. I feel so good. I feel so good.

Filthy Marcus. Oh, don't stop. Oh, I think I'm gonna.

.. Oh, Cherry. Oh, Cherry.

Oh, don't stop. Oh, don't stop. Oh, don't stop.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, don't stop. Don't stop. Oh, don't stop.

Oh, don't stop. Yes. Oh.

Oh. Don't stop. Yes.

Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, this is amazing. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Filthy Marcus.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.