Professor & Former Student Fantasy (Lesson Learned)

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So now we come to something a little more fun, perhaps a bit scary but a little more on the fun side. It's the Banshee or the Fairy Woman. Now she was a female spirit in Irish mythology.

How real is she? I really don't know but I could tell you stories that would make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Now in mythology she could be heard wailing or keening before the death of a family member and the keening is in Irish it's Cúinne which is crying so it's pronounced like Queen.

Now obviously keep in mind that the a in Irish or the a, the a is a in Irish. That will always help a lot when you're trying to pronounce Irish. So if I said Táim a Cúinne it means I am crying.

So the Banshee would lament just before the death of a family member and it wasn't specific either so in the village like the wailing or the keening would be heard and people are looking going oh someone's gonna die here you know. So here comes the fun stuff. I remember spending time in my uncle Paddy's place and I know a very stereotypical name but he was my uncle Paddy and it was deep in the Irish countryside and my cousins and I would stay up late and we'd watch horror movies and then Paddy would appear and he'd switch off the TV and he'd spin these yarns about the Banshee and about how clocks would stop and you know fall off walls in people's houses and he described the keening as a you know a high piercing sound that would pierce your soul you know that would like really irk you you know and then Paddy would mosey up to bed you know and I remember one night Paddy moseyed up to bed after telling us again the Banshee story and about to cry and he kind of emphasized that in this story this particular family didn't know who was going to die so he just off the bed he went and there we all were on my cousins and I that we used to stay down the living room you see and we were overlooking the dark Irish countryside and we heard the loudest screech and it was like oh we were like oh god so there we are right probably like eight of us you know just young teens sitting around in terror looking at each other you know thinking which one of us is it gonna be you know side-eating each other like gunfighters and the fear was immense and the quiet and it was just like you know it's more frightening than any horror movie you could watch and then Paddy would like sneak down the stairs and walk through the door and he burst into hysterics and he had a way of like doing that voice you know he had a voice like a foghorn but he'd add a really high pitched a bit so it was like keening so that's a funny story about a banshee and there were times when we would em you know wander the hills too late and we would often hear keening but it would be probably be an animal or something but we would run you know but like one of us would say that is a banshee and so we would run through ditches and bracken and get home in bogs of sweat all because of Paddy's fantastic Irish storytelling you know and he was such a rogue so em in mythology if multiple banshees would appear it was usually the sign of someone holy or important was about to die and I would say that that chorus of you know lamenting women would have the parish priest you know pooping bricks can you imagine it on his hands and knees praying is not me please be father Paul and as for origins the first accounts I think go back to the 14th century so it's quite possible that the myth was brought from different lands and and that there are other forms of banshees in different cultures but as usual the Irish put a twist on it you know put a huge twist on it one thing I have to tell you about the Irish lads is we'd love to add legs and arms onto their stories you know we just do and so always be careful when you listen to an Irish person spinning a yarn always have you know be aware I often tell em a story about an Irish man who I met in a village once and he was telling me about his dog he was boasting about the dog and he taught me that his dog was so smart that he wouldn't eat meat on Good Friday and that's a true story so there's always a bit of roguery there as they would call it now with appearance if you saw a banshee she was usually crouched beneath a tree keening you know she might have a staff and she would look very old and withered and you know keening loudly but there are tales of her being like a fiery haired woman with very pale complexion scary looking you know and then her height would change as well which was interesting she could be like 10 feet tall and then sometimes not much bigger than a leprechaun so her form would change but I suspected that was all due to the amount of iscabaja which is whiskey iscabaja means the water of life or poutine and I suspected it was you know dependent on how much of that you had taken at the time so that's the banshee now what I want you to do for the weekend as a little assignment is I want to see if you can find banshee like figures in other cultures and I think it would be very interesting to see if we can you know use our internet friend to try to trace back other creatures our myths our figures that you know depict the same thing because you know usually these beings are in the whole human consciousness so it'd be very interesting to find out if you can find something maybe you know something from your own culture I would love to hear it and we could write some essays and have you know a little competition which would be cool but I'm willing to bet that this mystical lady isn't unique to a Gaelic mythology at all you know so let's see what you can come up with okay all right everyone off you go and enjoy your weekend and I'll see you back here Monday at two okay all right have a good one hey hey you come here oh my god what a surprise it's so nice to see ya it's been ages step into my office come on come on in oh let me look at you you look mm-hmm I see having your degree degrees with you oh my lord that was awful yeah I haven't changed much I'm not much of a changeling but truly you look amazing so what brings you here it's hardly to see me is it oh that is lovely you know the Dean was so wise to ask you back I think you'll be a fine fit I really do I have such high hopes for you I know you're going to be successful do I must say I do miss having you bring in the front row of my lectures yeah you always had such insightful questions and I miss our banter no brainstorming with you was always such a pleasure yeah look I know we're not supposed to have favourite students but you were definitely mine and these new people they've got some big shoes to fill oh oh no no no I don't think you've big feet the perfect feet in perfect size feet every bit of you is just as it should be and anyway I have the big feet and you know what to say about men with big feet right flirting what oh my darling student if I were flirting you would definitely know I that is so oh you want to know how it would go are you looking for more lessons to learn well I would stand a bit closer to you you'd be standing against the wall like this rest my hand against the wall so you'd be surrounded by me but you could always step away if you wished I would ask you what perfume are you wearing and lean in very very close breathe you in and then I would pull back but only slightly so I could look down into your beautiful eyes and I would tell you you smell like heaven and I would ask do you taste like heaven as well did you like your lesson yes sir good girl I don't want to be inappropriate or take advantage of a heady moment so I am gonna go over there and sit at my desk I want you to walk over to the door if you'd like to leave it's been a great pleasure to see you and I will always remember you very very fondly both as a brilliant student and a beautiful woman whom I respect very much but if you'd like to continue our lesson close the door and lock it now are you ready for your first lesson sir good girl you remembered I'd like you to slide your hands onto your skirt hook your fingers inside your panties and take them off and place them on my desk you are so fucking sexy when you blush yeah on the desk your hands are trembling are you nervous hmm Oh excited tell me why you're excited that's true you don't know what will happen next but do you trust me good would you like to know my lesson plan well first I will examine these panties and take in the scent of you and observe that while these are lovely panties they are still missing a certain glittering silky wetness and I intend to remedy that situation because you see for today's lesson one of the requirements is for your pussy to be swollen, trobbing, aching and most definitely wet because I promise that this lesson is long and hard and I want to make sure you are well able to enjoy it so come here sit on my desk facing me now place your feet on the arms of my chair and let your legs fall open good girl now let's see about preparing you for this lesson watch my hands resting on your ankles massaging gently on your calves my fingers caressing along the backs of your thighs and my big warm thumbs resting just shy of your beautiful pouting lips I can feel your heartbeat pounding against my thumb are you trobbing for me yes yes why good girl are you aching for me good shall I see about that wetness are you wet oh let's see I am going to slide my thumbs between your legs and gently massage your pussy lips with them yeah they are warm so inviting and if I dip inside oh so silky.