After getting stood up by your date, your friend calls you for comfort. But still unsatisfied, his playful tone turns into something more, with one caveat.
So so what are you doing like right now nothing well you just called me I guess hey why don't you listen this fucking sucks I know treat yourself a little bit do you have some I don't know something nice for yourself that you can do your little me time ritual well except for you know what I mean not that oh you know we're close if that's what you need then I'll leave you to a choking choking okay you're not wait you're not you're not joking.