After you've spent the day preparing for your exams, your loving boyfriend comes to distract you from all your hard work.
I know you're working on a deadline, but you need to take a break. I know burnout when I see it, but I also know you're stubborn as an old dog. Okay, here's what I'm going to do.
I will get under the desk and you can try your best to concentrate on your schoolwork. I'm sure you won't be able to. Sound good?