[Preview] "Will You Marry Me?" THUD!

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Hey, sweetie. Are you ready? Can I come in? We should get going.

Are you. .. Oh my God.

Oh my God, look at you. Ha. Oh.

How is it possible that you can still shock me with how crazy fucking beautiful you are? I mean fucking shock me. From the top of my head to the tips of my toes to the tip of my cock.

Wait, no. Let me just. ..

Seriously, let me just drink this in. Oh my God. I want to savor how sexy you are right now.

Ah. I should take you to fancy restaurants more often. I mean, you're sexy just bumming around the house in sweatpants and a t-shirt, but.

.. Hey, wait, wait. I'm not done looking at you.

Hey. Hey. Stop.

Come on now, baby girl. There's no point wearing a dress like this if you don't give your boyfriend a chance to perv over you in it. Ha.

Oh my God. The way this fabric hugs your perfect body. Ah.

And your legs and those high heels. I don't know if I'm going to be able to control myself tonight. You are the sexiest, classiest, prettiest.

Hey. Hey. Alright.

Stop. Stop. Tell me what's wrong.

No. I know something's wrong. Come on.

Talk to me. We have time. Our reservation isn't until.

.. Wait. Farewell dinner? Uh.

Since when is this a farewell dinner? Uh. No.

Uh. No. No.

Honey, this is a celebrate because your brilliant boyfriend is going to one of the top grad schools in the country dinner. A million mi. ..

Uh. Actually, sweetheart, that's technically incorrect. It is.

.. No. Let's be factually accurate here.

It is exactly 658.5 miles from our house to the crappy student apartment I'll be. .. No.

Not my house. Our house. This is our house, honey.

The house we live in. The house you will continue to live in while I am temporarily. ..

It's only for a year, honey. And I'll be coming back every chance I. ..

Oh, sweetie. I'm going to miss you too. I'm going to miss you too, but.

.. That's why God made FaceTime, right? Wait.

Hey. Hang on. Wait.

Alright. Listen. This afternoon, when you were on the phone with your sister, I.

.. Well, I wasn't eavesdropping, but. ..

I heard what you said. What did I hear? Well, let's see.

I heard how I'm going to be surrounded by gorgeous women who are so much prettier and smarter than you are. Oh, and then there was something about how a guy like me would never stay in a long-distance relationship with a girl like you for an entire year. Obviously, I have completely failed to let you know just how much you mean to me, honey.

I know I've been preoccupied. A lot of exciting things are happening in my life right now, and I haven't had a lot of time for you. And for the next year, I'm going to have even less time.

But baby, everything that's happening right now, all the success I've had, all the opportunities that are opening up. .. Oh, sweetie, it all started with you.

My life was completely empty before you came into it. For the past couple of years, even when I haven't been with you, when I've been working or in these crazy night classes, I think about you all the time. And I'm sorry I haven't let you know it.

I love you so much. Well, that's sweet of you to say, but if it were true, then you wouldn't be so worried about me leaving. Okay, if you say so.

Yeah, yeah, all right, I guess we should. Wait. Oh.

Wait. Hey, close the door. Uh, I was going to do this at the restaurant tonight, make a big romantic gesture out of it, but it's not, uh.

.. It doesn't feel right. I just want this to be the two of us, just you and me.