POV: You fell asleep while on the phone, but I'm not ready for bed.

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Um yeah so basically we're looking for a new book to read um you know how like you know how we always made fun of like when youtubers would like release books and we'd just be like who even gives a shit you know yeah and i don't know i was scrolling through like the the like the little ebook store on kindle and i got to like the part um where it's it's mostly books that it's like celebrities and stuff like um there's like one about prince harry called spare and there's one called i'm glad my mom died by janet mccurdy and i don't know i was kind of like a little bit curious i wasn't curious about the prince harry one because i mean i genuinely don't care but i was kind of curious about the janet mccurdy one you know i don't really know well i haven't been keeping up with it so i'm not sure if she's like an awesome person you know but i remember really liking her in the tv shows she was in so i'm a bit curious you know so i feel a little i feel a little bit mean about it you know i feel a little bit mean about about it when i used to like make fun of like youtubers releasing books because now i'm like bruh i don't know like you know sometimes you're kind of curious you know like i think if i was curious about well yeah i'd read one about janet mccurdy i'd also definitely read one about selena gomez if she released the book um i'd also probably read about like like michelle obama oh my god wait i just scrolled past one it's called the light we carry suddenly i'm a little bit less interested in reading a book about michelle obama gosh is that real wait it's real how long is it wait i don't know i want to know how she feels you know but remember all the memes about like her taking away um like good tasting food and stuff like cookies i kind of want to read this wait how long is it though 317 pages okay but do i need 317 pages of details i'm scrolling through like little previews and it's like we become bolder in brightness i'm sorry but some of those some of those feel like those live laugh quotes on the wall you know the ones i hate but you kind of like maybe this is a book for you and not me wait have you been asleep this whole time oh my gosh okay i should be quiet i don't know what you oh my god i hope i wasn't laughing i should be quiet i don't know oh my god i hope i wasn't laughing too loud good night i love you uh hmm mm-hmm i can't sleep babe wow dude hey are you asleep shit i'll just be quiet oh fuck uh uh um um um um um um um um um oh um oh i'm trying to be quiet you know me i'm just so fucking uh hmm uh oh hmm oh oh um oh ah uh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah oh um oh ah ah oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah um ah ah ah ah ah um ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah um ah ah ah ah ah um ah um ah ah ah um um um um um um um um um ah ah ah uh ah uh ah um um um um ah ah ah um um um um ah ah um um um um um um um um um um ah ah um um um um um um um um ah um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um oh mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm m m mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm m mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm ah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ah ah ah ah ah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh fuck oh almost empty oh fuck ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah mm oh mm mm mm ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah fuck ah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.