Poolside Head From a Professional Merman at a Failing Theme Park

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Hi Sorry, what's that? Swim over Yeah, of course I had to do it like that, this is my job I'm a professional merman It's not like that weird it's like Like hiring dancers or something like that How are you just being mean Honestly like the first visitor I've seen today I I know this place isn't doing very well Yeah, like it gets lonely but I mean The pay's okay It was Actually kind of fun when the place was still running well Yeah, it wasn't just me either it was a Whole bunch of us, but I've been laid off one by one I'll probably be next Honestly, I Don't know what I'll do Yeah, this is kind of Only real job That I've held down for an extended period Well, you're so fucking rude It is to a real job It's got professional at the beginning of that this is my profession No, no, no, no, no, I don't want you to leave I Mean if you hang out here with me I can show you some of my tricks Yeah, yeah like I've like I've got this one Come on But it looks better when there are five of us in a pattern all doing it at the same time What other tricks Um Sure, let me let me show you this one Yeah, I Feel like I feel like you're taking the piss I I Mean What why have you sat down and stayed here like the tricks must be kind of good, right? No Well, um, oh shit, sorry, sorry No, I'm I'm not I'm not looking sorry you're I Can see up your skirt and are you Are you not wearing underwear?

No, I'm not. I'm not looking All right, yeah crossing your legs are you all right, okay Oh God Oh Yeah, yeah, I do like what I see I Don't want you to get in trouble or anything. What if someone Someone walks around the corner.

Yeah that point Fuck no, no, I just don't know what to do You want me to show you more tracks, okay There's I'm gonna need like a like a run-up a swim-up I'm gonna need like a run-up I'm gonna need like a run-up There's I'm gonna need like a like a run-up a swim-up for this one, but What? What do you mean not that kind of Trick oh Yeah, yeah, of course, of course I want to taste it Yeah Getting mixed signals here with you Pushing me away What do you what do you want just just just tell me what to do please You want me to Wait until you give me instructions. Okay.

Okay, that's that's that I really do want to taste you though Yeah, yeah I do Honestly, I Haven't been This like keen to get into something since we put penguins in the petting zoo No No, no that it's closed now Yeah, okay, maybe I'm a little more excited for this Please Please can I can I taste you? Thank you, thank you, thank you I Didn't say stop Hmm Yeah, no, no tell me how you tell me how you want me to that A little bit to the left from that. Okay Yeah, is that good Spot Fuck you taste so fucking good Yeah, it's been like a little Mm-hmm Mm-hmm.

So it was I was I doing it wrong. Oh You're fucking mean yeah, I might I might like You you want me to use my hand as well I Had a thing you say No, it just feels really good inside It does it does it fucking does Yes, yes, yes Mm-hmm My fingers up like like like that No, I'm just gonna bust out my fucking tail Mm-hmm Yes, of course I'm gonna make you come if that's um, what do you want it is right, okay Mm-hmm So fucking hard especially from From between your thighs You look like a fucking goddess I'm doing my best to fucking wash it Please tell me I'm doing a good job Mm-hmm Fuck when you say good boy, it makes my huh makes my brain go fucking melty Yeah, you're right I don't I don't I Don't need a brain I just need to just swim and look pretty and Get you off Mm-hmm But you guys are you good, please please please Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Thank you, I mean I think thank you for following me do that for you Mm-hmm Yeah, am I a good boy It just sounds so fucking nice when you say thank you, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you Mm-hmm You know when you were pushing my face up against it or you're come while you were coming Thank you Yeah, I can can I Like Get your number Like that I'd love to do something like this again You know where to find me I think I guess that's true Oh You yep, okay. Okay, you have to you have to go No, no, it's it's okay, it's okay. Um, just like Come back just like come back soon If you if you if you wanna Okay, okay.

Bye You.