Picnic Date

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Hey, fuck, how long was I sleeping, 30 minutes okay, that's not too bad, god I thought I'd been asleep for hours for a second there, sorry about that, I guess I'm just really tired, oh I didn't get sunburned or anything did I, oh shit, wait where, oh on my nose, fuck, well I guess that serves me right for not putting on sunscreen, yeah yeah, I know you told me to, I know, I know I should listen to you, I'm sorry, hey if I was, you know, asleep, what are you doing all the way over there, all the way over there on the other side of the blanket, yeah it's a small blanket but you're still on the other side, can't you scooch closer, oh thank you, you didn't sleep too did you, just me, okay, well, maybe if I snuggle you tight enough, and praise you enough, and kiss you enough, then I can convince you to fall asleep with me, well the sun's almost setting I don't think I'm gonna get any more sunburn than I already am, we still have some of that like aloe vera stuff at home yeah, yeah okay perfect, well it's my face and otherwise it flakes and goes everywhere and it's yucky, this is nice, I'm actually really glad you suggested this, this, like just a picnic date, admittedly I've never actually been on a picnic date, I usually opt for restaurant or come over and play video games or I don't know just boilerplate stuff, yeah, this is boilerplate too I guess, but it's outside boilerplate, that's cool, yeah I know I'm a bit of a vampire, by the way, that outfit looks really good on you, yeah I know I already told you today but I want to tell you again, you look really pretty, no I'm not gonna stop, no you get unlimited neck kisses, you're really warm, no no it's good I like it, I really like it, it's gonna stop cooling down soon so, I love you, I'm glad to hear it's mutual, oh I haven't known too long, I don't know, it's not really something I focus on going into a relationship, I just, I don't know, I just focus on making sure it feels right more so than putting labels on things but I don't think there's any other way to categorize how I feel than love, I mean, sorry I know that's kinda sappy, I've been really enjoying dating you, it's felt really good, it's felt different than other relationships I've been in in the past as well, no I know it just, you feel like you're my friend as much as you are my partner and that's a good thing because it means there's no pressure, it means I don't feel weird about being a fucking goofball in front of you, I don't feel weird about, you know, like a terrible sense of humor or the random shit I'll say or the random shit I do, you know, it's, when we're hanging out it's just like hanging out with my best friend and then, you know, when we get like this, you know, romantic or intimate, then that feels perfect too, it's just like zero pressure, I really like it, like I said, it just feels right, you know, say it again, why do you like hearing it? Okay, I love you, I love you a lot. Hey, why are you rolling over? To look at me? Okay.

Hi. What are you grinning for? What? I'm not being sappy.

Okay, I'm totally being sappy but you like it. No, you love it, do you? Good.

There's plenty more when that came from, so get used to it. I love your kisses. Are you feeling me? I love you, sweetheart.

Easy, easy on the head, easy. No, I like it. No, it's good, I like when you squeeze down hard because, I mean, it gets uncomfy sometimes because, you know, bone, but at the same time it's nice knowing that you want me that bad.

Grab a big old handful off me and just squeeze. Oh, don't get me wrong, I like grabbing handfuls of you too. I can show you, like this.

Doesn't that feel good? What, do you like having my hands on you as well? Look at that.

Another thing we have in common, oh my god. Okay, we should probably get up. Yeah, well, I know, I know, I said we should take a nap, but I'm also realizing how terrible of an idea that is.

Well, if we both fall asleep and we stay asleep for, like, too long, we're gonna wake up, it's gonna be the middle of the night, someone could rob us. Yeah, no, I don't fancy falling asleep for, you know, an extended period of time in a park. I don't know about you, maybe that's your thing.

But, if we get up, no, I know, I know, I know, but if we get up, if we manage to get up and get all this packed up and waddle back to my car, we can come back to my place. I can cook dinner. I know we had a big lunch, so I'll make a little dinner.

How's that sound? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, I can make that.

Of course. I mean, it's your favourite, so I've kind of had to learn how to make it. It's good practice for me.

Yeah, well, I mean, if you want to take a shower or something, you can do that while I. .. Okay, okay, okay, okay, hey.

Okay, we can take a shower, but I'll. .. And then you can find something for us to watch and I can get dinner going and then.

.. Yeah. We can continue this back at home.

Or, alternatively, we could have an amazing nap here in the park and wake up with half our shit gone. I don't know what's more exciting for you. Yeah, I guess getting robbed is exciting.

Okay, okay, come on. I'll get up and you give me your hands and I can help you up. See? That wasn't so hard, was it? Okay.

Oh, no, it's alright. I'll get all this packed up. Yeah, don't worry about it.

Can you just pass me the basket? Thank you. Okay, cutie.

Hey. I love you.