Photographing Me Nude

Transcript

Hey, give me a hug, thanks for doing this, hope it wasn't weird of me to ask, it's just I saw your photos online, you've got a really good eye, so you seem like the obvious person to get. Come in anyway. You know, I actually looked up paying a professional, but it was gonna be like over a grand to book the studio and photographer just for a handful of shots, so I'm like, no, I can't do that every month to put online, so, well, sorry for roping you in, but did you bring your nicest dress?

You did? Oh, I'm not telling you why yet, but I wasn't planning on wearing it for the photos, unless you want me to. Honestly, I'm down for anything, I'm all yours, you're Andy Leibovitz, master photographer, and I'm just gonna do whatever you say.

Okay. Well, I thought, should we make this room into the studio? See I got this big, plain backdrop, I was actually just about to hang it.

Do you want to get that in and help me lift it? I'll just go up the ladder and pick it up. Yeah, I'll just pick it here.

Okay, I'll just come down here. Alright, yeah, so, natural light, or like I was thinking, maybe we close the curtains and make it dark and use this lamp here for like, you know, more dramatic sort of shadows. Yeah? Okay, do you want to go ahead and position the lamp wherever you want it? And I'll just get the curtains, yeah.

Okay, so, we got the camera and we got the lights and action, I guess. If I'm gonna be, you know, naked, I'll probably just turn up the heat a little bit, if you don't mind. Okay, thanks.

Alright, so, I guess this is the bit where I get naked. Hang on. Just, thanks so much for doing this.

Don't mind me. I'll just, just imagine I'm wearing like, the Emperor's New Clothes. Okay, here we go.

Okay, so, yeah, let's just get the elephant in the room out of the way first. Or at least the elephant's trunk. So, yeah, it's here.

It sometimes has a mind of its own and obviously it can get bigger if it wants to, but I'll try to keep it as chill as possible. I just want to be sure we're all okay before we begin. So, everyone's met each other.

Is everyone okay? Yeah, cool, okay. Alright, so how do you want me? A little closer? Okay, not too much? Just like, standing straight to begin with? Cool.

Okay. Lift a little? Good now.

Turn my jaw this way? Yeah. Okay.

Hands across myself? Like that? Okay.

You look a little hot. Do you want me to turn the heat down again? No? Okay.

Standing side on? Like this? Yeah, thanks so much for doing this.

And what? Turn around? Like, right around like this? Okay.

Does my ass look alright in these new pants? Your cheeks are glowing. You sure you don't want the temperature down? No? Okay.

Just take that off, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, I wasn't ready. Do it again? Okay, yeah.

Alright, now close-ups? Okay, still facing backward? Okay.

Is that cool? Offside on? Facing you again? Okay.

How's my grooming down there? I could've shaved it off, but I just went for the short trimmed look. Oh god, you're burning up.

Let me turn the heat down. No? Okay.

Honestly, I'm just so grateful you're doing this. How do you want me? I'll be like your kindle.

Just shove me around into any position you want. Like that? Hands behind my head? Like that? On one leg? Okay.

Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you. Especially not down there. But I just, yeah, I'm not very good at balancing.

Alright, on my knees? Right down like that? Okay.

On my hands and knees? Okay. On my hands and knees? Okay.

Chin up? Like that? Yeah.

Legs further apart? Like that? Yeah.

Okay. Turn around? Like, sideways? And right around? See, from behind? Okay.

My ass looks okay. Okay, now which way? You want to shoot from underneath me? Okay.

Yeah, you just get your head right under me. There we go. Yeah, like that? Sorry, I'm getting a little bit hot.

Do you think we should take a break? No? No? You're okay.

It's just, you're really flushed. You want me lying down? On my stomach? Okay.

It's just that my thing's rubbing against the floor. I'm just worried it's going to get really hot. On my back? Okay.

Sorry, I'm just really hot. It's not too bad? Okay, that's good.

Arms and legs up? Like that? Starfish? And what, now just lying normally? Excuse my language, but is my cock alright like that? Move it to the right? Further? Sorry, not that far.

Here, I'll hold it. You can move my wrist. There? No, you just go ahead.

Just move it wherever you want. And from that angle? Yeah, you move it as many times as you want.

Sorry, if it gets too hard, just tell me. Oh, are you hot in here? You're just taking your top off? That's cool.

You want me to put my hand on it again? Like squeeze it? Rub it? I'm just feeling a little shy here.

Can you take your brow off? No? Okay.

So I'll just stroke it. And what, you want me to wiggle it a little? Like lick my finger? Is that okay now? More? Is that enough? No? Oh, you wanna.

.. You serious? Of course.

I told you, you can do anything you want to me. I'm just so. ..

Oh. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

Oh, don't stop. Don't stop. Just a little more.

Please, it feels so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you tease. Oh, yeah, bro. Okay.

Okay. Oh, God, they're nice. Can I touch your boobs? No? You want me to rub my cock against them? Like this? Your nipple? Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Oh, that's good. Oh, you have really nice nipples.

Oh, am I gonna get a copy of this? Oh, no. You're such a tease.

You wanna take off everything now? Okay. You know this is gonna drive me wild, though.

Fuck. Your body. Yeah.

You wanna straddle me? Oh, fuck. Oh, just please slide around on me a little.

Oh, God, that makes me feel so good. Are you gonna let me inside you? No? It's really nice when you're sliding back and forth on me like that.

Are you gonna send me that picture? No? Can I touch your breasts, then? Yeah? Oh, fuck.

I really need to be inside you. Oh, fuck. I really need to be inside you.

Please. It feels good when you almost let me slip it into you. Make it feel nice again.

Don't make me big. Seriously. I'm aching so much.

It hurts now. Okay, that's enough. No more teasing.

Sit down on my cock now. I'm serious. Sit down on that.

Oh. Okay. Right.

Down. There. Fuck.

I wanted this for weeks. You too? God, you're such a tease.

Lean down and kiss me. Did you know this was gonna happen? You did, didn't you? No.

Fuck you. I couldn't tell whether you were into me or not. You played it cool.

And guess what? You're about to see another side of me now. Yeah? The side that tells you I'm gonna make your pussy so wet and stretched that you're gonna be pouring out all over my cock.

Oh, God. Put your finger on your clit. That's good.

Feel me right in my cock. Right. Up there into the back wall of your pussy.

Like this. Oh, fuck. You teased me for so long.

Now I'm gonna lift you off the floor as I fuck my hips up. It feels so good. Look down sexy.

You're wetting me all over my abs. You're dripping everywhere. Now get on your back.

Take me back here. Nice and deep. No touching your clit right now.

I'm gonna pin your arms back for a second. Now listen to me. You're never, ever gonna get away with teasing me like that again because you're mine now.

Here you are. Kiss me again, you tease. Now if I tell you I'm falling in love with you I'm lying.

That happened weeks ago and now that I've said that I'm a little mad at myself. So you know what? I need to make you come all over me.

Yeah, now. Now I'll let your hand go and you touch your clit. Fuck.

Take this big cock and let it stretch you out. It feels good. I'm throbbing for you.

God, you're so wet. Every time I pull my cock out it's dripping all over me. Yeah, you touch that hard little clit.

You're so wet. Yeah, you touch that hard little clit. Squish it.

Tease it. Now flick it nice and fast. Fuck, that looks hot.

Yeah, touch it really hard for me now. I want you to let it all run out of you. Think of all the.