Pay Attention To Your Tour Guide

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And we really couldn't finish the tour without visiting the honeymoon suite now, could we? Take a look at these views. The inn was built so long ago.

They kind of built the city around it. Mm-hmm. You can see pretty much the entire city from the balcony.

Yeah, the owner is a friend of mine. It's not typically part of the tour. They've been trying to tear the place down for eons, but they can never do it because it's been declared a historical landmark.

Mm-hmm. I normally don't add it to the tour, but because you're the only one taking it today, and because you've taken the tour with me three times this week, I thought it might be a nice little extra. Yeah, it's one of those places that you can just feel the history.

You can just feel the magic. If you're a history buff of any kind, it's just got such a draw, doesn't it? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Well, then you were fortunate that you were the only person who chose to take my early tour today. Yeah.

Are you ready to move on with the rest of the tour? No, no, we can stay for a minute. Yeah, I'm not running the afternoon ones, so we have all the time in the world, actually.

So you're on vacation, you said? Yeah. How much longer? A couple more days.

So I'm guessing I can expect to see you in my tour group a couple more times? Oh, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. No, no, I look forward to seeing you.

You ask great questions, and you're respectful and polite. Mm-hmm. Well, I've been doing this a lot longer than I'd like to admit.

Let's just put it that way. I had other plans for my life, but when you start doing something you love, I guess, you just kind of keep doing it. Mm-hmm.

So, a solo vacation, huh? No girlfriend? No wife? No? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, breakups suck. But it's good that you got a way to clear your head and have some time to yourself. Is it helping? Good, good.

Mm-hmm. Time in a city like this can really put the pieces back together for you, if you let it. That's why I came here.

Mm-hmm. I followed a man. Yeah.

It didn't work out the way I wanted it to, but I realized that this is home, so I stayed. Mm-hmm. It's a little different when you don't have people and things waiting for you, I guess.

Do you? Job, that kind of thing? Yeah? If you wanted to, you could, I guess.

Pick up and just drop everything and leave. People do it all the time. In fact, most cities are built on people just picking up and moving, dropping everything and leaving, settling somewhere new.

That's actually how this inn was built. Yeah. The founder left a bad situation.

Abusive parents. Left in the middle of the night, never looked back. Self-made millionaire.

Built the house as a kind of a middle finger to his dad, and then just kept building, and eventually it was so large. Back then, that was just how they did things. He was an odd man.

Yeah. Well, they say that he dabbled in things that he shouldn't have, and that's what helped make his fortune. If you believe that kind of thing.

I don't know what I believe. I do believe that is your arm rubbing against mine, though. Mm-hmm.

No, it's okay. There is something about this room. I mean, it's the honeymoon suite, right? It was the master bedroom in the old days when it was a house, not an inn.

It's kind of romantic. Mm-hmm. You can feel it, can't you? Yeah, me too.

I've been here a million times, and it never ceases to amaze me, just the power of this, the beauty of it. What? You're looking at me funny.

You're looking at me like you've never seen a girl before. You okay? Um, well, it's a little unorthodox, but sure, if you'd like to.

That was nice. Thank you. You are, as well.

A good kisser. Bummed, huh? Why are you bummed? Well, vacations can't last forever.

I didn't actually mean you should pick up and move here. I think it's just the atmosphere. Mm-hmm.

Did you know that the city wants to turn this place into a parking lot? They do. Yeah.

They want to tear down this incredible structure and create a parking lot for the downtown. Yeah. Well, the merchants on the main streets have been crying out for excess parking for a long time, especially during tourist season.

And, well, this place is in a perfect location. So they keep trying to get rid of it. But like I said, it's protected.

Thank goodness. If that ever changes, oh my. Yeah, I feel the same way.

Protective of it. I come here every chance I get. Now it's fine.

We're alone. We're in a bedroom. What happens on vacation, right? It is a very large bed.

They don't make four posters like this anymore. Now it's a beautiful canopy. Yes, you can touch me.

You're lying on top of me. I think it's okay. No, it's fine.

I kind of figured if you kept coming back for tours that something like this would happen. And this is kind of the perfect place, isn't it? It's private.

There's nobody else here. Nobody really knows we're here. And this bed is very comfy.

And now you're looking at my breasts like a starving man looks at food. Touch them. Touch me.

Go ahead. What? It's called arousal.

Desire. That's what you're feeling. Well, you're not supposed to act the way you act normally, silly.

You're on vacation. Touch me. They feel nice, don't they? Mm-hmm.

Um, do you like the nipples? Yeah? Do you want to taste one? Mm-hmm.

Go ahead. Suck my nipple. Oh, good, right? Very good.

Mm. I can feel you against my leg. You rock hard, aren't you? Mm-hmm.

You sound surprised. It does? Takes more than this? Well, like I said, you're on vacation.

Enjoy it. Yes, it feels good. You can suck harder.

We'll play with the other one. Mm. That's right.

Oh, yes. Grind that cock against my leg. Yes.

Mm. Mm. Ah.

Ah. It feels really good. Mm.

How's it feel for you? Yeah? Ah.

Oh, your cock is so hard. I want to touch it. Please.

Yes, I want it to go that far. You're sucking on my nipple. Did you think I was just gonna stop? Let me, let me see it.

Let me touch it. Please. Just lie still.

Ah. Mm. Mm.

Oh, you're breathing so hard right now. Are you excited? Yeah, me too.

Oh, you have a beautiful cock. So beautiful. Mm.

What? It feels like I'm stroking your whole body. Well, you must be pent up.

Has it been a while? Yeah? Oh, God.

Mm. Mm. I'm getting so worked up just touching you.

Mm. Oh, that's right. Push your hips up to me.

Oh, push up into my hand. Oh, God, I love your cock. Mm.

You're squeezing the bed cover. Ah. Mm.

Oh, you're leaking. Oh, I haven't even taken your pants off yet. You're just hanging out the front.

Oh, I better not. Let's get these off of you. Mm.

Oh. Mm. Oh.

I should have asked. Oh, but I didn't think you'd mind if I taste it. Mm.

Mm. Oh. Oh, I can practically feel it.

I can feel how turned on you are. Mm. It's like it's radiating at the end of your cock.

Oh. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

What? I know you just broke up with someone silly. Don't think about that.

I'm going to make you feel better. Mm. I didn't say anything about serious.

All I said is I want to suck your cock. Well, I didn't say it so much as I'm showing you. Just lay there and enjoy.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Ah. What? Your entire body feels like your cock.

Mm. Mm. Good.

Mm. It's so good. Mm.

Mm. Just close your eyes and focus on my mouth. Mm.

How it's pulling you in. How hot it is. Mm.

How wet. Mm. How it's enveloping your cock.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Good, right? Oh, it tastes so good.

Mm. Mm. It feels so good.

My pussy is throbbing just sucking on you. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm? Oh, I'm sure your body's just focused on what I'm doing. Don't worry about it.

You don't need to move. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm? What? You're gonna cum? Oh, good.

You don't want to. Why? I thought the point of a blowjob was to blow your load.

Ha ha. Mm. Mm.

Mm. You feel weird. Why? Mm.

You would think a beautiful woman sucking your cock would make you feel fantastic. Not weird. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Heavy. Your body feels heavy. And you can't lift your arms.

That's okay. You just need this so bad. Mm.

And you do need it, I can tell. I can taste how much you need it. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

No. No, you can't lift your arms. Okay.

Mm. The jig is up. You're right.

I'm holding you to the bed. No. Not with restraints, and I'm certainly not big enough to hold you down.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm-hmm. There is something weird going on here, but I think you're enjoying it. Mm.

See, I'm not a typical tour guide. Mm-mm. I work at the hotel to find men.

Mm-hmm. Mm. And when I find one I think has what I'm looking for, I bring them back here.

Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm.

Mm-mm. Mm. Your cock is getting so big in my mouth.

I might have something to do with that, too. Mm. What am I looking for? Mm.

Pent-up sexual energy. Mm. Basically a guy who needs to cum so bad he'll stick it in anything.

Um. I know you're not desperate, but you did just go through a breakup, right? Mm-hmm.

And it's been a while since you've had relations. Mm-hmm. I will admit, it's a nice change of pace from the really gross, desperate ones.

Mm. Mm. You're lovely, and you're sweet, and you really taste good.

Mm. That's why I'm more playing with you than trying to push you over the edge. Mm.

And I will push you over the edge. Mm-hmm. Because that's what I'm supposed to do.

That's my job. Mm. Mm-hmm.

See, the only reason I'm allowed to leave this place is to be the bait. Mm. Do you not find it strange that a place like this, so old, so huge, is allowed to exist in the middle of a thriving city, regardless of historical status?

Mm. It's the house. It has, let's just call it a mind of its own.

Mm-hmm. I told you, the owner did things that he probably shouldn't. And now, he is the house.

Mm-hmm. And one of the things he loved most when he was alive, as you can probably guess, was sex. Mm-hmm.

That rush. That explosion. Mm.

So now to keep his power strong, to keep the house intact, he needs orgasms. He needs to feed. Mm.

And it's my job to bring them to him. Mm. No, there's not somebody here.

It's the house, silly. It's this great big building. Mm.

Mm. You know that energy you felt when you walked in? Mm-hmm.

It's all around you. Mm. That's what you're feeding, as you get closer and closer to exploding in my mouth, which you're going to do.

Oh, because this is my cock now. Mm. Mm.

Mm. And if you're really honest with yourself, you don't want me to stop. Because it'll be very uncomfortable for you if I stop.

Mm. Mm-hmm. Who am I? Well, I used to be a servant here, and I died in a very unpleasant way.

It was an accident. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Mm. I was helping with some experimentation with some magic that went wrong. Mm-hmm.

And to repay me, to make it up to me, he brought me back.