Outed By Your E-Reader

Transcript

Hey there. Are you alive? Okay, but are you conscious? Hello? Did you forget we were hanging out today? Oh, hell no, I am not coming back later.

I'm hangry, and you promised me waffles. Get your ass out of bed, babe. Now, before I flip the mattress over with you on it.

Well, yeah, but I'm your dick. Five fucking minutes. Oh good, you're up.

So, you have zero eggs. Nope, none, because to make waffles you need eggs. Yeah, but even if you use a mix, you at least need milk.

And if there's any milk lurking in that salmonella shitshow you call a fridge, I don't want to find it. Nope, no almond milk either. You have five fucking types of popcorn and four varieties of diet soda, but not a single thing that could be used to make an edible breakfast.

Nope, I've already placed a grocery delivery. Should be here by the time you're done getting ready. I got some staples too, because you apparently subsist on grapes, popcorn, and string cheese.

Nah, no need, just remember my birthday is next month. You definitely don't have to cook me anything. But, daddy does like scotch and blowjobs.

Who the fuck doesn't have a spatula? How do you even. ..

And all of her spoons are slotted. All of them. Cool, just.

.. There she is. Sorry, sorry, not a morning person, I know.

Breakfast is almost done. Uh, babe? Your nightie's on backwards.

Nope, you just. .. Jesus, you literally just did a full 360 with it.

Hold on, here, let me. .. There you go.

Now who's dressed like a big girl? In her She-Ra nightgown? Wow, where the fuck did you find a.

.. Hey, I wasn't giving you shit, you look adorable. No really, you do.

Did you already brush your teeth and shower and all that? I mean, are you sure though? Okay, you dork, breakfast is almost ready.

Come, have a seat. Yeah, I'm no dummy, I made a full pot. I value both our friendship and my life.

Here you go. Careful, it's hot. Girl, you need to slow the fuck down.

You're gonna burn the shit out of your mouth. Here, have some water. Hey, are you still taking your vitamins? What do you mean, supposed to? Well, have you taken them today? Get on it then.

Here, bottoms up. Babe, take the fucking pills before I pinch your nose closed and stuff them in your mouth. Oh, you don't think so? Ask my cat.

There you go. Thank you. Now, finish your water.

Yeah, I've met you, so I figured a lid and a straw might be the safest bet. Yep, not my first rodeo, baby girl. Okay, waffle for you.

You want maple syrup or strawberry syrup? Nope, you get one or the other. Because you're not a fucking hummingbird, that's why.

How about this? I sliced up some fresh strawberries. You can have some of those and the maple syrup.

I'll even mush them up for you so your brain thinks it's syrup. Deal? That's my girl.

Alright, and there you go. Handcrafted, artisan strawberry puree. Just for you.

Eat up, baby. Hmm? Whatever do you mean? Oh, see, you picked up on that, did you? And here I thought I was being subtle.

Well, I guess you are fed, pilled, and caffeinated now. So, yeah, let's have a little chat. Okay, so, for starters, I really liked the Kindle you gave me.

Oh, trust me, it has everything to do with this. Sweetheart, you do know that just because you deregister a device, it doesn't automatically erase all the content, right? The books, the highlights, the notes.

No, no, stay there. No running away from me. Trust me, I'm not making fun of you.

The exact opposite, actually. Just sit your ass back down next to me and let me finish. Please don't be embarrassed.

I'm glad I saw it. So glad. Yeah, seriously.

I just need to ask you something, and I need you to be 100% honest with me, okay? Look at me. It's me, okay? We are good.

We'll always be good. Will you answer my question honestly, please? Okay, so, I'm sure you figured out I saw the types of books you read.

I'm guessing based on sheer volume that you're more than okay with DDLG and DS. Am I reading that right? No pun intended? Okay, good.

But in those books, I noticed you always highlighted really specific things. Bits about best friends becoming more, men stepping up and taking control, male characters who happen to have glasses, and very familiar sounding features. And there were a few little notes here and there that seemed to imply that you maybe had a friend in your life that looks kind of like me, that you perhaps had more than friendly feelings for.

So, I don't know if this is like an awkward silence or maybe a contemplative one, but it's kind of freaking me the fuck out, so if you could just. .. Yeah? Seriously? Thank fuck.

No, no, stay put. I'm not done yet. I just frankly needed to know which big epic speech to pivot to, so.

.. Hold on to your tits, baby girl. So, I am a daddy dom, baby.

I have been since I first learned what sex was and saw my first grown-ass woman in a schoolgirl skirt porno. I'm a caretaker at heart and a kinky motherfucker, and that's the kind of relationship I've been looking for over the past few years. What? Oh, really? So you just tell all your friends and dates that you like to be spanked and dressed in 80s cartoon nightgowns and walked on top of a pile of stuff?

That's what I fucking thought. Although I'm sure some of the fuckboy manchildren you work with would love to have that information in their spank bank. Ow! Oh, you are just racking up the demerits, young lady.

As I was saying before I was so rudely accosted, I'm a daddy, and I've been wanting you in my bed and under my care for a really fucking long time. But that's not exactly an easy, risk-free convo to have when you definitely don't want to fuck up an amazing friendship, you know? But thanks to that nerve-racking chat, and your total adorable lack of attention to detail when giving away electronics, I think we're on the same page.

Assuming this is all adding up the same for you. I want you to be my little girl. I want to be your daddy.

So much. Will you let me? Oh, thank fuck! Come here, baby.

Sit on daddy's lap. Yep, right here. Right now.

Nope. Don't want to hear any too-heavy bullshit. What I want is that ass in this lap.

Right fucking now. I've been waiting too fucking long for this, and I suck at being patient. There she is.

Yeah, honey? Does it feel so good to be in daddy's lap? I know.

I love having you here. How can you tell? I'm digging hard against your soft little bottom.

Hey, before we get too caught up, just to check, you still have that IUD? Okay. I haven't been with anyone since we did that group trip to the testing center last fall, so.

.. Yeah? Okay.

Fuck. This is so surreal. I know.

This is just. .. Fuck.

Kiss me. Give daddy your mouth. Mmm.

Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Okay, okay. As happy as I am that you're so into this, and I'm very fucking happy, before Daddy can break in his new little girl, there are a few consequences that need to be addressed. Yeah? Uh-huh.

Did you forget about covering Daddy's mouth? And the smacking of Daddy? Nope.

Doesn't matter, baby. Princesses who girl-handle their daddies get spanked, sweetheart. That's rule number one.

I mean, as long as that's okay. We can always try out other punishments if you. ..

Mm-hmm. Baby, hold up. Hold still before you eat shit and take me with you.

Here. Mm-hmm. Dangle this way so you can grab the table if you need to.

That's it. Now, I'm gonna pull down these skimpy little things you generously call panties, and I'm finally gonna see this bare ass I've been dreaming about. Fuck! Oh, honey, these are fucking drenched! Such a naughty little thing, aren't you? All wet and needy for your first bare-ass spanking from Daddy.

I think Daddy is gonna keep these little wet panties as a souvenir. And tonight, when I'm fantasizing about holding you by your pigtails and fucking your sweet little mouth, I'm gonna rub them all over my cock and cover them in my cum. Oh, shit.

You really like that thought, don't you, baby? Well, unfortunately for your horny little ass, you owe me ten smacks. And you're gonna count to each one out loud for me, okay? I need words, baby girl.

Say, I understand, Daddy. Mm, good girl. Ready? Oh, and let's just make man-child your safe word for now, okay? Ready, baby? Daddy's gonna start now.

Mm, good girl. Ah. Mm-hmm.

Mm, fuck, baby, those needy little noises you're making. Can you feel my hard cock grinding into your tummy? Yeah, sweetheart.

You're doing so well. You're making Daddy so happy and so fucking hard. Those fucking sweet little helpless whimpers.

Holy fuck. Mm, you're all done, baby. You did so good for Daddy, so good for me.

Get on my lap, baby. Straddle me. Fuck.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Stop, stop. Hold up one second.

Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Just one second, baby.

I need to. .. Yeah, baby? Oh, I know you need to come, and Daddy is gonna take such good care of you, but I need to hear you say it one more time, that you're mine, that I'm your Daddy, and you're my baby girl.

And even if this is a little scary, we'll work through it together, because to be frank, sweetheart, you kind of suck at adulting, but that's okay, because Daddy's here now, and I want that job more than anything. Oh, trust me, there are plenty of other types of jobs you can do for me. No, baby, as much as I want to see you on your knees peering up at me with those pretty eyes, that's gonna have to wait.

Baby girl needs a good, hard dicking, and Daddy needs to watch your face as your tight pussy clenches all over his cock. Oh, not mad at that idea, sweetheart? I'm shocked.

Let's get that nightie off you, then. No disrespect to She-Ra. Damn, baby.

Slide your hands under those sweet little tits for Daddy. Good girl. Now flick those hard, pretty nipples with your thumbs.

Speaking of hard, it looks like Daddy's jeans are getting a little too tight for some reason. I think I might need some help here.