She needs to stay over. Her place has no heating. She sleep nexts to you and slowly reveals she's wearing sexy lingerie. Hm, why would that be exactly?
Season's greetings, good sir. Could you possibly spare shelter for this poor unfortunate on a cold and frosty eve? Good, cause I have nowhere else in mind.
And I packed a bag and it's the middle of the night, and I like your place best. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Blessings on this house and all who pay for its upkeep.
And please exercise influence over my apartment and the shitty heating supplier who has failed me yet again. I don't know what they're substantially shitty. Holy forking shirt balls.
It's colder than witches titties out there. I'm acclimatizing. My feet have circulation.
Oh, thank you for having sense and an electric blanket. Praise God mercy be. I will come in.
Thank you. I've been with you through thick and thin, nasty breakups and existential dread. I am owed access to the bedroom.
Thank you very much. These sheets don't feel wet. Oh, where have you been all my evening? Mom is sleeping well tonight.
And they're not even semen ridden. thoughtful. Thank you for exercising restraint.
Much appreciated. Well, come on. Get in.
We can be wholesome and semen free together. Come on. You can be the backup heater.
What? What's wrong? You're not sleeping on the couch.
Because it's tiny and shaped like a boomerang. Yes. Come on.
I'm not gonna jump you. I can barely feel my toes. Nevermind anything else.
Come on. You're safe. Horse honor.
Thank you. No, I really don't want to do this. But I really do feel I must.
I know. I know. It's awful.
It's evil. My toes are from my Everest. But you must be brave and bear the burden.
Why? Because I'm an icicle. I'm not supposed to be.
No, I'm supposed to be a roasty toasty princess and marshmallow thing. Oh, squidgy and soft and supplied with electricity. Like mama in town.
Thank you. You'll be rewarded with breakfast in the morning. Mm hmm.
A big old fry up sunny side eggs and wakey wakey crispy bakey. Anything for the supplier of the heat. I bow to thy ability to find a reliable energy supplier.
Thank you for letting me stay. I did not feel like freezing my titties off all night. No, sir.
Not again. Exactly. Why freeze when you can defrost in the comfort of your besties arms.
Don't be a grouch. Hug me. I like your arms.
They're toasty. Just how I like. What? I'm not allowed to like your arms? Good, because I do.
No, the rest of you is good, but your arms. They're my safe space. Plus, they feel good.
Mm hmm. Like big old meat bags. You know what I mean? They're comfy and strong.
And they give the best hugs ever. This hugs pretty good, but I think we can do better. And by better, of course, I mean tighter.
Tighter. Tighter. Tighter than anal girl sphincter.
There you go. Oh, oh my god. I think you just popped something in the best way.
Chiropractic hug. Okay, now I'm too hot. Release momentarily.
Let's take some of this flairage off. I'll be looking like the Michelin man. One, two, three, and we're free.
What? You've never seen a nightie before? It is a nightie.
It's sheer. So what? Oh, are you scared of titties? Come on, you'll live.
Think of how you'll be hailed the man who laid next to a pair of titties and did not, in fact, burst into flames. I know you'll be a conquering hero. Oh, you brave little soul.
I cannot believe you just scoffed at my titties. Oh, so just the material covering the titties down. What? You don't like lace? Or silk? Or cute little pink ribbons? Well, you're missing out.
They are comfy. And speaking of, arms, please. What? Absolutely not.
Well, you're gonna have to get over your aversion to pretty nighties because I need warmth. Because I'm a sensitive little princess and I need my temperature just right. You know this about me.
Don't fight it. There we go. Roasty, toasty, cozy.
Mm-hmm. I know, please. Please squish me into thy chest.
Thank you. Friend to friend, be honest. Silky titties feel nice, right? Am I wrong? There you go.
It's okay. You're only human. It's okay to say titties feel good.
Well, they do. Just like arms and hands. Mm-hmm.
Well, allow me to answer your question with another question. Would in fact be so terrible if I was coming on to you? Yeah, but what if I'm not kidding? Okay, well, what if I assure you I'm not kidding? What if I said there was no way in hell I'd ever get in bed with any of my other friends, and I'd certainly never wear sexy nighties with them?
What would that be like? Would it be unwanted? In a good way? Good.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You know how you're green-conscious and the planet's dying? I think we should rely on natural resources for heat tonight. Well, I was thinking.
.. Friction's always a good call. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. When life gives you a power-out, wear a silky nightie and jump in friends' balls.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.