Oops, I Walked In On You! - Preview

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Thank God I am finally done with w-w-work, um, oh my, that's, this is my room. What are you doing, were you touching yourself in my chair? Well you better think of something to say, this is a bit of a pickle we're in.

All right, all right, all right, let's just relax and take a few deep breaths, you and me. I'm serious. Here, breathe with me, oh, good, good, see, isn't that better? Now this is quite a surprise, I, um, I didn't know you'd be home today, really? That's funny, playing hooky didn't turn out quite like you imagined, huh? Well, I know you're nervous, but that's really your fault, isn't it? Well you're the one who crept in here while I was away to get, um, comfortable in my Alfred Christensen, is this the first time?

Oh, that's a pretty forceful blush, you can tell me, I won't tell anybody. The third, third time in my room, hmm, interesting. You know, this kind of thing doesn't just happen suddenly, it usually starts with like, like an idea, you know, yeah, like a fantasy about something you saw, something you heard, maybe something you smelled.

You know, I do notice your other hand trying so hard to stay out of sight, you know what I think? Look at me, I think you might be hiding something under that blanket, hmm? Yeah, I think you have something in your hand and you've been using it every time you entertain yourself.

Oh, come on now, denial, you know better than that, come on, tell me, your phone, watching something scandalous, or maybe you're more of a romantic, something soft and sweet, let me guess, lots of kissing, little bit of plot, hmm, or maybe it's a toy, is that it? A cute, quiet little vibrator, hmm? Maybe you've been using it on yourself for months without me noticing, running it up and down slow, purposeful circles until you shake with the effort to keep quiet.

So, which is it? Really, none of the above? Well, isn't that interesting, then tell me what you have down there.

You owe me that much since I'm being so nice about this tremendous invasion of privacy. You wouldn't want anyone to have to find out what a sneaky little pervert you are, would you? Well, I know I sent that sweetheart, but now you're keeping secrets from me and that's not very nice, now is it?

No, it's not, and after all this, I'm sure you want to be nice to me, yeah, yeah, so show me, huh, show me what you got there, that's right, just pull that little blanket aside and show me.