Your energy vampire girlfriend accidentally takes too much of your energy. She apologies with cuddles and care.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Thanks, honey Haaah All recharged So What do we think about sushi? Honey? Sweetie? Hello? You know I'm gonna sleep over you Oh no no no no no no no no no no no Honey? Sweetie? Wake up Honey bun? Not again Honey, look at me Come on, come on Wake up now I'm very serious I don't like it when you go all floppy and dead Honey?
Hey Funny story You know how I have a tendency to take a little too much? Yeah I'm sorry I never mean to, it's just Your energy's so yummy Not that that makes it okay, it's just Explanation Anyway, um Let's get you and your very floppy spine Back up here Come on Three, two, one There you go Mm-mm-mm-mm I don't think you'll be going anywhere for a while Eh, standing is not recommended right now Yeah, remember what happened the last time you said you were fine? Mm Roly-poly down the stairs I don't think so I'm sorry No, I should've thought, I should've Exercised control, but apparently Not my greatest strength Honey Look how pale you are I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Well, there's only one thing to do A whole night of resting Mm-hmm Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm Mm-mm No Energy vampire orders Because right now you have the rigidity of melted butter Mm I think that's reason enough Mm Mm I'm sorry But I've zapped you too much This calls for a blanket And another And one more Mm-hmm Because you need to be snug as a bug in a rock Mm-hmm For healing purposes Mm-hmm Mm Mm-hmm Climb on top of you Mm-hmm I don't think that has any healing properties Mm-hmm Mm In fact, given your current circumstances, I'm sure it's the opposite Mm Mm Mm Well I am fully charged, so I guess there's no more for me to take Mm Mm Wish I could give it back to you this way Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Riddle me this If you don't have the energy to stand up How exactly are you gonna have sex with me?
Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Oh, that's very generous of you You'll let me lead, how kind Mm-hmm You Trouble seeker Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm-hmm I'll stay Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm You really have no business having such nice energy, you know Mm-mm Mm Warm and yellow and Sunshine-like Mm-hmm I'm a very greedy moth to the flame Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Mm I don't mind being a moth They can be pretty too Mm-hmm In their own way Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm I should probably feed you at some point Mm-hmm Nobody ever got better on an empty stomach Mm-mm How about Oatmeal Toast I'm thinking of things that are easy on the stomach Mm Do you want zapped energy and a rumbly tummy? Mm Mm Mm I think sushi's a little ambitious right now Mm-hmm We have plenty of time to have sushi Mm-hmm Many other nights I Preferably won't worry how it almost drained the life out of you Mm Mm I think that's enough adventure for one day Mm You hungry now? Okay Mm Let's see, here's the thing In order for me to go make you food You have to actually let me go Mm Frustrating, I know But you need to eat Stubborn so-and-so Mm Mm Mm Maybe I should stop using you for energy Well, you know I can always find someone else, it's not like What?
Oh You really don't want me to? Okay No, if it bothers you, I won't I just don't like making you go all floppy Well, I never actually drained people before Other people's energy was just kinda Meh I guess the job done, but You know Where's yours? Barrymore-ish You sure? Okay Mm Maybe we should set a timer You know each time I take energy from you It'll be like, five minutes is up That's your lot I'm serious Mm-hmm Everything in moderation Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm-hmm I'm here Mm-mm You're not getting rid of me Mm Well, I'm a stage four clinger Mm-hmm Mm, I'll cling alright Mm-hmm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Of course you can You can tell me anything What?
Oh I mumble while I'm charging? I did not know that Mm Oh, no Mm What do I say? Mm Oh, no Oh, that is very embarrassing Oh, dear Mm Mm It's true, though Mm You are my favorite Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm.