One hour OhCleo Subscriber Exclusive - A walk through the basics of squirting and ramblefap💘x

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So hello, wonderful subscribers, are you? I first of all want to apologize for the time it's taken to make this audio, after I put out the questionnaire asking what you wanted, I had a problem. Initially, I had other audios lined up like collabs that I was doing for Reddit, for G.W.A.

specifically, and so I left it for a week, I made myself not calm, I wouldn't play with myself, wouldn't touch myself, I had my usual HFOs, hands free orgasms that just got me hornier and hornier along the week, but I thought I would give it a big build up because this was going to be a special first order audio for you guys. When that week was up and I came in to record, I was so looking forward to it, I started to record, I went through the walkthrough, and I couldn't squirt, and I was like, what's going on, that's never happened before, and I was fucking myself stupid, I was trying to make myself squirt, and nothing was happening, and it wasn't until about the fifth orgasm, because I still orgasm from the G-spot, there was like a tiny bit of a squirt, but by then I'd fucked myself so much, that I'd swollen to the point that I couldn't do it anymore, as you may have heard in other ramblefaps that I've made previously, and I've explained all that, so I didn't know what was going on, I thought there was something wrong with me, which was obviously really worrying, so I left it a couple of days to make sure the swelling had gone down and everything was okay, came in to try again, nothing, I couldn't squirt, at this point, as you can imagine, I really was starting to think there was something wrong, and I was getting really worried, when I tried the third time, and there was still nothing, I was trying to fathom out what it was, I was thinking, have I just overstressed myself, am I thinking about it too much, because obviously I wanted it to be special for you all, and maybe I'd just put too much pressure on myself, I didn't know what was going on, and then one thing struck me, when it just wasn't happening, no matter how many times or days apart I tried, it just wasn't happening, and the only other thing that I could think of, was maybe it was my toy, because as I've said in other audios, the only toy that I can make myself squirt with, and I've tried a few, is the, it's called a lovely wand, which you can get on Amazon, so I ordered a new one, I had to wait for that obviously, and it arrived, but it was a fake one, which really kind of made me laugh, because we're talking about, you know, a toy that's essentially a fake dick, that was now fake itself, like the usual, oh my gosh, what's it called, oh my god, what's it called, a trademark, they normally have the lovely wand trademark stamp on theirs, so I knew there was something wrong straight away, so of course I had to go through all that hassle, to get the proper one again, when it came, I tried it, first time I squirted, yes, so that was the problem, and I'm actually really glad it happened, now in hindsight, despite all the stress and everything else that went with it, and all the worry, it's actually a really good thing that it happened when it did, because given that this is an instructional audio, with the demonstration, it was quite good actually, to show how easy it can be to not be able to squirt, and how easy it can be to make yourself squirt, when you know what suits you, all of us are different, we're all made differently, you know, our vaginas are basically as different as fingerprints are, we are all completely unique, so what will work for me, won't necessarily work for someone else, and I don't have obviously the magic knowledge to what's going to make different, you know, make squirting work for different people, it is literally going to be trial and error, for each individual person to find something that works for them, so even though this is instructional, it's obviously going to be based on my own experience, I can't give any other advice than from my own experience, what works for me, how I do it, etc, you know, that's really important to be made clear from the beginning, this is my experience only, so my experience obviously includes having a toy that I'd worn out basically, like this lovely wand, if you imagine like a smaller version of a Magi wand, if you've ever seen one of those, you'll know they've got like a body, then there's like this thinned out neck part, and then there's like a head part to it, and the neck is quite flexible to obviously make it more comfortable for you, I'd worn mine out, which is not really surprising given the amount I use it, and in all the record-breaking squirting mambo facts I've done previously, I'd basically worn it out, and the neck had become too flexible, and so no matter what I was doing, it just wasn't working anymore, because I just wasn't getting the pressure I needed to be able to do it anymore until I got the new one, so at least now I know what the problem is, and it's not me, I'm fine, thank God! Right, so that's the basics of what's been going on, and huge apologies for the delay, and thank you so much for your patience with this, you know, it must have been as frustrating for you waiting for it as it was for me to be able to make it, hopefully I'll be able to make it today, so from the very beginning, what my routine would be for squirting, first of all I naturally drink lots of water, I love water, it's one of my favourite drinks, I will drink a good litre and a half a day, I also drink a lot of fruit juice, I drink in particular orange juice and apple juice, A, because I like them, they're healthy, you obviously get the extra vitamins and everything, they can also make your cum taste nicer, like your squirt, it can make it taste really nice, so, and the same works for guys with their own cum, diet plays a big part in what it tastes like, so if you're very salty tasting, if you're a guy and you're very salty tasting, or a girl and you're very salty tasting, cut out the salt, you know, or cut out as much as you can, and have plenty of fruit juice, you know, pineapple juice is a favourite for it, any kind of juice really, I mostly stick with orange juice and apple juice because they're also very good for voice acting work, it can help give you a much clearer voice, so I've always got some to hand to have a swig if I start feeling dry, and I might do that now actually, let's see if we can see the difference for that too, oh look, a bit of ASMR, shaking my apple juice bottle, there we go, right, so, that's good, right yeah, so drink plenty of water, plenty of fruit juice, avoid tea and coffee, you know, just as much as you can, it's not a big difference maker, but I would say if you're having trouble squirting, to try and cut things like that out, and just stick to natural water and fruit juice and stuff, the next thing that I would do before I'm about to play, you know, to make with the intention of squirting, which to me is the nicest kind of orgasm of the lot, and I'll walk, I'll go through the different kinds in a second, before you play, go to the toilet, empty your bladder, bladder, empty your bladder, empty your bowel, empty as much as you can from both, because the pressure, if you actually get to squirt, can be so strong, almost like a contraction, that you could end up making yourself pee, if you've got a full bladder, or worse comes to the worst, you can even make yourself shit, if you, if you've got shit there to come out, so try to go to the loo first, you'll just feel, apart from anything else, you'll just feel much better, much more comfortable, knowing that you're going to avoid that happening, you know, because the one thing with squirting, is you really need to be as relaxed as possible, and I'll, and I'll walk you through that, and when you really need to be as well, in a bit.

What's next, what's next? Right, toilet, empty yourself, have some water and fruit juice or whatever with you, because you, the chances are you will get very thirsty, towels are essential, you could even go as far as to put some rubber sheeting down, if you're lucky enough to have some, if you haven't, you can open out a bin bag, you know, just a regular plastic bin bag, open that out, put that on your bed first, with the towels on top, you know, if you're worried about, you know, doing, doing any damage to your bed, or needing to do any washing, they are essential, I will usually use two or three towels, layered on top of each other, but also, like they're folded, and you know, they're each folded about four or five times, for thickness, and I will use three of those, two will always be directly underneath me, one may be folded one less time, so it's a bit larger, and just goes out a bit further, like if I'm laying on the bed, it will go out a bit further towards my ankles, my feet, because depending on how hard I squirt, sometimes I can go that far, so that's the basic prep for getting yourself ready to squirt, one of the, alright, so let me go through first, and explain the different types of orgasms that I can have, just so that we get a basic understanding of the difference with everything, HFOs, hand free orgasms, I can have the drop of a hat, I'm pretty sensitive to energy, frequencies, sounds, voices, tones, words, you know, different kinds of words, different noises, all kinds of things can kick one off, completely unexpected, I have zero control over those whatsoever, they just happen, they happen, they can happen during the day, they can happen while I'm asleep, they can happen, you know, during the night, I used to wonder if the vivid dreams I was having, like sex dreams, was because I was in the middle of a HFO in my sleep, or if it was the dream that was making the HFO happen, was it the HFO that was making the dream happen, so they're just things that happen that I have zero control over, they normally happen around the G spot, the same area inside, and I'll go into more detail with that in a minute, but yeah, they basically start with the G spot, they can, some can be bigger than others, stronger than others, when they're really strong, it can kind of ripple out to affect the clit as well, not as strongly as if I was playing with it and stimulating it, but the whole thing can roll out to make me come via the clit as well, but that's rarer, it's usually G spot based, almost all my orgasms are G spot based. The difference with squirting, as has been kind of proven to me, I knew already but it's, I mean, there was my proof just recently, I need pressure to be able to squirt, I can still come and feel an orgasm if I don't get enough pressure, as I already explained was happening, but I need the right kind of pressure on the G spot to actually make myself squirt at the same time, and this is also another reason why you need to empty your bladder, is because the positioning of the G spot is, if you put your fingers inside, it's on the front wall, like, you know, your belly button side, and it can be anywhere from around, on average I would say it can be anywhere between two and three inches inside, inside a woman.

I can't actually reach mine with my own fingers, which is why I need a toy, other women can reach theirs, but because it's on the front wall, obviously where the bladder is, you're going to be putting pressure on that wall, which has the bladder behind it, so yeah, as you can imagine, if you've got a full bladder and you're putting that kind of pressure in that area, you can accidentally make yourself pee, there are a lot of people who confuse squirting with peeing, now it's absolutely fine, you know, there is zero wrong with coming and peeing at the same time, I mean that kind of has its own really nice feeling, if you're coming, that's nice, if you're peeing on top, that's a really nice feeling of release at the same time, but it's not squirting, it's completely separate, pee will come out your pee hole, I'm gonna speak really basic language here, so that everyone understands it, pee comes out your pee hole, cum comes out of your vagina, the same place that you fuck, the same place that you would have a baby from, it comes from there, where a lot of people get confused, and I'm sure a lot of women get so close to squirting without realising it, it's because.