Omg You Should Be Embarrassed
Wow, why would you show me something like that? You should be ashamed of yourself. Let's be honest I've seen bigger and you don't measure up but you know that. Do you like me making fun of you? Hahah why I'm I not surprised.
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Oh my fucking god. That is the tiniest cock I have ever seen. How fucking pathetic.
Oh my god. It's so tempting for me to cry with laughter, but honestly, I feel bad for laughing. No I don't.
It's just so damn funny that we are even calling it a cock. It looks like a cocktail sausage. You know, the ones that people eat in one bite on picnics? I mean, imagine me trying to suck that.
That's all you can do, is imagine, because that would never fucking happen. I would eat it in a quarter of a bite. There is no way you can jerk that sorry piece of shit between your legs.
Never mind please a woman with it. Let all the women go running away as soon as they see that little thing. I literally have the tiniest little finger ever, and even that is bigger than your cock.
That is just so sad. Aw, does it make you sad? That you have the world's tiniest cock.
Speaking of the world's smallest, I have an idea. You should enter the Guinness Book of World Records for the world's smallest cock. Have you ever considered that? You do realize no woman will want that anywhere near them, simply because it's pointless.
I mean, what's in it for a woman? I bet you get cheated on with huge cocks all the time. Have you ever had a woman cum before? Don't lie.
Not with that little thing. Women like big cocks that are capable of making them cum. Not pin dicks that can't even get inside of a hole comfortably.
I mean, could it even get inside? It's so tiny and useless. Have you ever tried to make it bigger? Have you ever considered surgery to make it bigger? Maybe if you got a dick enlargement, then it wouldn't be so pathetic.
Even if you got surgery to make it bigger, I bet it would still be limp. Just a big, limp dick. Because it's a sad fucking dick.
Limp dick, limp dick, limp dick. I'm truly horrified. It looks like a shriveled up prune.
It's so funny. Are you sure that's real? And this is not some practical joke? Come on, it has to be edited.
I did not know dicks could be this small. I bet all you do is get walked all over in all your relationships. Because that useless and pathetic dick of yours, it wouldn't surprise me.
No woman deserves to put up with a little shrimp dick like that. You have nothing to offer. Do me a favor.
Do you have a mirror? If not, go get one. You need to take a look in the mirror at that tiny little clitoris of yours.
Go on, don't be shy. You may as well be a woman, because you literally have a clit. Now say this mantra.
I am not a real man, and I have a clit. I am a pussy who doesn't know how to please a woman. Even if my cock was bigger, it would still be limp.
I am not capable of pleasing a woman. There you go. Now make sure you say these words every day, you little pen-dicked loser.
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