🥺🧴Oil Up Muscle Mama🧴🥺 (F4A) (Gym Girlfriend) (Baby, I’m So Sore) (Big Buff Baby Energy) (Wholesome to H*rny) (Massage Turns Sexy)

Transcript

I'm home! Hello? Please be home.

Hey, baby. How goes? Good.

Yeah? Good. No, I'm okay.

I just. .. being a gym girl is hard.

I might be toned on the outside, but on the inside I'm just a squishy little marshmallow. I overdid it. Oh.

.. I know. But I could see it, I could smell it, I could feel my new form coming forth, and then I was like, oh no.

I hurt something. Mainly me. Because I am an ADHD whole back.

With thick thighs and sore shoulders. And she has nobody to blame but herself. Fool.

I know. I'm a hypocrite. I always bang on about, have a rest day, make sure you have a rest day, and then I was like, hmm.

But not me. And now look at me. A tensed up, stupid little stoop.

Okay, I'm not little, but I'm stoop. I'm a stupid big tall stoop. And my shoulders hurt, and my back is stiff, and I feel like a crib keeper.

Meh. Yes please. I am a baby.

I'm the biggest little baby you ever saw. You know the rules, a beast in the gym and a baby at home. Pamper me, I'm pathetic.

Permission to assume the fetus position? Thank you. Baby.

I'm such a hypocritical baby. Practice what you preach, sister. No, I know best.

I can do best. I'm not like my clients, you. Heckin' rubber duckin' muckin' nuggins.

Nuggin. Just what I am. I only make rules so I can break them.

Like a fascist. I'm essentially a Nazi dictator. There's no such thing as hyperbole here.

I have broken the rules, gone against all my principles of teaching, and now I am the class clown. And all my clients will have to know, and then I'll have no clients, and then I will be a sad girl. Of course they have to know, I have to tell them.

Cause I have to say, hey, remember that advice I gave you? There's a reason I gave you that. Because when you don't stick to that, you end up like this.

A stupid big gym rat baby. It'll be a good teaching moment. If they don't all immediately cancel.

One has to be honest and humble. I'm a humble Nazi dictator. I'm stupid.

I'm stupid, Cupid. That'll be a good teaching moment for me, too. I can be like, hey, you know personal trainers? They're stupid, too.

Sometimes even stupider than novices. So don't give up. And remember, whether you're a pro or an amateur, you can always be stupid.

And you can always think you're better than the rules, and you don't have to follow a set regime. And you'll be proven wrong by the forces of gravity. Cause I'm a foolish little fluff monster.

I know. I know. I know I was supposed to have a rest day, but then I was like, uh.

I let my avarice get in the way. Help me, I'm suffering the consequences of my own actions. No, it's not you, it's me.

And the pumping, and the Stairmaster, and the weights, and I can do this, and you stupid son of a gun. Now your body's locked, you're in pain, and you have no one to blame but yourself. I know, I'm the worst person to blame.

And I didn't even shower at the gym, so now I'm stinky, and I'm laying on you, and I'm sorry. I'm a little funky. Not like an anime convention funky, but not far away.

I hate my brain. And my body. You love both? You cuckoo cajone.

What terrible, appalling taste you have, I give you pity. It's your fault. Because I was listening to Britney Spears, I was feeling myself and I was like, pump it up, you've got to pump it up, pump it up, pump it up.

And then I was like, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. And I lack discipline and moderation. Because the ADHD brain is an unrelenting monster that does not let you sleep.

It says, go, go, go, and then when it stops it says, no, no, no, you're not doing anything ever again, ever, and you're like, okay. I hate it when my disability disables me. That's the worst.

Thank you for your empathy. Mm-hmm. Oh, but I just laid down.

Now you want me to go up and get a shower? You slave driver. Oh, you do it for me, you shower.

Just take my body, throw it in the shower and douse me in holy water. Damn you and your correctness and your logic and your, okay. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

You have to incentivize me, you know this. Offer me something. You have to incentivize me, you know this.

Offer me something I can't refuse, please. I don't want pizza. I mean, I do, I always want pizza, but I shouldn't have pizza every day because it's not that good for you.

Oh, I hurt my soul. Stupid little gym bunny. Gym bunny sad.

I should have chosen a carrot, but I chose the stick like the masochist I am. What carrot do you speak of? A Swedish carrot.

What's a Swedish carrot when it's at home? A back massage. And a shoulder massage.

And everything that I love ever. Everything that I love ever. Really? Oh, I love you so much.

Really, really, really, really, really? No, no, no, no, no, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want. Oh, I want to throw up, you're so cute.

Thank you. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I have been sufficiently incentivized, thank you. I'm crawling from the fetus position, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

To the shower and beyond. If I don't come back in ten minutes, I've fallen asleep in the shower, come save me. Love you.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Stay awake, stay conscious. I got it.

I got it. I have returned, I have scrubbed, I have exfoliated, I have moisturized. I feel it.

You sure I really don't mind? You see, this is why you're such a cutie. Cutie opportunity.

Please, thank you. Sure enough, lying down. Surrendering my shoulders to your care, thank you.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'll breathe through it.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Thank you. You don't have to say that just to make me feel better.

I know I'm stupid and I know I should have stopped, but I didn't and I have no one to blame but myself and my own greed. The greed to gain muscle, the greed to be more toned. The greed to be a better version of me.

Mm-hmm. Well, as long as you like it. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Please.

All the way down the back. Ah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Big flirt. You telling me how toned I am. You already got me naked.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm.

I think you found the knot. Mm. You got it.

Mm. Mm. Mm.