💖 Oh Me Aunty! 💖 (F4M) (Older Woman) (Your Mom's Friend) (Getting Caught by Your Mom) (Getting Frisky After She Leaves) (Sensual)

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That's it. I'm going to call her. Yep.

I'm doing it. I'm just going to pick up the phone and be a big girl. I can do this.

I can do it. I can just say, hey, um, I'm trying to loan your son. Oh, God.

Um, I have been seeing your son. I am in a relationship with your son. Fuck.

Okay. Um, I have feelings for the person that came out of you. What the? I met someone and someone we both know and care about and respect and want the best for.

And you're going to love this part. You know how we always said we wanted to be sisters. Well, you could be my mother-in-law.

Okay. How am I going to do this? You scumbag.

You scummy, scummy, scummy, scummy, scummy, scummy, scummy scumbag. Yeah, I deserve this. Okay.

Um, I know Mr. Mailman, or whoever you are, go away. I don't want a sign from my.

.. You are not a mailman. Hey.

No, come in, come in. I'm just. ..

.. .resigning myself to my fate, so come on. You're gonna want to see this.

Stop saying that. I'm allowed to revel in this. ..

.. .this hentai of a plot. I.

.. Ugh. I don't want her to hate me, and how can I ask her not to hate me when this is.

.. .. .happening?

No offense, but you are young, and naive, and really. .. ..

.ridiculously calm. Why are you so calm? Please, tell me your secrets, or I'll go gray.

I can't. I can't calm down. I have to tell her, and I haven't told her, and why haven't I told her? What are you doing? Well, then you're gonna have to hug me forever, cuz I'm not calming down.

Okay, actually, that's a little better. Damn you. I was reveling in my, what have I done? No, not what we've done, what I've done.

Because I'm. .. ..

.the creepy older woman, and you're. .. ..

.the young, naive boy who's in over his head. Well, that's how everyone else will see it. Yeah.

Wouldn't you just prefer to go out with a nice young girl? It's not too late, you know. I suppose we have come this far.

You really think she won't hate me? What about you? Sure you won't hate me? I I Know I should have just called you I Unfortunately, this is exactly what it looks like I Know I should have told you I I should have asked permission.

I should have done anything, but this and I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but I just I What's happening Sweeney You okay I Can't tell if you're laughing or crying Sweeney What What What's happening Are you hugging me Okay, um, I'm scared you've gone into shock seeing something traumatic so I'm just gonna replay what happened I Was making out with your son when you came in here and you have every right to hate me Okay, so just react normal and we can process this What is with the hugging Sweeney I just said I was making out with your boy. Why aren't you? You already knew So, um You you already knew and you're not screaming or crying or Hating like a normal person Hi, I Don't what I is she behaving like this I Wait, why are you smiling?

Okay, well somebody please just tell me what the fuck is going on cuz I'm like really freaking out here Tea yeah, I think I have some Wow What? So let me just get this straight You've known from the beginning Because you told her before you told me I think I need something stronger than tea What? Okay, I'm gonna ask you this as a friend What the fuck? How are you okay with this? And how did you know before I knew? What? He asked your permission Okay So The entire time We've been talking And we've been Doing This You've known And been totally Behind it I'm sorry, am I on crack?

What? Oh god, I need wine This family What do I mean? I mean you with your toy boy And then you with your old lady And then the dad with the Barbie doll? What is going on? Yes Yes, I am freaking out because I've convinced myself that I've been A shitty friend to you because I have I lied I snuck around I Encouraged your Boy Then why The fuck Didn't you tell me?

And why the fuck didn't you tell me? Seriously? What? All of this was to help me what? Come to terms with it? You could've just told me, you know? Fair I could've just told you I was scared Of everything Losing you Hurting you Hurting him Everything Most of all because I can't even just shush this away, you know, like Oh, I just lost my mind and was going crazy I I like him A lot More than anyone I You know Ever been out with or Whatever you want to call it, I Of course I do I like you And I never thought I'd be saying that in front of your mom, but Here we are I like you Not as a kid As you are Not as a kid As you are As As a guy How can you be okay with this?

There's being a good friend and there's What is with you and the hugging? I Don't you want, like, grandkids or something? Don't you want him to have Normal choices, options Be with somebody who can do all those things? You You want him to be happy? I don't know why Why I And it looks like I'm this girl I can't believe you assholes knew and didn't tell me And we're back with the hugging I Love you too And I especially love how you're not gonna call the cops on me No, it's still fucking weird I You sure?

You don't have to leave so soon, you know We can Stay We Don't mind Please, don't make those jokes about your son It's creepy Well, if you insist on leaving, I'll Walk you out Yeah, I'll be two minutes Okay? So, um How was Sliverboy? What? What? I'm just asking And maybe trying to shift the spotlight away from me, so Tell me Make me feel less dummy What do you mean?

Good You better be ridiculously happy Especially after this Be honest Was this like some kind of test or Uh That's not true I'm good at accepting romance and Fine, I suck But you both could have spared me a lot of worry I know, I know, I I When it's serious, there's no hiding, right? It's just all the ugly, painful, embarrassing emotions, just Right there in your face Are we really okay? You can say if we're not You have a warped sense of what is the best But I love you for it So? You've met my dirty little secret, I expect to meet yours Promise?