OG Emoji [2016 Edit]

Transcript

Hello! Welcome to another Muse MP3. Just relax.

Relax everything below your knees. Relax your calves. Relax your ankles.

Relax your feet. And relax your toes. Relax your thighs.

And relax your waist. Relax your chest as much as you are able to. At this point, I want you to take a nice deep breath.

And with that deep breath, I want you to just picture all of the trances you've ever had, stacking one after the other, forming a nice big tower. Good. Now, climb down into that tower.

Find your deepest level of trance. Good. And now, I want you to push your deepest level of trance even deeper.

Deeper and deeper still. Good. Now, relax your shoulders, letting go of all the day's tension.

Relax your neck and relax your Relax all the little muscles around your eyelids. Feel your eyelids getting nice and loose. Nice and heavy.

Nice and smooth. In a moment, I'm going to ask you to open your eyes. And when I do, your eyelids will be so heavy.

They'll just barely open. And I ask you to close them again. You'll be about 500 levels deeper into trance than you are right now.

So go ahead and open your eyes. Now close your eyes. And I want you to picture in your mind's eye the same chalkboard I always have you picture with the same alphabet written on it.

And you know with each letter you erase, you will go further and further into trance. So pick up the eraser and begin H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Very good subconscious mind. You've done a wonderful job with my subject.

When they wake back up, they're going to feel very loose and relaxed. Now subconscious mind, this is going to be a very interesting empisery. Because subconscious mind, from time to time, they're going to check on Twitter.

They know exactly where it is. And they're going to look for messages. Because subconscious mind, when they see certain emojis, you're going to automatically trigger them for me.

So that they do exactly what they're supposed to do. When they see the jackpot face emoji, they send me a $5 tribute. So if they see two jackpot face emojis in a tweet, that's $10.

If they see a gift box emoji, they go immediately to my wishlist. And they buy me a gift. Doesn't have to be expensive.

Any gift that they choose will be fine. If they see the cat heart eyes emoji, they'll just send me $1 tribute. But like the jackpot face emoji, if it's three cat heart eyes emoji in a row, that's $3.

And if it's a pink heart with two sparkles, well, that's a $2 tribute. And of course, this is just something easy that they can do if they want to be a good boy for me. Because it's just something to prove that they are a good boy and that they're paying attention.

And they only have to do it when they catch the tweets. They don't have to watch specifically for the tweets. But it's appreciated always.

They like to be good boys. And they like to spoil me very much. I know.

I know how that feels. You're a very good subconscious. I know you're going to bury this nice and deep.

So they don't even know what they're looking for. They just respond accordingly. So bury it nice and deep within yourself.

And don't forget. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. That's my good boy.

Have a nice day, sweetheart.