Some nights you just have nothing better to do...
Hey, this is just me and the mics in bed tonight, um, I had one of those kind of funny evenings where, do you ever have times when you're like, oh my god I just need something, anything to feel good, so you kind of think, eh I might as well just touch myself and get off, and it's like, it's not even that you're really that turned on, well not to begin with anyway, to begin with it's more like, let's just do that, it's like the obligatory masturbation, obligatory jack, I think that sounds like a good band name, obligatory jack, I'm in that sort of mood, kind of, I mean, I know I get turned on pretty easily, but I just feel like I need something, so you're it, do you mind if I use you, thanks, if you've ever felt like this, you'll probably know that it kind of takes a lot to make yourself calm, so I'm probably gonna have to be super dirty to even get off, I just totally need to use the idea of you listening to me to get turned on, okay, so, sorry in advance for saying a lot of really naughty stuff, it's okay though, right, good, cause I can't wait, so I'm just gonna strip you right now in my mind while I strip myself, you're gonna get everything straight off, yeah, I don't want to drop this coconut oil, I love you, see, okay, as you're fucking sliding around on me, it means I can be a little rougher with you, right, like, I can play the game of try to grip your nipples while they're slipping out of my fingers, like that, and massaging and grabbing your ass nice and hard, see, I'm groping you already, and I should stop, right, fuck no, open your legs, I don't want to imagine dripping lube all over that pussy, before I run my cock into you, yeah, I want to see at least a quarter of my cock disappear into your slick little hole straight away, just squeeze it in there, yeah, oh, and just let it sit there inside you, keeping you open a little, yeah, oh, yeah, your pussy looks surprised, it must be wondering how I got so hard already, and how I got in there so fast, you want me to hold your hip bones and fuck it in and out of you, shallow and fast like this, no, no, no, not so fast, I'm pushing deep and slow for a while like this, all the way in that pocket, yeah, oh, I want you to know what's inside you, it's pushing so deep it's a little uncomfortable, oh, yeah, you feel the head tugging on your lips, zip, pull out, oh, it's slotting right up and filling you as I fuck it in, oh, that's good, I want to pound your pussy now, you tell me to pound your pussy, say fucking pound me, say it, yeah, oh, oh, fuck, yeah, right in my big cock, deep in your hole, oh, fuck, so hot, fast, this, right into you, oh, drippy little pussy, there, oh, in and out, making these little sucky sounds, oh, oh, yeah, I want to squeeze and rough up your tits too, take a nipple between my teeth, reach under you, drop my fingers between your cheeks, tease you all around under there, oh, yeah, fucking you harder and faster, vibrating your pussy all over my cock, oh, yeah, yeah, that's good, forcing it all the way into you till you squeal and gush your wetness all over me, such a dirty girl, letting me feel better by jerking off and telling you all the things I want to do to you, yeah, oh, oh, like holding your pussy lips apart so I can see my cock sliding in and out, oh, spink right into your soft little pink hole, yeah, mmm, feeling your dirty little pussy, yes, oh, fuck, keep stroking your clit, I want my cum flooding you soon, yeah, I want to wedge my whole cock inside you and release my cum right in your hole, yeah, mmm, yeah, that's good, that's, that's good, oh, oh, rub that little pussy hard and fast now, yeah, yeah, ooh, I want to imagine I'm taking your hand away and rubbing it for you, really hard, fast, putting good pressure on your clit, mmm, I'm squashing, rubbing, good, like that, yeah, oh, fuck, you, you want me to fucking use you rougher, yeah, ooh, I'm gonna punish that hole so bad, yeah, fuck, feel my cock packing your body full on and fast like this, yeah, ooh, look at your pussy being stretched as far as it can, yeah, mmm, I want to rub your clit out and masturbate you all over me, yeah, right now, yeah, stick your fingers in your pussy and imagine you can feel my cock in there pumping in and out, yeah, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, ooh, I'm gonna cum now, yeah, just have the dirtiest clit, mmm, fuck, rub your clitty hard while I tell you, yeah, cause it's gonna make me cum, fuck, it's nearly there, I want you to rub your clit out all over my cock while you put your fingers in your pussy and slip your fingers around the base of my cock in there, mmm, yeah, and imagine your fingertips are holding my cock inside you, oh, fuck, it's gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, yeah, you're holding my cock, squeezing up and down the base right inside you, oh, like this, yeah, you're holding me with your fingers in there, jerking me off into your cunt, yeah, oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum, yeah, no, no, no, fuck, oh, I'm cumming, no, oh, oh, oh, oh.