Hey, I haven't seen you in such a long time, how's school going? That's great, remind me, um, what uni do you go to again? No, I always just get mixed up between yours and Abby's.
Ah, I see, you know what, I knew it, but you know, just, my head's just not in the right place at the moment. You can go chill on the sofa if you'd like, I'll go get us some drinks. You still like that apple lemonade, right? Okay, cool.
Nah, I only have a little bit left over, but I saved it for you. Yeah, yeah, I did it because I love you, whatever. Nah, I really need to get comfier couch cushions, so fill me in, what's life been like for you since I moved away?
Stop it, there's no way she did that, what a slut, I can't believe she would cheat on you, and with Bethany from high school, ugh, such a downgrade. How long had that been going on for, and wait, why didn't you tell me sooner? Six months? I'm gonna kill that bitch.
Yeah, right, I see why you didn't tell me now. So, what's the plan from here? Have you found a new place at all? Because you're more than welcome to crash out here until we sort this out.
Bitch, you better be joking, I am 100% serious. You're one of my best friends, we've been stuck together since we were seven, of course I would help you in a heartbeat. No, seriously, I have a spare room which isn't currently being used, well I was going to convert it into a gaming room at some point, but I could always move that into the front room or the hallway for the time being.
No, no, no, no, don't feel bad, it's a little price to pay for your happiness. I know you would do the same for me if you could. Now, no more depressing convos about being homeless and ex-girlfriends.
Tell me, what do you want for dinner? We could order a takeaway, but we're both pretty skim. Ooh, I'm pretty sure I have some frozen dumplings and noodles.
Nice, okay. You go boil some water, I'll go get some veggies. Looks like I'll need to be a bit more careful money-wise on the next food shop, no more chocolate pretzels for me.
Right, let's see. Peppers, pak choy, does corn go in ramen? Well, it does now.
You alright there, bub? Look, as adorable as this back hug is, I'm currently being squashed between you and the fridge. You're a lot taller than me and I have no escape.
Here, one sec, let me just put these veggies down at least. There you go, aww, did you want a hug? You've always been such a big baby since we were young.
Always asking me to play with your hair and stuff. No wonder you turned out gay. Hey, you don't look so offended.
I can say that now too, you know. What do you mean you're confused? Did you not see my Instagram story a few weeks ago? I.
.. I came out as bi. I can't even hold girls anymore, they're just so pretty.
I think you might have been my gay awakening. No, seriously, I didn't think I found girls attractive until we were at the beach a few years back, but I was in a serious state of denial for a long time. What about my parents? Oh, you know, they don't really understand this sort of stuff, they're just simple-minded.
They just asked if they will still somehow get grandchildren at the end of the day. What's with that smug look on your face? Excited that you might have a chance? Well, if you did, you would need to be top, but I would still call the shots, you know? What the fuck do you mean bratty-bottom energy, wouldn't you like to know? Oh, you would? Well, if you wanted to, I don't see much of a problem, but we can talk after food, yeah? Okay, cool.
For fuck's sake, you didn't even turn it on, why are you. .. You didn't even turn it on, why are you.
.. You didn't turn it on, on purpose. You wanted this to happen, you cheeky fuck.
This isn't going to get you out of helping me cook later though. Yeah, I'm not kidding, you still gotta help me out. So, how long have you had a crush on me? No, no, no, let's sit down, let's talk about this.
Three years? So like, we're talking beach day? No, yeah, the beach day.
Wow, I can't believe this. Have we just had this thing between us this whole entire time, and we just didn't admit anything? No, actually, I think it's kind of cute.
Kind of cute. Well, if you want to see where this goes, I'm willing to too. And if that now makes you my girlfriend, I wouldn't be a great girlfriend myself if I left my partner homeless, would I?
Um. Um. Question, do you still have that bikini from all those years ago? You do? Oh, okay.
Cool, cool. Just needed to know for research purposes. Um.
Come on, take your top off. Can I take my knife as well? Oh, I've always been so jealous of your boobs.
I know, they're just so perfect compared to mine. Mine are just so, eh, you know what I mean? You don't know.
Well, why don't you prove to me what my tits are worth then? I've never really had stuff done to them before. Does it always feel this good? It does? I'll be damned.
Okay, um. Oh, don't you think you should do your best to please me since I'm, uh, letting you live here now? Well, you're the one who called me a bratty bottom, so I might as well feed into it.
Oh, I don't think I'm ready to go all the way, but you can touch me down there and stuff. Yeah, that's okay. You know what us gays are like, we go pretty fast, so.
Yeah, you can rub your fingers against my wet clit if you want. Yeah, like, I'm fine with that. Just anything else I'm not too.
.. God, anything else I'm not too sure about? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, fuck you.
And you're gonna have to teach me about all this cow and goat stuff, but from the feel of things, girls just seem to do it better. What was that?