【NSFW Audio RP】 Doctor in Training X Male! Patient! Listener

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Hmm? Oh, coming! Oh, it's you! Oh, thank goodness, I thought that you were never going to show up.

Please, please come in. Look, I know it's a bit strange that I asked you to help me with this, but I really, really, really want to do good on my exams, so I'm trying my best to get a little bit more professional practice in. Yes, I know this isn't exactly professional practice, but it's practice, and practice is good.

So, um, again, thank you so much for helping me with this. Alright, um. ..

Hmm? The uniform? Oh, well, I got it because I wanted to take this a little bit more seriously.

I want to make sure that this feels as realistic as possible for both of us. That way, everything goes well. Alright, you are now my patient.

Please take a seat right here, and I'll get started with some questions. Let's see, where did I put that clipboard? Uh, here it is.

Alright, let's start off with your name. Okay. Date of birth.

Any medical conditions, or any changes in health that I should be aware of. Oh, don't worry about being honest with me about this. You can just make something up.

Okay. Alright. And is that recent or ongoing? Alright.

Okay. So, is there any recent pain or discomfort that you've been feeling lately? Anything at all? Okay.

And lastly, do you smoke or take any form of narcotics whatsoever? Also, do you drink? Okay.

Okay, perfect! Alright, let's continue on to the next segment. The next segment involves.

.. Well, you're probably going to feel a little bit weird about it, but I promise this is all standard procedure. So I'm going to need you to take off your clothes for me.

All the way down to the underwear. It's okay, it's all just practice anyway. Besides, once I become an actual doctor, there's a good chance I'll end up treating you at some point.

So, might as well get the embarrassing parts out of the way now, right? Right. Alright, you go right ahead.

Let me wash my hands really quick. Alright. Okay.

Perfect! Thank you so much. Alright, let's take your blood pressure really quick.

Let's strap this bad boy on. Okay. Alright, let's make sure your feet are planted firmly on the ground.

Yes. Okay. So just keep breathing normally for me, okay? That way I can get the best reading possible.

Okay. Perfect! Your blood pressure is actually way better than I expected.

Okay, next part is the stethoscope. Alright, I want you to know that this is going to feel a little bit cold on your bare skin. But I promise, the feeling will go away quickly.

I just want to make sure that everything on the inside is looking good. Alright. Breathe in for me.

Okay. And breathe out. Alright.

Do that for me again. Breathe in. Good.

And out. Just one or two more times, okay? Breathe in.

And out. Breathe in. And out.

Alright. I want you to hold your breath for me, okay? Okay.

Breathe in. Okay, that sounds good. That sounds good, too.

Sounds pretty good. Alright. You can go ahead and breathe now.

Alright. Before I move on to the next device, I want you to cough a couple times for me, okay? I just want to make sure that your lungs are sounding okay.

Alright. Go right ahead whenever you're ready. Okay.

Okay. And. ..

perfect. You're actually a lot healthier than I was expecting. Yes, I know I already said that, but I'm just surprised.

With all the medical knowledge that I know right now, it's amazing to actually, you know, get to put it to work. And see how healthy people are. It's impressive, really.

Alright. Let me use this device right here and check your eyes. You know, you have really pretty eyes.

I know, that sounds weird to say, but I just wanted to tell you. I feel like giving compliments is considered weird nowadays. I miss the days where you could compliment somebody freely and not have it have to mean something, you know?

Alright. Your eyes are looking pretty healthy. Let's check your ears.

Okay, this one's looking good. I can see the eardrum clearly. The perfect shade of coloring.

So I don't have to worry too much about your hearing being all wonky. And the other one. You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to make sure that your ears are good and healthy if you cleaned them more often.

I'm just saying, your ears are pretty dirty. But despite that, you're fine. Alright.

Let's check your nose now. Make sure everything is looking good up there. Alright.

Let's check it. Alright. Let's check it.

You should consider cleaning your nose out a little bit more, too. Looks like you don't blow your nose as often as you should. Yes, I know it's not exactly something that you need to do, but it does help, you know? I know I spurred this on you last minute so you had no time to really prepare yourself and clean yourself up all nice, but I'm just saying in general.

Alright. Perfect. Now let's get this- Um, hang on.

Let me, uh- I got it stuck. Hang on. Give me a second.

And- There we are. Give me a second. And- There we are.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make your eyes water like that.

Um, tissues, tissues. Uh, here, here. Hehe.

On the bright side, you had an excuse to blow your nose. I know, I know. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for it. It's just, I'm more used to working with practice dummies instead of real patients, so I kind of miscalculated how deep the device needs to go into the nose cavity. But with this practice, I'm sure I'll be ready for the real thing.

Okay, next step. I'm gonna put this tongue dispenser down on your tongue, and I want you to say ah for me, okay? I want to check the back of your throat and making sure everything is nice and healthy there, okay? Good.

Alright, say ah for me. Ah. You actually have to say ah when you open your mouth, you know.

Because it helps. I don't know how to explain it. It just helps, okay? So just do it for me, okay? Please? Thank you.

Alrighty, so that looks good. And the tonsils don't look too bad either. The uvulas, the nice shade color.

The back of the throat looks good. The tongue's good. You've got a couple cavities, but I'm not exactly a dentist, so I can't do anything about that.

Alright. I'll help you there. Alright, could you stand up for me? I want to inspect your body, like your arms and your legs.

Just to make sure that everything's looking good. Are there any bumps and bruises that I need to worry about? Okay, good.

Okay. Doesn't look like anything's wrong. No strange bumps or bruises.

Nothing like lipomas or anything I need to worry about. No cysts, no scars. You're actually very, very healthy.

I'm quite impressed. A little disappointed that I can't practice on you for any real injuries or anything like that, but at the same time, I'm quite happy for you. I'm glad that you're healthy.

Okay, last step. Or kind of the last step. Um, I need to see your penis.

I said I need to see your pe- Well, don't ask me again if you already knew what I said. Yes, I'm serious. Look, I know it's uncomfortable, but trust me, I'm a doctor in training and this is all standard procedure.

I'm not going to get all weird about it, trust me. I'm a doctor in training. This is all meant for me to practice with.

If I got all weird with you about your penis, then that would be completely unprofessional and then that would be a sign that I was not ready for this career path. But trust me, I can handle it. I've seen much, much worse in class.

So I'm sure that whatever it is you've got packing in there will not shock me one bit. Thank you. Alright, let's get a good look at it.

Good, good god, it's huge. I was expecting it to be big, but not this big. I mean, based on the bulge I saw in his underwear, I thought that he was just.

.. I don't know. I just wasn't expecting him to be this big.

And, wow, it really has been a long time since I've seen a penis up close. I thought that I could handle it, but. ..

Man, it's making me think back to. .. Back to when I was intimate with somebody.

The last time I saw a cock like this was. .. was my ex's.

Alright, stop thinking about that. Alright, stop thinking about that. That was then, and this is now, and what you're doing now is a doctor-patient practice procedure.

You can't get all weird about that. You already told them that you wouldn't get weird about it. So just.

.. just take a deep breath and get right to work, okay? Okay.

Okay, let's start with a hernia exam. I'm going to hold your co. ..

I mean, penis in my hand, and you're going to turn your head and cough three times so I can check for any infections in your scrotum, okay? Good. Alright, go ahead.

Cough once. Alright, twice. Three times.

One more for good measure. Perfect. Alright, I'm going to inspect your testicles next.

Make sure that there's no strange lumps or any lesions on there that I should worry about. Alrighty, let's see. Okay, that looks good.

Nothing wrong here. This one looks good, too. Nothing I should worry about.

Just an overabundance of pubes, but nothing that I need to worry about. Huh? Are you okay? I didn't hurt you or anything, did I? Okay, that's good.

Okay, next I'm going to inspect your penis. Pull back your foreskin and make sure that you don't have any strange discharge or anything like that, okay? Okay.

Alright. Doesn't look like you have anything going on here. Doesn't smell strange, either.

That's good. Doesn't smell strange, either. That's good.

Huh? Oh! Um.

.. It's alright. Nothing to be ashamed of.

A lot of male patients go through this sort of thing. I said it's okay. You don't have to worry about it.

Well, unless. .. What? Is it the uniform that's turning you on, or is it the fact that I'm playing around with you that's turning you on?

You don't have to answer to that. I'm just teasing. Alright.

No more unprofessionalism. It's time to stop fooling around and get right back into work. Alright.

The next step is I'm going to check your rectum. Is that okay? Alright.

Please turn around and bend over for me. You can use the couch for leverage if you need to. Alright.

Thank you. Let's get a new pair of rubber gloves on. Alright.

I've got a little bit of Vaseline here so it'll go in nice and smooth, okay? Alright. Alright.

Alright. Alright. Alright.

Relax for me. And don't clench, alright? Clenching is a bad idea.

I'm going in. Um, I was conducting a prostate exam? Um, that's what a prostate exam is.

I'm meant to put my finger in your ass, and, I mean, your rectum, and check around to make sure you don't have prostate cancer. That's what a prostate exam is? I guess I did go a bit too fast.

Um, sorry about that. Um, it's all part of the practice, after all. It's meant to help me perfect my craft.

Um, I should have gone a bit slower. I'm so, so, so sorry. Is it okay if we try again? Alright.

I'm so, so sorry. Is it okay if we try again? Really? Oh, thank you so, so much.

I promise I'll do better this time. I'll go a lot slower, okay? Okay.

Relax for me. And I'm going back in, nice and slow. Okay.

Keep relaxing for me, and don't clench down on my fingers, okay? Just relax. Let all bad thoughts go, and just relax for me, okay? Okay.

That's good. Feels alright. How's it feeling? No pain? Good, good.

Any particular reason why you're moaning so much? You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Wouldn't you like it more if I went in a bit deeper? There we are.

Your prostate feels nice, so that's good.