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Kitty Minx A S M R Please enjoy Hello? Hello? Honey? Baby? Are you there? It's me, Serena.
You wanted me to call you? Well, here I am. Finally done with my shoot.
And believe me, I've been looking forward to calling you all day. Ah! There you are! You're fumbling to take me off speakerphone? That's good.
Well, yeah. Even if you're alone, I feel awkward if I'm on speakerphone. You seem weird to me.
Are you alone, by chance? Ah, you are? Then why was your phone on speaker? Oh.
It was hooked up to a speaker so you could listen to music. Oh, okay. That makes more sense.
I thought you meant like a regular speakerphone. Okay. So, when you first showed me, I was coming through your Bluetooth speaker all loud? Oh, geez.
I imagine if our whole phone call was like that. Guess what day it is, honey? No.
Valentine's Day was a while ago. No, it's not my birthday yet. And I know it's not yours either.
No! Oh, you're so silly. It's our 6 month anniversary! Since we first started, you know, declaring ourselves official.
And it's been 9 months since we first started talking to each other. Well, talking to each other off that certain platform. Yeah, if you add in the time you're messaging me on there, oh golly, it'd be over a year now, wouldn't it?
Over a year and a lot of money from you. Which I'm still so very grateful for, believe me. And yeah, it really did help.
Cause unlike some other girls on that site who lie about what they need money for and go off and spend their cash on like Gucci and Louis Vuitton and whatnot. I honestly did need to take care of my dog. And my rent.
And of course my ever growing grocery list. Plus DoorDash and UberEats add up too when you do that quite a few times a week. So yeah, you helped a ton by being one of my top contributors.
But of course, after talking to you so much, I realized we had a genuine connection. So that's why I broke a major rule and managed to suddenly inform you of how you could get ahold of me off platform. And lucky me, you were smart enough to figure it out.
And yeah, we've been talking ever since. And I really am so happy to be your girlfriend. I really am.
Even though you live so far away, it sucks. You're like the opposite side of the country for me. Couldn't even drive to you without it taking quite a while.
It bites. I mean, I know there's like the bus, but that could take a while too. But then again, planes are really expensive.
As soon as you say there's only like one major airport near you, and that's still a few hours away. And of course, from where I live, out here in California, going to where you are is just crazy far away and it's so expensive. Because my airport's expensive to get back to because everybody wants to come to where I am.
Yeah, I did move out to LA to make it big. Only instead of make it big, I got big. Which isn't exactly a bad thing.
As you know, if I didn't look the way I do now, I wouldn't have found my niche on that specialty platform. Even if I didn't look the way I do now, I wouldn't have found my niche on that specialty platform. The one you met me on.
Yeah, I've been doing really, really well on there. I have like, let's see, I didn't check my numbers today. I checked a few days ago, and I had at least 5,000 people paying the monthly subscription fee.
And that doesn't include all the people who pay for the bonus content and messaging privileges. So yeah, I'm doing quite well now. Of course, I've been on that site since it pretty much launched, like, several years ago.
Back during that whole, you know, when the whole world went whoop-de-doo. And everybody was stuck inside for a long time. Yeah, that's what kind of pushed me to get into the business.
All the acting jobs kind of dried up because studios were afraid to have too many people on set at once. And well, when you're my size, even though I was a bit smaller back then, still, I got typecast. And there just weren't too many roles other than, you know, comedic sidekick or whatever.
Or someone who looks like me. But yeah, I found my niche. And I noticed the bigger I got, the more popular I got.
Plus, the bigger I got, the more room on my skin I got for tattoos. Hmm, what's my next one gonna be? Hell, your name, of course, sweetie.
I've already planned exactly where I'm gonna put it, but it's a secret, so I'm not gonna tell you yet. You'll just have to wait for a picture when I finally do get it. You're too scared to get a tattoo? I don't blame ya.
You mainly do need, well, thick skin to be able to tolerate it. Some people compare it to, like, light beast things. Other people compare it to, like, rubber band snaps.
I compare it to, like, constant friction burn, if that makes sense. You know when you get, like, a really bad rug burn? Imagine that happening really, really fast over and over and over again.
Yeah, it's like that to me. But I'm a tough gal. I can handle it.
After all, I do have, like, over a dozen tattoos now. And I plan on getting many, many more. Oh, you wanna know what I ate today? Let's see, in the morning I started with my coffee.
Which, of course, was a Trente latte. With extra cream, extra sugar, extra vanilla and hazelnut syrup. And all the whipped cream and caramel and chocolate drizzle they could put on it without charging me too much.
And along with that, I had a couple of donuts. And a croissant sandwich. And a couple of hard boiled eggs.
And what else? Oh, yeah, I had that muffin. The chocolate chip muffin.
And some fruit. Like a fruit salad kind of thing. Just to kind of even everything out.
And let's see, for lunch, I had two foot long Subway sandwiches. One was meatball marinara. The other was, like, you know, a bunch of different meats like turkey and ham and whatnot.
And cheese and all the veggies and everything. Yeah, on that cheesy bread they have now. Ugh, because who wants boring white and wheat bread? Because who wants boring white and wheat bread? Ugh.
And along with that, I had an extra large soda. And a pack of a dozen cookies for dessert, though admittedly I do have a few left over I save for later. And then I had a late afternoon snack.
I had a half a bag of Doritos. And some blueberry mini muffins. And a couple of bananas.
And I think I had one other thing for snack. What was it? Oh, yeah, a cheese danish.
Yeah, my mom left a whole bunch of them in my kitchen. She made them herself. I think I had like three left and she made like 20 and she was just here four days ago.
And dinner? I had some really, really good soul food. Yeah.
I had, you know, a full rack of ribs. And grits. And hush puppies.
And white okra. Ah, so good. Reminds me of my mama's house back in New Orleans.
Down in Louisiana. Ah, I do miss home sometimes. But my mom comes to visit me pretty often now that she's retired.
And I was able to cash in on her benefits and get her pension. And I told you, later in life, she worked a really, really, really good job. So, it's nice that I get to see her as much as I do.
But yeah, that's what I ate today. Oh yeah, dessert after dinner. I ate, well, a whole pint of strawberry ice cream.
With whipped cream on top of it and chocolate syrup. Because I just couldn't help myself. But yeah, I am one full gal.
I am one full gal. I am one full gal. Hmm.
Not sure how well you heard that over the phone but I know you like it when I slap and jiggle my tummy on video for you. Were you able to hear a little bit of that? Yeah you were! My phone is that good of a mic? Hot damn! What would you think? Oh ho ho, you want some more? Well, let's see if I can without making myself lazy from all the jiggle jackle.
Let's see. How was that? I kinda jiggle jackled a little too much.
I made my whole bed shake. Well, how much do I weigh now? Oh yeah, I haven't told you my weight lately.
Well, I did weigh myself this morning. Well, I probably weigh more now. And I was about 382.
About that yeah. So I'm probably at least 385 after all I ate today. Oh, you might hate me for this.
I did go for a three mile walk around trip. But it was to the store. Yeah, this little boutique opened up.
Like down the road from my high rise. And they actually have lingerie in my size. Here, let me send you a picture.
Cause I'm wearing some right now. Just to make things extra spicy for you. It's a shame you can't do video calls on the phone.
Only on your computer. It sucks we have different phone types. That are not compatible.
Cause you and I sure are compatible. Here, send me the picture right now. Check your messages.
Messaging. Sent. Took a few.
So. What do you think honey? Does it look good on me? I did just buy it today.
And it's like. I think they said it was like a 4XL. And they said their sizes are a little bit off compared to other manufacturers.
So maybe in another company it's even bigger who knows. But look how tight it is on me. It's not all baggy and loose like other things that are made for plus size ladies.
It's all form fitting. Covers every curve just nicely doesn't it. Yeah.
These stockings are a bit of a bust. Literally. Ugh.
Yeah. Within like 3 minutes of me putting them on. I moved it a little bit.
My thighs jiggled. And they got runs in them. Though the lady at the store did warn me that might happen.
The companies that make these things. Have yet to make the perfect plus size pantyhose and stockings and thigh highs and what not. Sometimes they use fabric that's still a little too thin for us bigger gals.
So. It was a risk. Ah.
You like the. Shredded stocking look? So.
Shredded stocking look? Seeing my uh. Leg meat.
Poke out through the holes and rips. Yeah? Hmm.
Aww. It really turns me on how much you enjoy how big I am. It really does.
It really does. Cause unlike other people you like more than just. My tits and my ass.
You love every bit of me. Especially my. Big floppy squishy tummy.
And thick thighs. Ahh. But so many people.
Join my page. And all they compliment me on are my tits and my ass. And they even said I'd be perfect if I would.
Lose the belly. And shrink my thighs a little bit and my arms. And well.
No. I don't want to be their definition of perfect. I think I'm perfect just the way I am.
Don't you agree honey? Yeah you do. You think I'm amazing and wonderful and just perfect for you? Of course I love being perfect for you.
You are my dream guy after all. Oh don't be so bashful. The few pictures you sent me of yourself when you were brave enough to take a selfie.
I really like them. I have them saved in a special folder on my phone. So whenever I miss you I can look at them and think of you.
Yes I did even keep a couple of those pictures. I know so many ladies don't like them. Think they're crass and gross but.
The idea of you getting that way for me. So big and thick and hard. And you say you got that way just looking at a couple of my new pictures on my twitter feed.