❤️ No Going Back from a Lumberjack ❤️ (F4M) (Lumberjack Girlfriend) (Kisses) (Showering Together)

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Good morning, you look comfy, you look very comfy, did you sleep okay? Good, now I got a question for you, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Sorry let me rephrase that, how much wood do you think I've chucked? Well for you my darling, a whole heck of a lot.

Ah don't be silly, we needed more. Plus after last night I figured you could use a lion. I wasn't too rough with you, was I? I'll remember that.

Now, fire. Well you like fire, and I like you having the things you like, so kinda works out for both of us. Yeah well, sure, shut up and let me make a fuss, cause you're here and you're comfy and fresh.

Yeah well maybe I like making a fuss of you, well it's almost like it makes me happy or something, weird. You're weird. So, another question, what are we gonna do today? Well, I was thinking there's always nothing, nothing, and um, lots of nothing.

Yeah but you don't understand, my nothing involves staying very close to you and consuming sugar. It's a rigorous routine but you know, I'll help you keep up. You don't need my help? You sure about that? Well, many a man has thought he could, but I've yet to be proved wrong.

Are you challenging me? Good, that's the kind of challenge I'm always up for. Uh, we have butter, flour, sugar, syrup, fruit, and cream, what could we possibly make with those? Pancakes or waffles? Waffles, mmm so close.

Waffles? You have chosen the inferior breakfast cake. Yes it is, well pancakes are definitely cakes, they have the word cake in it.

Pedantic this morning. Right, that's it, you're getting an itty bitty fire. No, not really.

Well, luckily for you I like fire so. .. Well, maybe not itty bitty, but certainly not a furnace.

Scooch. Excuse me if this is anybody's spot, it's mine. Yeah, I don't see your name on it.

Hmm. Where's my plaid? That is an offensive stereotype, how dare you? What, all lumberjacks just constantly go around in red plaid? I thought you were better than that.

That is so offensive. And also they're in the washer. Hmm, can't you feel how affronted I am? Just because I like red and chopping wood does not mean I fulfill every lumberjack stereotype.

No. You're deeply offensive. And if I could be bothered to be offended, I would be.

Give me a few hours of snow, then I'll get back to you. Luckily for you, the woods are a calming influence. Hmm.

Well, look at this. Instead of being offended, I'm spawning your brains out. Hmm, but only because it's the woods, not because you're a lumberjack.

Hmm. Hmm. But only because it's the path of least resistance.

Mm-hmm. I am like water, I take the easy route. Comfy? Hmm.

That's the vibe around here. If you're not comfy in beside a fire, you're not cabining in the woods, right? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hey.

Thank you for coming out here. Yeah, but now I've got my two favorite things. Seclusion and you.

Oh, come on now. It's not a competition. Fine, you have a slight edge.

Don't tell the cabin. You're very needy to wind, do you know that? Yeah.

I can teach you to chop wood tomorrow. Yeah. If you like.

I'll warn you though, it's rough. Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Thought I'd just pick up an axe and I'd be splitting in no time.

Mm, not so much. No, more like sore shoulders and a lot of cursing. And sweating.

Lots and lots of sweating. Definitely not the sexy kind. Mm, more like swine kind.

Steaming like a pig. You still think it's hot? Well, that's concerning, but you smell nice, so I'll let it go.

You smell like generic man soap. And you. What? I like generic man soap.

It's fresh and to the point. It's like, here's a man and he's clean. Jackpot.

I know I have such impossibly high standards for male beauty. Mm, must be clean. Although a lot of people do not fulfill that quota.

Whoa. You do most of the time. Mm? I'm kidding, shush.

No, shush. Shush your face. Shush it up.

Okay, I'm doing it for you. Mm. You always smell good.

Mm-hmm. Even when you're funky. Mm, a little funk can go a long way.

So funky. Mm. Speaking of which, I should probably take a shower.

I'm a little funky myself. Oh, yes, I am. Mm, you're sweet, but I am.

Even bros get sweaty. Especially when you chop the way I do. Mm-hmm, alpha leather, full throttle.

Mm-hmm. I have no idea. I'm just trying to subtly impress you.

Mm, is it working? Well, that's something. Mm, you'll find it soon.

Mm, well, if you keep sniffing like that, of course you are. No. I'm gross, believe me.

Why would I lie? Stop. Stop.

Stop. You done? Mm.

I am feisty, and I need to be cleansed. I'm the purifying stream that is my shower. Mm.

You want to join? Yes, you. Well, is there anybody else here? No, my other boyfriend's coming winter.

Yeah, you gotta have seasonal change-ups. Come. Well, it is pretty cramped, but I'm guessing that won't be a problem.

I'm good. Would you like me to carry you to the shower? Oh, apparently I'm being carried.

Careful. Please don't drop me. I'm fragile.

Mm. Is this the part where we make out? Good.

Mm. No, it's okay. I know all my lines.

Mm. Water. How I love you so.

Mm. Sir, are you soaping me? No, just a little to the right.

Mm. Mm. Me and all what you're doing.

What you're doing is a fine good job. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. No, it's just from doing hard work.

Baby, I'm fine. I always have bruises. You know that.

Do you think they're ugly or something?