💤 😴 Nightshift Baby 😴 💤 (F4A) (Nurturing Girlfriend Welcomes You Home After a Hard Nightshift) (Heartbeat & Breathing Sounds)

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And the honey bunny who works very hard has returned alone They have returned and I can stop running Cuz your night shifts give me the heebie-jeebies and I'm terrified that something's gonna happen to you come You're okay I don't think my nerves can take much more of this. I know, I know, it's only for a short time Doesn't feel so short though Anyway enough melancholy nonsense. How are you? Now that I've stopped babbling and looked at you I can see My little munch I'm sorry work is so horrible We need money and I'm not gonna get started about capitalism.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Breathe in Breathe out I love you.

I'm glad you're home Now let's talk about anything else and get you out of your work clothes Because the key to not dying on a work shift is recovery, so we must recover You say that but if left to you, what would you do? Exactly not eat, game, talk to your friends, push yourself beyond your limits And so I have no choice but to baby you I know the hardship my heart bleeds for you Come on out of your work clothes, please I know I know you want to stay in them a game of binge, but trust me I know what I'm doing out out out, please And then you're going to go in the shower you're going to wash yourself and then I'm going to meet you in the bedroom I'm very sorry to say that's on the wholesome side Well one you look like a zombie and two I have many important things to do today First one of all getting you in that shower, come on Hup hup hup. I know I'm so mean making you take care of yourself.

Oh dear This person Yes, you have another kiss now go Hup hup hup hup You will take care of your body and mind, thank you I know what a hardship it is to be you Having someone worry about your well-being. Oh, I don't know how you cope Shower now I swear How can someone so practical be so impractical about looking after themselves They make no sense Hello As the shower happened are you clean are you in bed with pajamas on? Then I will reward you with a plethora of sandwiches Yes Sweetheart I love you so so much, but why are you so stubborn?

You need to eat and then you need to sleep and then you need to rest Oh, I don't know because night shifts are turning you into a ghoul Would you like to be a ghoul? And eat and sleep and rest is that really such a tall order Yes, I will stay with you move over Ah You know for a big strong independent adults someone can be a little bit of a baby I hope you're joking Yeah, you big spoiled baby With your no, it's fine. I just want to stay up and game.

No, it's fine. I'm just gonna go help my dad with something Uh-huh, and what's the number one quality you and baby share? Not knowing when they need sleep You're like a little toddler I'm not even sleepy I can call you a toddler all I want you behave like one.

Oh Oh You're a big strong adult, are you Oh, well, why don't you prove it eat your food brush your teeth go to sleep Because your skin is turning gray your eyes are becoming holes in your skull. I'm worried No, I worry exactly the right amount thank you Which means I worry enough for both of us Cuz someone doesn't worry enough Sweetheart I know you work the night shift to save money. I know is it really worth it? Hey, it's your life Your decisions I won't get involved just look after yourself, okay Shockingly you're not the only one who cares about you You at least eat some sandwiches Good Mmm, no, thank you.

I had oatmeal and strawberries and a banana and stuff I'm gonna have to get up soon. I'm gonna end up napping with you Well, yes, it will be somebody has things to do that do not correspond with napping all day Oh We've been such a big strong responsible adult eating some sandwiches, I know I know And now if you rejected by your one true love who dares Have a life outside of this How do you cope? How do you manage the betrayal? Oh Is somebody pounding is somebody pounding I believe somebody's pounding Even with a mouthful of sandwich somebody is pounding.

Oh No, they're scoffing them down I I never knew you could eat a sandwich paddling, but here we are Well done Bravo congratulations on your sandwich eating Thank you now if someone could just know I Excuse me, my titties are not your pillow Not for right now they're not Because you I need to sleep and I have to do laundry and washing and run errands Funny how you're allowed to do the night shift, but I'm not allowed to do chores And equality in this relationship is going to be it's undoing And now you're rubbing into me are you sure you're not a toddler This is very toddler behavior It's giving Baby But maybe you are Oh Maybe Maybe you are the biggest baddest cutest little baby. I ever did Maybe Who's to say Unless of course we test it out Look at my face Look are you baby? Then are you baby Are you the cutest chubbiest little little little little baby? Oh, I think you are you must be smushed My heckin cutie little squish You Are baby, it's okay And you know babies need lots of sleep So much sleep So much rest and affection and downtime They can possibly work the night shift Yes, but I'm a necessary kind of evil Mm-hmm The kind of evil that makes you shower and brings you food and says sleep sleep sleep Really I'm up there with Hitler You do get a forehead kiss because you're a baby and babies get forehead Hmm Promise me you'll go to sleep You're a big puppy I believe in you I Stay until you fall asleep I I I I I I I I I I I I.