Nigel's Adult Recordings Pt. 1

Transcript

I don't understand, I just, I got paid to do this particular job and I'm just going to do it, I just sit right, right in here, do you want me to talk into the, yes, of course, let me put this into my reading glasses on and we can begin the pornography. Obesexy, well, yes, of course, that's the plan, right, we're trying to sell this sort of thing, I understand, yes, of course, what sort of sexy are we looking for, I've aged considerably since the time of the great bikini, so when exactly would you, what, I guess, would you actually like? Whatever I've got, well, that doesn't help any of us, does it, all right, well, most unsexy, yes, all right, we'll give it a shot, you seem to know best, general American, no, you hate that, well, fuck, okay, well, how about basic British, maybe something a little darker, oh, too hot, I am so sorry, oh, he needs to be darker, I see, darker English, all right, presumably owning a manner of some kind, maybe he has a catchphrase, like, oh, I've got one, you there, servant, do girls like that, men too, oh, well, look at that, oh, what a fun time, oh, well, let's keep going with that one then, let's see, what other lines should I try out, let's see, you will fetch me that pitcher, chambermaid, oh, the emphasis on the maid part, got it, you will fetch me that pitcher, chambermaid, oh, that was better, you are right, you're good at your job, look at you, what a fun person you are, oh, let's see, let's do that one, stable boy, this stable is, what was the word, ah, filthy, hmm, do they want to get filthy, oh, I guess it's one big symbol for anal sex, I guess, yes, no, me never, no, no, no, but the missus, well, why do you think I married her, anyway, what else you got here, I have been waiting for you, I don't like that one much, let's try again, I have been waiting on you, hmm, no, let's try something a bit more forceful with that one, you have kept me waiting, I hate to be waiting, there you go, you see, he's the lord of the manor, you don't keep him waiting, silly, it's just doofusy for that sort of thing to happen, honestly, well, that's it, that's all you want, all right, well, that's fine, that's fine, I'll see you next week then, yes, good, all right, ta-ta.