Naked and Not Afraid of Your... You Know... - FREE Preview!

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Oh, God. Okay. Alright.

I'm going to be real with you for a sec. I get that this particular thing can be uncomfortable, right? Showing that particular part of yourself.

But dude, they blur all the good shit. Yeah. Nobody's going to see it but me.

And I don't care. So, if you're concerned about how that's going to come across, don't be because not really what I'm here for. Okay? Okay.

Yeah? You good? What? Are you afraid you won't measure up or something? God.

Okay. Then just take your fucking shorts off and let's go. There you go.

Okay. Wow. Okay.

So, you weren't afraid of not measuring up. Sorry. I'm never speechless and I'm slightly speechless right now.

So, you seem to have the opposite problem of not measuring up. Uh-huh. Now I get it.

Yeah. Because, I mean, it's hard. Nope.

It's difficult enough to be naked but to hide certain things that are happening. Uh-huh. Especially when they're that prominent.

Okay. Now you're looking at me like a deer in headlights. And that is starting to point right at me.

And it's looking like it could reach right over here. Oh my god. I'm shocked.

Yes. I'm a little more shocked. Not so much of that but that it's attached to my best friend's geeky little brother.

Like, who knew you were packing, dude? Yeah. You shocked the fuck out of me.

Okay. You need to control that thing. Is this going to be a problem? Because you can't even look at me now.

And even not looking at me, it seems to have a mind of its own. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Um.

.. So what exactly is causing this? Is it because you're looking at me and I'm naked? Or.

.. It's me looking at it. Do you want me to turn my back? Will that make this stop? No? Okay.

Well that doesn't help then. Not helpful at all. Okay.

Um. .. So.

.. Here's the problem. I need you to look at me for a sec.

My eyes are up here. Thanks. Uh.

.. Okay. We are not going to win.

A, if you can't look me in the eye. And B, if that happens every time I look at you. So we need to figure this shit out before this actually starts.

Okay? Because we're going to fucking win. And if your inability to control yourself gets in the way of that, we're going to have a problem.

Okay? Uh-huh. I don't care if you're my bestie's little brother or not.

We're going to have a problem. So. We need to figure out how to work with this.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just.

.. What has to happen right now. Um.

.. Hmm. So do you like.

.. Do you jerk off? Don't look at me like I just offended your sensibilities or something.

God. It's a valid question. Because that will make that go away.

Right? At least, hopefully. There's nobody here yet.

So go in the bush and do what you have to do. To make it stop. What do you mean you can't? It's pretty simple.

Do you want me to go over there? I'll pretend I don't know what's happening. Okay.

You're really kind of stuck between a rock and a. .. No, I'm not going to say that.

You're in a difficult position, aren't you? Oh boy. Ugh.

Alright, get over here. You heard me. Get over here.

Now. I'm going to spell this out for you, okay? We're going to win.

To do that, I need your brain up here. Not doing whatever's going on down here. Okay? And as impressive as this is.

.. I mean, congratulations, by the way. Awesome.

This cannot be a focus. Okay? Yeah.

I need you to focus on the survival stuff. And not on my breasts. And other parts of me that are showing.

Okay? So, we're going to solve this problem right now. Before anything really gets going.

We're just going to take care of it. Get it out of the way. And then you're going to be able to function.

And we're going to be able to fucking win. Right? You're supposed to be smart.

Why are you not getting there? I'm going to get on my knees. And I'm going to help you take care of this with my mouth.

Okay? For the less delicate among us. I'm going to suck you off.

So that that goes away. So we can win. Okay?