💖 My My Aunty! 💖 (F4M) (Older Woman) (Your Mother's Best Friend) (Okay! Let’s Go on a Date) (You Impress Me) (Slow Burn)

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Listen to you, the Fountain of Dating Advice. So that's what happens when you bag yourself a toy boy. It sounds like you might really like him.

I'm kidding, sweetie. I know, you're in love, and it's very serious, and it is not to be snickered about. What? I didn't say anything.

Okay, there might have been a little snickering, but who cares, you're happy. That's what matters. Seriously, I'm happy for you.

It's about time you had someone treat you right. Oh, I'm fine. I am, I'm fully prepared to become that which I always knew I would become.

A spinster with style. Hey, I like it, I'll have you know. I mean, who wants to be a girlfriend or a wife when you can be, like, old and cynical and judgmental?

Sweetie, I'm fine. Well, all the men our age are desperate and drive sports cars. And if those are my options, no thank you.

Hmm? What do you mean? Younger? Are you insane? I don't want to date some 20-year-old with mommy issues.

Not that yours has mommy issues, sorry. Okay, that came out wrong. Point I'm trying to make is your guy is probably one in a million.

I mean, a young guy who's mature and kind and has his own job and car. How often do you think that happens? Belaney protests just the right amount, thank you.

God, you sound like. .. No one, sorry.

So, speaking of young people, how's that boy of yours? Well, it's been a while since I've seen him around and. ..

Oh. Oh, he went straight back. Well, that's young people for you.

Always off, never back. But, uh, I'm glad he's doing okay. I just wanted to make sure he hadn't died from liver poisoning or something.

Anyway, thank you, but I'll be okay. I'll just, uh. ..

I'll just be a little bit lonely. But, I mean, it's normal, right? Oh my god.

Give myself a chance. Oh my god, you're in love with that kid. No.

No. You deserve it. Anyway, um, I'll talk to you later, okay? I got a broomstick to mount and you have a young man to enjoy, so we've both got things to do.

Okay. We'll talk soon, yeah? Bye.

Bye. Well, that's the end of that. Good.

Oh. I'm coming. Hello.

Honey. Hey. What are you doing here? Of course not.

I was just surprised. Come on. I thought you were back at college.

And how did you get here, by the way? What? Oh, I gotta see this.

No way! You got yourself a car! That's a good one, too.

Oh my goodness, come here. Look at you, Mr. All Grown Up.

Well, well done, you. No, don't be silly. Come on, come in.

Sweetie, trust me, you're not bothering me. Besides, you always know you're welcome here. Come on.

I think I need a leaf juice, anything you need. Got it. Was the drive okay? You weren't speeding, were you? Promise? Doesn't matter if no one else was there, don't speed.

You're gonna give your mother an aneurysm. Stop. Have you seen her yet? Oh, sorry, getting old.

I know you haven't. I was just talking to her. That's why I thought you were in college.

All coming back to me. We were just on the phone. She seems happy.

Yeah. So, how's the whole your best friend dating your mom thing going? Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

That's gotta be a strange pill to swallow. But apparently he's a very nice young man, and he makes your mother very happy. Is this true? Well, then.

.. You've made your peace with it, good boy. That's the right attitude to have.

No, honey, I'm not mocking you, I. .. I can imagine.

Weirdness wherever you go, right? Well, at least your dad's vanilla. Uh.

.. What? No.

No. What the hell? That beige piece of brisket got himself a sugar baby? Wonders never cease to amaze.

Oh my god, you poor boy! And I'm sorry for calling your dad a beige brisket, I shouldn't have said that, but. ..

I know! Square! Oh, come here.

You go sit down there. I'll make you something nice. Well, you've been through the ringer, and.

.. And your parents are. ..

Something? Sit there. For the weather-beaten boy.

It's your favorite. He used to make it all the time for you when you were a kid. You're right.

I'm sorry, I. .. It might be possible that your palate has changed since you were six.

Are you okay? You know, with all this. ..

Parents stuff. .. What is it? What? Apologize? For what? Oh, honey.

.. Listen. ..

We really don't have to talk about that, honestly. I barely even remember. ..

Assault me? Honey, you didn't assault me, you just drunkenly kissed me. It was nothing.

Okay, I'm sorry, yes. Please, go ahead. You know what I think? I think it took guts.

I do, I. .. Look, confessing is hard, and.

.. So awkward, and. ..

Everybody would use Dutch courage if they thought it would make it come out better. You know what's even more impressive? You came back here.

.. And you faced it. You apologized to me.

You gave a shit how it made me feel. Do you know how many men can't handle rejection? A lot.

I'm serious, I'm. .. Okay, in all honesty, I have been thinking about it.

And the more I think about it. .. With this new context, I.

.. I'm so proud of you. And you're right.

I wasn't taking you seriously. In all honesty, I. ..

I didn't think I could. Most of all, I was just shocked. I.

.. I guess I just didn't see it coming. But you're right.

You're not a kid anymore. You're not a baby or a brat. You're a young man.

And you handled this like a man. You should be so proud of yourself. Honey, it is so noteworthy.

God, the amount of times I've been guilt-tripped or. .. Made to feel bad about an honest reaction to something, it's just like.

.. No, you. ..

You took it. And you dealt with it. And you came back and you made sure I was okay.

That's what makes a man. You hear me? You're a really good one.

And what's that? You know what? I'd love to go to dinner with you.

Really. What can I say? You've impressed me.

Plus, I'm pretty hungry, so. .. I guess you're in luck.

Hmm? Oh. ..

My favor?