This is a shitpost, sorry... BUT! Your Pokemon trainer boyfriend decides to show you that you are one of a kind and that you are truly the best girl that no one ever was.
Hey, baby, why don't you go ahead and sit on my lap? Yeah You're my very best girl, you know that? You know, no one else ever was and never will be.
I mean, who could resist such a pretty face? Yeah, I traveled across the land searching far and wide just to meet you. And now, it's just you and me.
And it's obviously clear that you are my destiny. Oh, baby. I love you so much.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby, yeah. Hop on my superior.
I can tell you're so eager to jump off on it so bad. Oh, yeah, I got it all grime-ered up just for you. Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck, baby. Yeah, grind those wiggly tufts on me. You know how I like it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. Oh, baby. Make me use harden on my fucking cock.
You're so good for me, girl. Yeah. Oh, fuck.
Yes, you are. Yes, you fucking are. Oh, yeah.
Use pound on yourself for me, okay? I want to see how my best baby girl can ride me like a fucking Rapidash. Oh, fuck.
Let me handle those jiggly puffs of yours, okay? Yeah? Your lovely whimpers are so cute, baby.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, does my warm, licky tongue feel so tingly when I'm all up in your neck? Oh, I can feel you shivering like a fucking snow run.
That's it, baby, don't stop. Sooner or later, you're gonna make me a fucking electrode. Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, you will.
The way you're rocking and rolling back for me. Yeah, so I keep licky-licking your neck. Oh, shit, baby, I'm gonna squirt all my shuckles all inside that fucking port-a-loin of yours, okay? I want to make sure to fucking breed you.
Are you okay with that, baby? Oh, shit, I wanted to be inside my best girl so fucking bad. I'm gonna fucking come and muck all inside of you.
Oh, shit. I'm gonna explode, I'm gonna explode. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, baby. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, come down here, baby.
Oh. You're so good. Yeah, my best girl.
That's you. Yeah, you're such a good Pokemon partner. Let's do this again, yeah? And next time, I'll have you gulping and swallowing all of it.
You feeling okay? Alright. That's good, baby.
But, in the meantime. .. I challenge you to a Pokemon battle, baby girl.
Here I go. Weavile, come on out.